Oh god where do I start?

So I was rewatching bnha the red riot episode.

And then... my dad sat down and started watching it with me. This was weird since I knew my dad really dislikes anime, and then he started asking questions, like

Dad: what's his name

Me: Kirishima, but his hero name is red riot

Dad: why does he have no shirt? Is it for like he can show off to girls or?

Me: dad it's just a weird design the does cuz his quirk is hardening

Dad: *insert dirty thoughts*

Also dad: I don't think u should watch this m- (insert rest of the letters of my real name)

Me: dad... his skin turns into rock for he can be bullet prof and stuff like that, why else would it be called hardening?

Dad: idk why would it be called hardening

Me: idk that's why I asked u

Dad: looks back at tv, who dah fuq is that fat dude

Me: fatgum?

Dad: holy sh*t he's deflating!

Me: you can watch ur show now *gives remote*

And then I went upstairs to watch that episode on my ipad QwQ