Sky: Wow, there are some really nice dares here.
Kris: Is there any Spezuli?
Sky: Yes but that will be in the next dare.
Kris: Awww, ok...
Sky: Can you get the others?
Kris: Why don't you do it?
Sky: Fineeee.... *teleports them all*
Speed: *falls face first* Owww...
Flora: Is that your signature thing or something..?
Speed: No!
Stella: Are you ok?
Speed: Yeah—
Sky: Shut up, time for dares!
Black: Thank you.
Sky: What can I say except your welcome?
Pearl: What's the dare?
Lazuli: Can I carry on reading?
Cream: Lord of The Rings...
Sky: The first dare is from DefinitelyNotSpeedy!

Speed: Infinite... Power...?
Sky: Yep! Here ya go! *Speed gains infinite power*
Speed: Yay! Now I can create a PS4!
Black: You have INFINITE POWER... And what you want to make is.. A PS4..?
Speed: Yep! And those yummy things Trace buys!
Black: Yummy things..?
Speed: The things that are pastel most of the time, small, and delicious! *he makes them*
Black: Poképuffs? You're so childish...
Speed: Hey..!
Sky: Trace treats!
Speed: At least someone gets it!
Sky: Aye! Next dare is from Wertopledo!

ReltMaster? The demon guy who dares us to look at nasty things that broke Lazuli and Flare?
Sky: Not demon guy... I think, I don't know his species.
Everyone: Great...
Sky: Let's start! First book:
"Speed's book of randomness"
Apparently, Speed goes through different dimensions and stuff...

Speed: What?!
Sunshine: Die..?
Axel: Do you really want her to die?
Speed: No! I know she puts us through... This, but she doesn't deserve that!
Sky: Good thing I'm unkillable like a certain Pokémon I know.
Speed: Wait you're unkillable?
Sky: Aye. Anyways, next chapter! This is kinda just about Speedy trying to kill me.
Lazuli: I don't like this book.
Pearl: If any of us do they're weird.
Black: This is probably an AU...
Sky: Next!

Speed: My name is NOT Felix.
Kris: My name is NOT ANNA!
Flare: My name isn't Edd...
Sky: If their Mom survived like in the canon ES, then they'd be called Red (Speedy), Blue (Kris) and Green (Flare). Any thoughts?
Speed: Red?
Kris: I'm Blue dab a dee dab a die—
Black: Shut up.
Flare: Green would make more sense if I was a Leafeon...
Lazuli: I prefer Speed, Kris and Flare.
Sis: Same. I hate this book.
Black: Hate?!
Speed: Hate is a strong word...
Sunshine: Hate?
Leaf: *le gasp*
Sky: Next. By the way, this is the only book for this chapter.
Speed: Thank Arceus!
Sky: Thank my fan fictions...
Speed: I have infinite power, right..?
Sky: Aye!
Speed: That means... I can get you to hurry up?
Sky: I'm trying.
Speed: Ok..?
Sky: Next.

Sky: I skipped the fake chapter.
Speed: Who are they?
Everyone: Dunno.
Sky: Next!

Kris: Lame. Next!
Speed: Wait!
Sky: Aye aye.

Speed: ...
Black: Copy and paste.
Pearl: Why does Speed act like a jerk?
Leaf: Maybe it's a joke?
Lazuli: I hope so...
Silvia: Ditto.
Flora: It better be.
Stella: Yeah.
Cream: Agreed.
Flare: Next?
Kris: Copy and pasters.....

Speed: Why would I do that?
Black and Kris: NEXT.

Speed: So. Ummm... Who is Edd?
Kris: ES Changed...! Oh god don't remind me...
Flare: What happened?
Speed: Can we read it?
Silvia: Is there something you're hiding..?
Kris: NO NO NO! NEXT!

Speed: Sonic? I'm a fan! Can I get an autograph?
Black: It's a book.
Flora: Wag to make him sad you butthole!
Speed: I have infinite power right..?
Flora: WE CAN GET AUTOGRAPHS!
Speed: *teleports Sonic to them*
Flora and Speed: PLEASE GIVE US YOUR AUTOGRAPH!
The others (minus le strange winged future Sylveon and Sonic)
Sonic: Sure, anything for fans! Please ring this awesome sonic speedy blue hedgehog back to my planet afterwards. I need to beat Dr. Eggman again!
Speed: Got it!
*Sonic signs autographs*
Speed: We will miss you!!!
Flora: Yeah..!
Sonic: Of course ya will miss me! I'm Sonic after all! See ya!
Speed and Flora: Goodbye!!!
Pearl: Next.
Sunshine: Blue hedgehog... Douchebag?
*LE GASP*

Speed: I seriously need to meet this me.
Black: We all do.
Kris: Read on!

Black: I'm not stinky.
Flora: Is that the best insult they could come up with?
Black: Dunno.
Speed: Kill me....
Stella: No!
Lazuli: Oh Arceus in heaven please save our sanity...
Silvia: Hang in there!
Kris: Next~ And we're in this!
Flare: Since when did me and Black kiss..?
Black: Since never.

Speed: I don't come from your book. I come from... Um...
Sky: PKM-150!
Kris: Yep!
Sky: The fourth wall can't come back!
Black: Who the actual hell is Anthony?
Speed: HECC! SAY HECC!
Black: Ok calm your tits.
Speed: What are tits?
Black: ...Don't ask.
Lazuli: Finally it's OVER!
Leaf: Flare, let's go water plants!
Flare: Ok!
Black: Memes. Edgy memes.
Sky: All memes... DIO!
Speed: Ok, since it's over.... Bye! And because I have infinite power right now I can get a dictionary—
Sky: It's over, you don't have it anymore.
Speed: Noooooooo..!
Sky: Adiós!

Sorry this took forever to come out. Speedy will go through hecc soon. See ya!