(The Sons of Liberty members and their pledges are in their assigned locations. Eli, Benjamin and 3 other men are with Samuel Adams.)

Samuel Adams (chugs his beer) - "Okay men, so what we are going to do is sneak into the houses of the British soldiers and use these A-MERICAN-MADE scissors to cut holes in their trousers. Any questions? Good! Let's get going then."

(The group hears Patrick Henry's evil laugh traveling from miles away and goes silent. Samuel Adams waits for the laughing to subside before speaking.)

Samuel Adams (shouts) - "CHARGE!!!"

(The men begin banging pots and pans together, shooting their muskets in the air, lighting off fireworks and blaring rock music to the loudest possible decibel. They then use a chainsaw to cut down a tree. They then use the giant tree as a battering ram to burst open the door. They run up the stairs, stomping outrageously loud with their steel toe boots on each stair-step.)

Eli - "Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the plan was to sneak in. Why are we making so much noise?"

(One of the British soldiers wakes up from Eli's voice.)

British Soldier - "Hello...who's there? Who just asked a question?"

Samuel Adams (pulls a cheese quesadilla out of his pocket and slaps Eli with it ferociously) - "This is why I told you to ask questions earlier! You ruined the plan you imbecile! We must retreat lads!"

(All the men scurry out the house and flee the scene, unable to perform their deed.)