Noon, the following day, outside the restaurant, Bangers and Mash.

Captain Morgan (to Lieutenant Scotch) - "Lieutenant Scotch I do not know about you but I am downright famished. How about you say we go for some Bangers and Mash?"

Lieutenant Scotch - "How about you say it, I double dog dare you to say it."

Captain Morgan (with vehemence) - "Well I TRIPLE DOG DARE you to say it!"

Lieutenant Scotch (covers his mouth in complete shock) - "A triple dog dare!? Okay fine, I will say it, how about we go get us some Bangers and Mash, my appetite is absolutely ravenous."

(The two men walk into the fine dining establishment.)

(The Sons of Liberty and all the hopeful pledges are seated in the restaurant wearing their usual outfits. The members of the Sons of Liberty are wearing their infamous Sons of Liberty black leather vests, and the pledges are wearing fabric vests displaying the words, "So You Want To Be a Son." In order to not be noticed by the British soldiers, the sons ingeniously disguise themselves by wearing fakes glasses accompanied by fake moustaches.)

(Patrick Henry spots the men entering the building and immense childlike giddiness overcomes him.)

Patrick Henry (excitedly shouts) - "Look Men! Look!" (He stands up and points to Captain Morgan and Lieutenant Scotch.) "There they are! The plan is in action. Now sit back and enjoy the show men."

(Patrick Henry rubs his hands together in a slow menacing manner while sporting a nefarious grin.)

(Samuel Adams has two of his beers taped to his hands.)

Samuel Adams - "I haven't been this excited since the first time Mrs. Adams touched my little Adams."

Eli (abruptly interjects) - "Did she say where is it?"

(All the members laugh hysterically to Eli's teasing of Sam.)

(Samuel Adams looks at Eli with absolutely vengeful eyes of fury. Flames emerge in his eyeballs and he slams his beers on the table violently.)

Samuel Adams (shouting at the top of his lungs) - "SILENCE!!! DON'T YOU DARE!!...." (Before he finishes what he was going to say, he realizes the whole diner went silent and everyone is staring at him; including the two British soldiers. Not wanting to ruin the plan, Samuel Adams contains himself and tries to divert the attention away from himself. He awkwardly chuckles while keeping his eyes peered on the room and says aloud in an evenly toned calmed voice.) "Don't you dare say no to my offer for lunch. Ha-ha. Ha-Ha."

(His diversion is successful as everyone resumes their previous actions and returns to their meals. The two British soldiers shrug their shoulders in unison and proceed to take their usual seats. The two men sit down at their usual booth and then are greeted by roaring sound.)

*RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!*

(The whoopee cushions go off just as planned and a rambunctious flatulent noise erupts and echoes across the diner. The sound causes shockwaves to occur, menus fly into the air, wigs fly off men's heads.)

(The men look at each other in sheer terror and then turn their heads to the room. The silence is harrowing, the silence breaks after a few long seconds and everyone in the diner points at them and laughs hysterically. Men even fall out of their seats laughing in pure enjoyment at the men's distress. The two British soldiers turn to look at the beautiful waitress in hopes that she isn't laughing. They also hope that perhaps by some miracle she did not hear the fart sound, but to their dismay the waitress raises her fist to her mouth and begins to giggle and shake her head.)

(The men stand to their feet and attempt to plead their case.)

Captain Morgan (crying out in panic) - "We didn't fart! That wasn't us! I swear!"

Lieutenant Scotch (reiterating Captain Morgan's assertion) - "Yeah it wasn't us, it was the seat!"

Samuel Adams - "Do seats now have assholes?"

(The diner breaks out in laughter)

Patrick Henry - "Whoever denied it supplied it."

The diner (shouting in agreement) - "Yeah!"

Patrick Henry - "You men are absolutely disgraceful! True men of honor would never rip ass in a fine dining establishment, let alone in front of a lady. (winks to waitress) You two should be absolutely ashamed! Disgrace! Shame! Shame! Shame!"

The diner (chanting) - "Shame...Shame...Shame..."

(The crowd in a menacing and mechanical manner, point up and down at the men as they continue to chant the word, "shame" and move closer to them.)

Patrick Henry (intercedes and speaks over the chants) - "Do yourselves a favor and leave Boston, nay, leave America and go back to Britain. If I was you I would get on my knees and pray to God that the word of this disgraceful act doesn't ever reach Britain. Leave the great city of Boston immediately before you cause yourself even more embarrassment."

The beautiful waitress - "Yeah you heard the man, scram!"

(The two soldiers grab their muskets and their red coats and quickly scurry out the diner. They hop on their horses and ride to the the nearest ship leaving for Britain to escape further embarrassment.)