Sky: Sooooo...

Kris: MY LIFE HAS A REASON TO EXIST!

Sky: It always has. Anyways, GATHER THE TROOPS!

Kris: On it!

*after gathering LE TROOPS*

Speed: Torture time!

Sky: It involves you and Lazuli.

Lazuli: What is it?

Sky: You and Speedy have to sing "It's Not Like I Like You".

Lazuli and Speed: WHAT?!

Sky: You and Speedy have to sing "It's Not Like I Like You".

Lazuli: B-But I cant sing!

Speed: Seriously? And Lazuli, everyone can sing. Minus mute pokemon...

Lazuli: :(

Sky: I'm not bringing anyone else in here and I'm not letting Kris in here. BEGONE KRIS!

Kris: Awww...

*Kris has been removed*

Sky: Now, on the name of @XxzappergamerxX , SING!

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Lazuli: I-I, ah- I-I-I, ah, pa-zim-da-zum-da pam-pa-du-pam

Speed & Lazuli: I-I, ah, I-I-I, ah

Lazuli: Aaaah~

Speed: Hey! That's pretty good!

Lazuli: Wha?!- No one asked you!

Speed: I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on you.
But, baby, I'll never get that chance to dance that romance with you. Oh,no!
Cause you always hitting, and kicking, and putting me down.
I hope you don't mean what you say-

Lazuli & Speed: But I keep seeing you sticking around.
Like you can't get enough. So I stay and I wonder, how my hand would feel intertwined with yours~

Speed: As of now though-

Lazuli: What are you doing?

Speed: Nothing but closed doors~

My girl's a dere, a tsun, tsun dere.
Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face.
And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase!

Lazuli: Hey! That was a direct attack!

Speed: Oh no! The wild cat found my hiding place!

Lazuli: Stupid Octopus! Take it back!

Speed: Eh..?

So... Uh.... How am Ian octopus?

Lazuli: How am I a cat?

Speed: Well... Cats are cute!

Lazuli: Go away!

Speed: Can we get along? You're so headstrong...

Lazuli: There's no way, go away, now so long!

Speed: Just talk to me, and you will see~

Lazuli: That's not fair, using flair, you dummy!

I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend... On NOT you!!
Cause, baby, I'm afraid you'll say, that it's not okay with you.
Oh-oh, cause you're always laughing and joking.
You look like a clown, but I hope you mean what you say. And I wonder what you would think, if I let my pride down.
Let it sink.
Could we hold hands, kiss? Live our lives in gentle bliss?

Speed: We could!

Lazuli: Ah! I'm not talking about you! You're not my prince in this.

I'm not a dere. A tsun, tsun dere.
I have a jello heart. I'm not that mean.
I'm not blushing! I was just rushing, and forgot the sunscreen!

Speed: Ahahaha! You're smile is really cute though.

Lazuli: You'll never see it from underneath my pigtails~

Speed: *sigh* Alright. I just wanted to let you know.

Lazuli: Uh-Um... H-Hey....

Speed: Yeah? Are you okay?

Lazuli: Eh, y-yeah... um... well... Ehee.

Hey, hey, are you free free today?

Speed: Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know?

Lazuli: Ah! It's not like I like you! Okay...?

Speed: Alright, cool, where do you want to go?

We could rent a boat and sail, find a bunny, and feed it some juicy kale~

Lazuli: No, that sounds really stupid.

Speed: Okay, well, how about a...

Classy dinner by candlelight?

Or scary stories till midnight?

So then I could hold you tight~

Lazuli: And get cheeto crumbs on me?! No way!

Speed: Ba da ba da ba!

Lazuli: Okay~, I think you're a little dense.
I really don't like all of this talk-
you have in the present tense.

Ba ba da ba da!

So listen here, buddy. It's all just a big fantasy you see inside of your head. No! So just say goodbye!

Speed: Eh- whatever.

Lazuli: Ba ba da ba da!

*E*

Lazuli: I'm not a dere- A tsun, tsun dere~
Speed: My girl's a dere! A tsun, tsun dere~

Lazuli: Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress?!

Speed: Ugh! I digress! So let's just go to the park... I guess?

Lazuli: You wouldn't even know what to bring!

Speed: Oh, come on, will you please just say yes?

Lazuli: Eh, geez!

Fine, baka tako! It' s not like I'll enjoy it or anything!

Hehehe~

Speed: Finally it's over!

Lazuli: Speed I'm so sorry!!!

Speed: It's fine.

Lazuli: My voice kept cracking..!

Speed: You were fine!

Lazuli: No I wasn't...

Sky: Time to show Kris the recording...

Lazuli and Speed: WHAT?!

Sky: It's nothing...

Tehehe!~

That's all for this one! It took a lot of willpower to write it-

Sayonara!

Bonus Scene

Kris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES MY MASTER PLAN!

Sky: It's just them singing a song though, nothing special about it.

Kris: REEEEEEE