The next morning had been quite uneventful,red had gotten out of bed,gotten dressed,had some coffee,yelled at a bird

eaten some skittles,tasted the rainbow,(tasted the happy,tasted the gay)

He then went over to the location where Grillby said that Muffet new shop was going to be set up,it was a nice little establishment,it had a bar table even though it was a bakery and had a similar set up to Chillby's place

Red chuckled knowing she had taken the idea from him,and that he was probably gonna' be pissed about it

He walked over to the bar and sat on a stool waiting to be served,just as he did so though,another customer took a seat near to him

He was a tall,slender skeleton wearing an orange and white hoodie and a pair of camo
trouser-jean-short things

He called to the bartender,Muffet,and requested a bottle of...honey...heh,guess red wasn't the only one with a wired taste in drinks

He thought about it for a second and chuckled under his breath

"Something funny,friend?"

"*snicker* sorry,but you ordered a whole bottle of honey,watcha' gonna do?drink it?"

"What if I am"

Just as he says this red bursts out laughing,the tall ones 'drink' arrives and he takes a long sip while staring,amused at the out of breath monster that was sitting before him

"Why exactly is this so funny?" He asked with a devilish smirk on his face

"Oh,*snicker* it-it's just because I was about to,heh,order a bottle of mustard"

Red had finally calmed down,his face red from all the laughing (heheh pun)

"Wait,So your telling me you were just going to order some mustard,and drink it,right out of the bottle,heh,that's kind of gross buddy"

"Hey,says the guy chugging down a thing of honey!"

"Eh,you got me there"

After that small conversation reds drink finally arrives,he realises he didn't even order but presumes Muffet overheard their conversation,after a few more drinks red notices that the skele-dude besides him had been getting drunker by the second,red picked up a bottle of his honey and took a whiff,realising it had a strong scent of alcohol laced into the 'drink'

He turned his head to Muffet who giggled

"Payback for a prank from yesterday deary~"
"Don't worry he's fine...I think~"

"Mmhhm okay this is weird"

By this point the honey dude had passed out in an extremely drunken state,an orange blush covering the majority of his face

As red was examining the now unconscious skele,the door burst open to reveal a small skeleton dressed in a blue cop outfit

"PAPYRUS,WHY AREN'T YOU ON PATROL"

Red guessed that he was referring to the honey guy so he got up and approached him

"Yo are you looking for the honey dude"

"YOU'VE SEEN HIM?WHERE"

"He's at the bar over there but he's passed out,dude got flat out drunk after 'someone'-" red glanced accusingly at Muffet "-laced his drink with alcohol,I can help ya' get him home if ya' want"

"NO,THAT IS QUITE ALRIGHT KIND SIR,I HAVE A CAR PARKED OUT FRONT,THOUGH IT WOULD HE HELPFUL IF YOU COULD HELP ME CARRY HIM TO IT,I AM THE YOUNGER BROTHER AFTER ALL AND IM QUITE SMALL"

"Sure"

Red and blue then proceeded to carry 'papyrus' out to the car,blue got in,thanked him for his help,they traded numbers because why the hell not,and blue drove off

After such an eventful day red was pretty tired,he walked back in,told Muffet to put it on his tab,and made his way back home

When he arrived home he flopped onto the couch and began to watch some family guy while laughing at all the crude humour,it was quite fitting to his taste

After a while his mind began to wander,was it a good thing that he now had the personal phone number of two cops,or that one of them frequented at a bar near where he sold drugs

During his drunken rant,honey dude had told him that he went to Muffet all the time,much like how red was always at chillby's

He shrugged it off and fell asleep on the couch...