Y/n's POV

Dammit Dad. If you wanted milk for Pumpkin Pete's! Why didn't you get it when most stores were open during the day?! And have me go on a milk run all the way to Vale at night! Still why does Mom keep buying that nasty cereal. Eh I'll worry about it later.........I think.

Y/n: It's a good thing that 7-Eleven was open. Now where the hell am I going to get a ride back to Patch? Hmm?

From Dust Till Dawn? I could see if they have the new Captain Punch comic or I'll keep walking till I finally find a ride-fuck it. Captain Punch it is!

*Henchman 1 and Ruby crash through the window*

Y/n:............Wut?

I see other men look outside as Red gets up and unfolds her weapon into its scythe form. Ginger pimp chick scowls at her, but Red smiles back at them before twirling her weapon around, striking it into the ground and turning off her headphones.

Y/n: Huh, neat.

Red:*to Y/n* Thanks!*does a double-take* Wait where'd you come from?

Y/n: I was walking minding my business, saw the shop, was about to go inside and now here we all are.

Red: Oh okay.

Ginger pimp chick: Okayyy... *to her remaining henchmen* Get her!

Henchman:*pointing at Y/n* What about him?

Ginger pimp chick: I'll deal with him.

Uh oh.

The henchmen go after Red while Ginger pimp chick approaches me. I do a "special" pose.

Y/n: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of taking the chance to run away, you come right to me?

Roma: Name Roma Torchwick. And I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Y/n: Then come and get closer then.

Y/n & Roma:

Not gonna lie, she's hot.

Roma: Not gonna lie, he's handsome.

Y/n:*stops walking* Hey Roma?

Roma: Yeah Han-I mean what?

Y/n:*pointing behind her* Red kicked their asses.

Roma: Wut?*looks behind her sees all her henchmen are knocked out* Oh....

Y/n:*pats Roma shoulder* Maybe hire better guys.*looks at Red's weapon* That knows a thing or two about weapons.

Roma:*to her henchmen* You guys were worth every cent.

Y/n & Red: Really?

Roma:*to Y/n & Red* Yep.

Y/n: Shit, Roma you need to get a refund.

Red:*pulls out swear jar* SWEAR JAR!

Y/n:*confused* Where did you? Nevermind.*puts a penny in the jar*

Roma: Yeah your right, uh?

Y/n: Y/n.

Roma: Right. *to Red & Y/n, dropping her cigar and crushing it with her pimp cane as approaching police sirens are heard* Well, Red & Y/n, I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening, and as much as I'd love to stick around... *raises her cane and opens the bottom to reveal a rifle with a cross grid* ...I'm afraid this is where we part ways.

Roma unleashes a red blast at Red, who fires at the ground and leaps over it.

Roma:*to Y/n* Bye Handsome~

Y/n:*to Roma* Later Hot Ging-wait a minute.

When Red lands and looks up, Roma isn't there, and is climbing up a ladder on a nearby building.

Y/n:*looking up at Roma* Nice ass.

Red:*to the onlooking shopkeep* You okay if we go after her?

The shopkeeper gives a short "Uh huh", and Red sets off.

Y/n:*to Shopkeep* Two things; 1) Gravity dust so I get to that rooftop. 2) You got the latest issue of Captain Punch?

3rd Pov

Roma makes it to the roof, with Ruby high-flying again and landing right behind her.

Ruby: Hey!

Roma:*stopping at the edge* Persistent...

Ruby:*approaching her* End of the line, uh?

Roma: Roma.

Ruby: Roma!

Ruby readies to fight her, but a getaway Bullhead rises up and opens the hatch to allow Roma inside.

Roma:*turning around and holding up a red Dust gem* Nope. It's end of the line for you, Red.

She throws it out at her feet and fires at her, resulting in a large explosion.

Roma: Whoa-ho-ho-ho! *stops laughing when she sees something on the roof* Huh?

A woman in a purple cape is now in front of Ruby, casting a circle of protection over them with her wand.

Ruby & Roma: Who's that?

As Ruby looks on, Glynda Goodwitch waves her weapon and summons several streaks of purple at the craft. Roma is thrown around in the back until she goes to the cockpit, where a woman in red, her face unseen, is struggling with the controls.

Roma: We got a Huntress! And there's the autopilot button for a reason you know!

Cinder: Shut up!

Cinder gets up and heads toward the back as Roma takes the controls.

Roma: Y/n was right about that refund.

Glynda glows purple for a moment and aims another blast above the craft, resulting in a dark storm-cloud right over the jet.

Roma: The hell...?

With a flick of her wand, large jagged hail starts falling that pummels the jet and even breaks through the window, narrowly missing Roma's head.

Roma: Ah!*to Glynda* Are you trying to kill me woman!?

Cinder reaches the back and her arms and chest light up like fire, aiming a burst of energy at Glynda. Glynda blocks it, but the flame splatters behind her and glows hot with Cinder's raised hand. Glynda back-flips out of the explosion, which destroys part of the roof, and magically gathers the shards to create a large arrow, which she throws at the craft.

Cinder: Smart. But not smart enough.

Cinder shatters the arrow with several blasts, but it reforms just in time to hit the side of the jet due to Roma's quick aerial lean. The wreckage separates and reshapes into more arrows that encircle the jet, but Cinder summons several glowing rings around herself that expand and destroy the shards.

Then what sounded like a small explosion, came Y/n. Who flew too high.

Y/n:*in the air* Oh crap! Is the milk okay?*falls and does a superhero landing on the rooftop*

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/UfOKDqKXzS8

Ruby:*pulls out swear jar* SWEAR JAR!

Y/n: Dang it!*puts a penny in the jar*

Ruby, finally acting, reverts her scythe into its rifle form to fire at Cinder, who blocks each shot.

Y/n with Fortunate Son:

https://youtu.be/6ulWGiJb1uI

Y/n:*goes cross-eyed* BWRAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Ruby:*drooling over his weapon* Now that's a machine gun~

Glynda: Who is this and was he hot doing something reckless like that?

Cinder: Good thing blocked most of those bullets, but.*looks at Y/n*

Cinder imagination of Y/n:

Cinder:*nosebleeds* Monty Oum. *makes yandere smile* I will make him mine~

Roma:*getting back to the controls* Shit, thank Oum for autopilot.

Cinder then creates several blazing circles around her two opponents(rivals) . Glynda telekinetically pushes Ruby and rolls herself out of the explosions' radius; looking up to see the hatch close and the bullhead flying away. With Cinder blowing a kiss at Y/n who was confused.

Ruby:*looking at Glynda* You're a Huntress! *putting on a pleading, awe-stricken face* Can I have your autograph?!

Y/n:*looks at Glynda* Hey it's the hot milf teacher from Bacon-I mean Beacon!

Glynda:*blushing* Excuse me!?

Y/n: Oopsie. I said that out loud didn't I?

Ruby: Yes.

Y/n:*headpats Ruby* Please forget that.

Ruby:*loving the headpats* Forget what?

Y/n:*still headpating Ruby* Nothing. Say you remind me of a woman with the same as you with a white cape.

Ruby:*loving the headpats* That's my mom. A little to the right. Yeeeaaah~

Glynda:*pouting* Where's mine?