2 days after "What's up Bitches Pt. 2"

Y/n Pov

.............What happened last night?

Uhhhhh.........And why does my pelvis hurt? Wait a minute? Who's room-no. Why am I in a hotel room?!

???:*snoring* Zzzzzzz....

Huh?

I see a hump on the bed next to and I snoring.

Y/n:............Please be just my weird morning imagination.

I lift up to see.

Yang:*waking up* Uhh.....my crotch and ass.....*sees Y/n* Hey big man~

Me:*silently screaming*

???: Hmmm~

Me & Yang: Huh?

Blake:*waking up* Morning Y/n~

Me knowing Ghira will be pissed and happy at the same time:

Yang:...........When did you-

Me:*putting a finger on Yang's lips while staring at Blake*  Before you say anything Yang. What happen last night?

Yang:*casually* Oh, clubbing and drinking. I even brought Blake with me.

............I think I remember now.

https://youtu.be/elY-7SfGyWE

Yang:*drunk* Hey~*hic* Y/n~Let's go dancing!

Me:*very drunk* Ok.

Blake:*shitfaced drunk* Me want to dance with boyfriend too!*hic*

I..........think.......we started.....dancing to some song......

Yang, Blake & I:*drunk and dancing*

https://youtu.be/MDZj2kurFmo

Me:*drunk* Yeeeeeaaahhhhh how like my dancing?!*burps* Ladies~

Red-Heels:.........

White-Heels:............

Red-Heels:........Okay let's fuck this guy.

White-Heels: I'll take his mouth~

Me:*slowly sobering up* Wait, who the fuck are you two?

Yang:*drunk and pissed* About to be dead bitches that's who!

Me:*a lil drunk* Hey Yang.

Yang:*drunk* Hi.

Blake:*drunk* Let me-*pukes on Red-Heels' heels* Let me get the red one with puke on her shoes.

Me:*a lil drunk* Hey Blake. Need a mint and water?

Blake:*drunk* Yes please.*pukes on White-Heels' heels* I think I also need some Pepto.

Yang:*drunk* Just stay right there you two and let me-*pukes in trash can* Y/n my tummy hurts. Take me somewhere to sober up.

Me:*a lil drunk* ..........*to Red & White* Where the nearest hotel?

https://youtu.be/IWhilGbn9Zs

Me: So wait. We got drunk, went to club, got drunk again, danced, I nearly fucked two random chicks, you two about to fight them, then Blake puked on their shoes, then Yang puked, we left said club, book a hotel room for the night, had a awesome threesome to the the point none of us feel our legs, used 3 1/2 boxes of 12-pack condoms and now woke up naked.

Yang: Hmmmmm. Yeah that's all right!

Blake:*hugs his right arm* You know it was my first time~

Yang:*hugs his left arm* Same~

Me:.............What time is it?

Blake:*checks time* 11:26am. Why?

Me: Because in four minutes housekeeping is going to enter.

Yang:.........

Blake:...........

Me: Wait you two were virgins?

Yang: Yeah, what's that supposed to mean?

Blake: Fapping doesn't count.

Me: Oh okay.

3rd Pov

Yang & Blake: I guess I don't need that pic of him naked then.