3rd Pov

We open up to the window overlooking Beacon Academy from the new room of Team RWBY, panning over to Weiss Schnee sleeping soundly in her bed. Her eyes flutter open and she stretches her arms above herself, yawning, while Ruby Rose, dressed in her strangely-colored school uniform, creeps up on her side and suddenly blows a whistle, causing Weiss to fall off the bed.

Ruby: Good morning, team RWBY!

Weiss:*from the floor* What in the fuck is wrong with you?!

Ruby:*ignoring the question* Now that you're awake, we can officially begin our first order of business.

Weiss:*getting up and brushing herself off* Excuse me?

Yang:*holding a collection of objects - pillows, pamphlets, a candle-holder - in her arms, also dressed alongside Blake* Decorating!

Weiss: What?!

Blake:*lifting her suitcase* We still have to unpack.*the suitcase opens, spilling its contents* Aaaand clean.

Yang:*looking at Blake's contents* Is that a picture of Y/-

Blake:*quickly grabs it* No.

Weiss does not look enthusiastic, especially when Ruby knocks her back again with the blow of her whistle.

Ruby: Aaaalright! Weiss, Blake, Yang, and their fearless leader Ruby have begun their first mission!*raises her fist into the air* Banzai!

Ruby, Blake and Yang:*doing the same at her sides* Banzai!*they turn at an angle as Weiss lays on the floor and upbeat montage music starts playing*

Meanwhile in another dorm.

Y/n:*with uniform on* What y'all think?

Y/n's uniform

(His not wear the tie or blue vest)

Shoes

Gundy:*wearing her uniform and biting her bottom lip* Looking good. Dat ass~

Zure:*wearing her uniform and smiles* It looks good on you. Me likey~

Cherry:*same as Ruby's uniform* Hot~ You look great!

GZY:*turning towards a red face Cherry* Wut?

Y/n:*shakes his head* Nevermind. Anyway, as much as you three want to decorate our now dorm. We'll do that after classes.

Gundy: Wait what? Why?

Zure:*checking the time* Maybe because our first class starts at 9:00 and it's about 8:15.

Cherry: I other words we'll be late for our first class if we decorated.

Y/n: That's right! So let's grab our important class shit. And get to class.*grabs stun gloves*

Stun Gloves

Zure:*to the stun gloves* What the heck are those?

Y/n: Stun Gloves.

GRZ: Ooooohh...

Gundy: Anywho, less talking, more getting to class on time!*to Cherry & Zure* C'mon girls!*to Y/n* You too, boyfriend~

Y/n shivers as the girls giggled.

What happened last night in Team GRZY's dorm.

Y/n: YOU THREE, WHAT!?

Gundy: We decided to share you in a relationship.

Y/n: Share me, like a bag of chips? Or share me, like a harem?

Zure: The second one.

Y/n:*breathes in deeply* When?

Cherry:*blushing* Saving us from Grimm.

Gundy: And even though today's our first time meeting each other. I can tell the others also have feelings for you.

Y/n: As my dad said, "Son. If plan on getting a harem. Don't be a dumbass or a pussy." To put it simply, he gave me the 'okay' to have a harem.

Gundy, Zure & Cherry: Please treat us right~/./!

Now back to the morning.

Y/n:*shakes his head while he leaves* Mom does want a ton of grandkids.

Now back to Team RWBY.

Yang places a poster of six guys in various poses named "THE ACHIEVE MEN" on her part of the room. Weiss positions the painting of the Forever Fall forest to perfection and walks away. Blake is busy putting away her books on the shelves, picking up a copy of Ninjas of Love and widening her eyes as she warily looks around before putting it back. Ruby positions Crescent Rose at an exact angle against the curtains so she can perfectly slash a diagonal portion off. A quick zoom around the room (and the repaired curtains) ends with the girls admiring their handiwork... with one problem. The beds are cramped together in the center of the floor.

Weiss: This isn't going to work.

Blake: It is a bit cramped.

Yang: Maybe we should ditch some of our stuff...

Weiss & Blake: No.

Yang: Ok.

Ruby: Or we could ditch the beds... and replace them with bunk beds!

Weiss: Umm, that sounds incredibly dangerous.

Yang: And super-awesome!

Blake: It does seem efficient.

Weiss: Well, we should put it to a vote!

Ruby: I think we just did.

To the sounds of two dings and a single buzz, Blake thumbs up the idea, Yang makes a double-rocker gesture, and Weiss angrily curls her fists at her side. Decided, they rush at the beds, where sounds of jackhammering and sawing are heard until they gather back at the front of the room.

Ruby: Objective: Complete!

While Weiss' bed is simply on the ground next to her art and luggage, Blake's bed is next to her books, which are used to raise Yang's bed over it by placing the novels on the posts, and Ruby's is hanging from ropes on the ceiling with a blanket used as a tent over it.

