MAYBE I DON'T ACTUALLY WISH YOU'D DIE IN A FIERY TORNADO LIKE I SAID.

YOU'VE NEVER SAID THAT.

OH. WELL, I THOUGHT IT A LOT.

CAST

SONOYA MIZUNO as HIMARI SAITO

"you slept with the ugly living definition of evil personified!"

"he's a six-foot-four, hot engineer with dimples and eyes as blue as the morning sky. he may be evil, but he ain't an uggo."

DAVID CORENSWET as SCOTT MILLER

"god, you're frustrating. I don't know if I wanna kiss you or kill you."

"well, if you kill me, let boone get it on camera so that the channel will get the views."

ADDITIONAL CAST

glenn powell as tyler owens

"threaten to quit all you want, but we both know you love me. I'm great."

"fuck off, blondie. and you're only okay."

brandon perea as boone

"dad-gum. that scott fella really seems to hate you. but you did call him a pocket-protector wearing, gold-digging fascist trying to gentrify the state."

"and even though I probably misused the word fascist, I shall not apologize. it was worth it to see that look on his face."

anthony ramos as javi rivera

"scott, my man, act your goddamn age around that girl. damn."

"she's the one acting like a child, always sabotaging our data and equipment! I should be able to retaliate."

daisy edgar-jones as kate carter

"I can't let you leave oklahoma, kate. it's too funny how you put tyler in his place."

"something tells me you can do that just fine."

katy o'brian as dani

"I wanna skin him alive."

"is that like a sexual metaphor that straight people use, or do we need to be worried about your mental stability?"

sasha lane as lily

"I swear to god, I did not touch cairo."

"really? because there's powdered sugar all inside of it, and you've been complaining all day about wanting donuts."

tunde adebimpe as dexter

"tyler is just jealous."

"as he should be. the video of me teaching you to make a tornado in a bottle is our most viewed video this month."

— in which scott miller finds out a day too late that he's sleeping with the college intern of the enemy.

OR

— in which himari saito meets a hot nerd in a bar the night before finding out said nerd is working to actively gentrify the state of oklahoma.

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