Juliet: Welcome back to the tragedy known as Eeveelutions Squad's Truth or Dare!

Andrea: Tragedy's right, if you ask me. You've been on hiatus for over a month!

Juliet: Well-I was busy not getting the Coronavirus!

Andrea: We're Pokémon. We can't get the virus.

Juliet: Y-you never know! Stay safe, everyone.

Silvia: What's Coronavirus?

Flare: Is it like the Berserk Virus?

Crystal: Sounds like a virus that hands out little plastic crowns and gives you lollipops once you recover.

Lazuli: Actually, it's a more contagious flu that originated in some place called "China" from some stupid Rattatta or Ekans or Golbat.

Andrea: 4th wall, Glaceon...

Lazuli: I only say the facts.

Sunshine: What's the dare?

Juliet: Oof, we're getting off topic; thanks, Sunshine.

Pearl: And it seems like we've got a truth from DeathCrusher567!

Andrea: Hey, why don't you read it, Black? I don't think you've done any this series.

Black: Darn right I haven't. Oi. They want to know how dense Speed really is.

Juliet: Pff. He's as dense as a chunk of lead.

Speed: abruptly wakes up

Also Speed: Wha..? Am not!

Leaf: I've got a feeling this question's gonna leave some salt behind...

Speed: Salt? Ew, I prefer sweet things, like ice creams.

Silvia: It's a metaphor, but I can totally agree that ice cream is the best!

Everyone: Agreed.

Flare: Uh...I can't have chocolate, so...

Black: WHAT?! Oh, you poor soul...

Speed: sigh. Yeah, it's kind of complicated.

Black: Huh? I was talking about how terrible it was that he's never tasted chocolate before.

Flare: I mean, I have, because Fluffy loves it, but-

Pearl: So how are we going to measure how dense Speed is?

Lazuli: According to my book, you can calculate density by dividing mass by volume, so the scientific and mathematical formula would be d = m/v, and if you were to use the most common units, grams and centimeters, your total density would be x gm/cm^3.

Andrea: Yeah, I did not need that science lecture.

Juliet: *asleep*

Crystal: Aight, I got this.

*puts Speed on a scale*

*takes notes*

*fills up a tub of water*

*dunks Speed*

Speed: HEY!

Crystal: *takes notes*

Also Kris: It's big brain time.

*does math*

Crystal: I can confirm that the average density of a Jolteon is 468/km^2!***

Sunshine: That's super cool! Me next!

Silvia: Ooh! I wanna get measured too!

Andrea: Maybe sometime later, y'all.

Leaf: Well, there ya have it, folks.

Pearl: Scientific density of Speed!

Juliet: *whispers* If you mean how oblivious to girls Speed is, then the definite answer is a lot. But hey, you know how reckless these Eeveelutions get!

Leaf & Pearl: C'ya! ❤

Juliet: WAIT, I DIDN'T SAY---

***The average density of a dog, because stupid Bulbapedia didn't include density, mass, or volume.