Ruby: Allllright! Our second order of business iiiiiiiis...!*the room spins until she lands on her bed and a book lands in her lap* Classes...*pulls out a pencil* Now, we have a few classes together today. At 9, we've got to be-

Weiss: What?! Did you say 9 o'clock?

Ruby: Uuuum.....yea?

Weiss: It's 8:55, you donut!

Weiss is the first rushing out of the room and down the hall, the members of RWBY and JNPR peeking out from their doorways to look at her go.

Ruby:*flabbergasted until she decides* To class!

Ruby runs out, followed by Yang, and Blake.

June: Class...?

June loses her balance and ends up toppling Nora, Pyrrha, and Rin on top of her. She manages to get out from under them and start dashing.

June: We're gonna be late!

In the courtyard, Professor Ozpina and Goodwitch watch the two teams hurry through the school. Glynda looks at her watch, and Ozpina simply sips her drink.

Glynda: Should've done what Team GRZY did. Leave early.

The sight of an axe-blunderbuss weapon pans down to the boards displaying various species of Grimm - King Taijitu, Deathstalker, Beowolf, Boarbatusk, Nevermore, and Ursa - behind an buff teacher named Peter Port.

Prof. Port

A/N: He shaved and lost weight.

Port: Monsters! Deeeemons... Prowlers of the night! Yes, the creatures of Grimm have many names, but I merely refer to them as prey! Ha-ha!

The members of RWBY & GRZY, seated on the front row, are in varying stages of interest; Blake, Y/n, Cherry and Yang are sitting up and paying attention, Weiss and Zure are taking notes, and Ruby and Gundy has their heads propped in their hands as they take a quick nap until they are woken back up by Port's bad joke, which receives a cricket-filled silence as a result.

Port: Uhhhh... And you shall too, upon graduating from this prestigious academy! Now, as I was saying: Vale, as well as the other three kingdoms, are safe havens in an otherwise treacherous world! Our planet is absolutely teeming with creatures that would love nothing more than to tear you to pieces! And that's where we come in. Huntsmen! Huntresses...*gives Yang a wink, which she groans uncomfortably at*

Y/n: Ew.

Port: Individuals who have sworn to protect those who cannot protect themselves! From what, you ask? Why, the very world!

Student:*raises his fist* Ayyyy-yep!*stands like this for a moment as everyone looks at him strangely before sitting down, embarrassed*

Y/n:*raises his fist* Heck yeah, brother!!

Student:*not embarrassed* Oh yeah!!

Port: That's the spirit!

Port: That is what you are training to become. But first: A story. A tale of a young, handsome man... Me! When I was a boy...

His words fade into the background (and a series of "blah"s) when Weiss notices Ruby is very focused on penciling the paper in front of her.

Port: ...Despite smelling of cabbages, my grandfather was a wise man. 'Peter', he told me...

Y/n, June, Blake, Yang, Pyrrha, Zure & Cherry: He smelled of what?

The speech evolves into more "blah"s as Ruby chuckles at her creation and shows it to both her teammates and Team GRZY: a ball-with-limbs-and-a-head drawing of the teacher with stink lines coming from him and "Professor Poop" written underneath. Ruby blows a quick raspberry. Blake, GRZY and Yang laughed, but Weiss looks annoyed.

Port: Ah-heh-hem!*he waits until he has their attention again*

Teams RWBY & GRZY: Sorry sir.

Port: In the end, the Beowolf was no match for my sheer tenacity, and I returned to my village with the beast in captivity and my head held high, celebrated as a hero!

The Port takes a bow as Weiss slowly gets more and more frustrated with Ruby's antics.

Port: The moral of this story? A true Huntsmen must be honorable!

Ruby is balancing an apple on a book with her pencil held only by her finger while making a silly face.

Y/n, Yang, Gundy & Zure:*amazed & confused* How?

Port: A true Huntsmen must be dependable!

Ruby has fallen asleep again in the first class of the year.

So did Gundy.

Port: A true Huntsmen must be strategic, well-educated, and wise!

Ruby is not-so-subtly picking her nose, much to Weiss' building anger.

Y/n: That's fuckin' nasty.

Port: So, who among you believes themselves to be the embodiment of these traits?

Y/n: Me sir!

Weiss:*still angry, she raises her hand* I do, sir!

Port: Well, then, let's find out!*he turns to gesture at the glowing red eyes surrounded by a shadow shaking the cages that traps it* Step forward, and face your opponents!

Cherry, Yang, June, Rin, Ruby, Zure, Blake, Pyrrha & Gundy: Where did those cages come from?

The unknown monsters continues to growl as the scene cuts to black.