It had been a few weeks,red had,surprisingly kept in touch with edge (no,not that kinda touch ya perverse cheesecakes)they had been hanging out despite the awkward tension between the two after...that night...

It was a Sunday and red was just hanging out with edge at a park in town,they were sitting at a bench when an all too familiar little blue skele ran up...

"HI RED!"

"Oh hey blue,sup"

"WHO'S THIS"

"OH HIYA! I'M BLUE,REDS FRIEND"

edge turns to red with a smug look on his face

"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD FRIENDS,ALSO BLUE AND RED,WOW"

"pfft fuck you"

"YOU ALREADY DID"

Red blushed a deep crimson,this seemed to catch the attention of stretch who was walking lazily slowly behind blue,he looks at red,then glances at edge,a disapproving look on his face

"HEY,YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME"

"Nahh,so red wassup"

"Nothin' much,got a stripper pole in my house so there's that"

"W-What the fuck *snicker*"

"I'M NOT EVEN GONNA ASK"

"Heh,yeah I'm a mature adult"

"Okay but really,why did you get a stripper pole?"

Red looks off into the distance like he was reminiscing about something...

"Oh right you guys can't see my flashback"

"Pffft just tell us ya goof"

Edge glared daggers at stretch,unbeknownst to the others who were deep in conversation

"But yeah,long story"

"GO AHEAD"

"Okay okay hear me out,so I have this friend who I have known for years,he has a sister and she had just got kicked out of her place and his was too small and he already had two friends at his place so ma dude asks if I can house her for,like,a week or something,anyway I said sure and she shows up,hot chick I'm not gonna lie but she wasn't ma type,basically she was super into me for some reason,I guess I'm just that sexy-"

Red winks at them like the fricken player he was and continues his story...

"After a week she wouldn't leave,she just kept sayin she just needed another day,one week turned into two and she was still tryna' get all up in my pants,after the third week rolled around and my attempts to ward her off blew up in my face I decided action needed to be taken,I'm a weirdo so I did it in the best damn way possible"

Red smirked with a look on his face of pure hilarity

"I got a freaking stripper poll installed in my room and told her we were having chicken strips,that night I called her into my room,she entered only to get a face full of my in a fucking full body chicken costume dancing on the poll,I shot her a look 1and said 'you said you wanted chicken strips' accompanied by a chicken wink,no joke,she looked completely astonished and left the next day,the end"

By this time all three of them had burst out laughing,red was watching in amusement as the skeletons died of laughter

"WAIT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT?"

"Yup"

"AND THE COSTUME"

"Yup"

Blue's eyes turned into stars

"LETS FILM THAT ACCOMPANIED BY THE CHICKEN STRIP LINE AND PUT IT ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL,UNDERNET IS APPARENTLY OUTDATED EVEN THOUGH ITS THE BEST AND CLEARLY SUPERIOR BUT WE WANT TO BE FAMOUS SO YOUTUBE IS THE WAY TO GO"

Red thought this was a stupid idea and so did stretch and edge but they both thought it would be a great opportunity to get closer to red and red just didn't want upset blue along with stretch who would never hurt the lil blueberry

"Sure bro"

"Okay dude"

"Let's do it I guess"

The four all walked to red's house,as they arrived they were slightly surprised by how small it was,it was kinda a dump but red didn't give a shit

Red told them to wait outside while he rushed in and stashed away his drug backpack under the bed before thinking to himself,how did this happen? He's inviting some druggy who he had a one night stand with and two cops he met at a bar into his house,Wow,he has a terrible choice in friends

He chuckled to himself before making his way back to the door and letting them in,stretch flopped onto the couch while edge and blue set up the camera and red got into the chicken costume

When he walked out of the bathroom,fully inside of the chicken costume,he trod into the bedroom to address the others in all his chicken glory

They looked amused and red stepped up to the pole and danced like nobody was watching while blue recorded and edge and stretch just enjoyed the show

"My god,this even more stupid in real life"

"YEAH THIS IS GREAT"

Edge said sarcastically,stretch shot him a look that said 'fuck off,nobody cares' and edge sat down trying to ignore him while still watching the chicken strip video being filmed...

After filming they all order pizza and watch 'Friday the thirteenth',stretch kept covering blue's eyes when the sex scenes popped up

Red then proceeded to put mustard on his pizza

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING"

"Uh eating pizza"

"YOU PUT MUSTARD ON THE PIZZA"

"Yeah,and"

"..."

"I HAVE NO WORDS FOR YOU,YOU MONSTER"

"heh"

They finished the movie and decided they would all stay the night because story progression,red slept on his bed while stretch and blue got mattresses on the floor,edge took the couch and they all went to sleep....except red....

Red was a major insomniac despite being pretty lazy,it was about 2:47 when he decided to take a shower because more story progression and [insert reason here]

Stretch woke up due to the sound of running water and the fact that he was the closest to the door of the bathroom,red was a numbskull and forgot he had people in his house,that or he just figured they would all be asleep by now

He walked out of the bathroom in a towel and into his bedroom,abounding the bodies littering the floor (no,he hadn't killed anybody,it was stretch and blue,at least this time he hadn't)

He dropped his towel and tugged on an old shirt and some boxers,during the whole ordeal stretch was just watching in awe as the smaller skeleton got dressed,he had many cuts and scars on his wrists,some old and some brand new,looking as If they had just appeared the previous day

Stretch would have to ask about that later,for now he was just enjoying the view of the naked skele,once red had gotten into bed and finally gone the fuck to sleep stretch also fell asleep...

The next day was quite uneventful besides the fact that stretch would blush up a storm any time that red was in his viewpoint,just the sight of him would make stretch think of the night before causing him to become an orange blushy mess

stretch didn't mention what had happened in hopes to sustain the friendship he and blue had built with red,after they all left red went on,allowing  his day to continue as normal...