I've legit never done any of these and I was reminded about about how many people taggged me to these today morning when Raoooonak updated. So I, Mayo, shall start off with fun facts about me which are quite boring.

1) Maya is a pen name. Kaur however is my middle name. Maya is used in Punjabi to mean money so like if you guys are confused on what to give on my birthday, you know now.

2) Only a few people know my age on wattpad. Try to take a guess on what age I am, it'll be cool to see! I'm over thirteen. I'm probably not going to confirm it but let's see.

3) I'm high key obsessed with Fawad Khan. It's not even low-key anymore. I don't even pretend I don't have an obsession with him and his movies. But I can accept that Kapoor and Sons was a boring watch with no plot (but I loved that they represented some LBGT. Next step is to make a LBGT love story featuring Sid and Varun) and that the only good thing was Fawad's acting.

4) I dislike Alia. In fact, my whole family does. Like we'll see her on screen and we'll immediately just all start to sigh. Before you guys are like 'why', let me explain why. At first, it was because she had only two expressions, ruined a Arijit Singh song for me and probably the only reason why she's famous is because is of her rich dad and KJO.

But then, I realized she's problematic as well.

One of the pictures show her apporticating Native American culture which is so gross and disgusting. Other people's cultures are not your aesthetic, they are not trends or objects without meanings or something as simple as a clothing. It's culture and the whole idea of Alia supporting that made me dislike her so much.

The Udta Punjab photos show her skin darkened and I shoved the PNG to show you what her natural skin tone is. Alia Bhatt is white passing and her skin tone is ridiculously white. She did well in Udta Punjab, its the only movie of hers I actually enjoy. But the thing is, by auditioning for it, she snatched away the chance of an actual dark skinned girl to do it. She did brown face which is disgusting and has years worth of racism behind it.

So if you guys wanted to know why I dislike Alia Bhatt, here's my reasons. Again, if you guys like her or enjoy her acting, it's up to you. However, if you try to defend her actions or be like I'm overreacting, you can leave. She's problematic and no one ever accepts that in the Bollywood fandom.

5) I'm almost underweight. I literally never gain weight but eat like a horse. Normally, I can eat seven pieces of a pizza or eat the whole thing if I'm hungry enough. It's a bit frustrating hearing everyone telling me to eat more and knowing that my whole no weight will haunt me in the future  (I heard the fat goes around your heart?? Rip me).

Also, I hate fatshamers to death. If I hear you guys telling me about how fat people shouldn't eat, ever look at someone eating in public with disgust, ever tell someone to loose weight (if you're their doctor, it's okay), I will punch you. I have no muscle whatsoever though so I'll hire Fawad Khan to do it (he got practice through Ranbir, proud of Fawad).

6) I dislike Ranbir. Again, I think that he's nothing more than his relationships. I rarely hear about him unless someone says Randeep (which is a ship I hate lol) or Katrina. His baap is probably how he got famous or his looks.

Like with Ranveer, he's more independent. There's more to talk about him than Deepika. When we talk about Deepika, no one ever trails back about Ranbir. But however, there's literally nothing more to Ranbir than his ex's.

I'll admit he has decent acting but he also has like seven flops. He's admitted to cheating on Deepika more than once (fun fact, she also had depression then) and called Katrina an object. I don't even know how someone can ship Randeep, knowing that Ranbir CHEATED on her. Like how am I supposed to like someone who can't keep his dick in his pants - SHIT I MEAN HIS BANANA.

Again, this is my opinion. You can do whatever you want anyways and I'm probably going to still watch Ae Dil Hai Mushkil lol.

7) I swear a lot and make dirty jokes. If you guys have a problem with it, just tell me and i won't swear or make some bad dirty jokes around you or your books. Feel free to message me! I'm low-key boring (I pretend that I'm not sometimes okay don't crush my dreams) but I love talking to new people!

8) I personally enjoy writing. Like a lot. I mainly write for myself and you guys. For readers that surport me and to have all the thoughts stuck in my head out. Popularity seems overrated anyways, I'll rather have you guys - who all eventually end up in my PMS and become good friends with me - than thousands of strangers.

9) I love Varun but I feel like him, Alia, Shraddha and Sidharth are overrated on wattpad. Like really overrated. Shahid, Fawad (okay I always stalk the Fawad tag and I find it disappointing when wattpad recommends me to read my own books), Priyanka, Deepika, Sonakshi, Parineeti, Ranveer, Harshu, Arjun, Mawra and so many other people exist! If you guys are stuck casting someone, just dm me instead of picking the same people over and over.

Honestly, I don't really mind who you guys cast. Like half of the time, I end up imagining someone else if I dislike your cast. It's just annoying being a graphic designer and forced to always edit the same old acteress and actors.

10) I talk a lot in real life. In year three, I was dubbed the chatterbox. I don't know but I feel like there's so much to person, so much you'll never learn. Through silence, there's only knowledge of actions and the movement. While talking, you have the power to obtain so much knowledge. You could allow yourself to so much knowledge about someone and honestly, I love learning about new people and things.

Then again, like when I'm really quiet, I'm probably sad. I'm only talkative when I'm happy and comfortable. If someone is making me uncomfortable or I feel like talking is too much stress, I'll most likely be quiet. The best way to know how I am is to just talk to me.

11) Eventhough I love talking to people and making new friends, I rarely tell secrets. Probably one of the reasons that rarely anyone in the real world knows about wattpad.

12) You guys are all angels 💕 Like I swear, without you guys, I would have never reached this destination. All your comments, votes and messages have kept me going for so long. Without you, my writing would have never improved, I would have never been so happy or in love with writing. I hope I can continue to write for you, become friends with you guys - who are all so sweet and friendly.

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That's it guys! That's all I really need to say.

I just watched Happy Bhag Jaygee and it was amazing! Like Kirren said, I expected it to have more comedy but it was still a good watch.

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- Maya (ishipmeandchocolate)