Kayana's pov

Crowley is here!Crowley is here! CROWLEY IS HERE!!

"Crowley!!!" I exclaimed glomping onto the muscular male.

He smiled .

"Kayana-chan. Nice to see you again." He said.

I nodded at him.

"Hi Chess-san. Horn-san." I greeted.

"Hiya!!!!" Chess exclaimed happily while Horn smiled fondly at me.

Ferid exchanged his greetings. He got some false smiles from Horn and Chess.

But he couldn't care less.

I followed them into the mansion of course still clinging onto Crowley just to yuh know. *ehem feel *ehem Dem muscles*ehem*

"How about we stay at Kayana's mansion today. I doubt you got to see it." Ferid suggested.

Crowley looked at me as if asking.

"Well sure.why not."

...

"Omg!!I love the colours!!" Chess  gushed.

Crowley gave me an unimpressed look to which I smiled slighly and wrapped my arm around his bicep again and lean on him.

"Oh come on Crowley~ what's with the look. Pink and purple was  obviously the only choice." I said .

"I should have known."

...

In the room now we all sat on the couch in the library.

Chess and Ferid were playing chess and Horn was reading...a manga....I was pretty astonished. But anyway I on the other hand.

Was clinging onto Crowley like an annoying little leech and bugging the living daylights out off him.

I wanted to style his hair. But he said no because he didn't want Lord creepy getting any ideas. He might do something as crazy as cutting it. For fun. Or because I like Crowley's hair too much for his liking.

So I settled for clinging onto him

Literally.

I invaded every last mm of his personal space.
And I made sure to give him a nice biiigggg hug. That way he couldn't get away.

"Kayana. How much longer are you gonna do this?" He asked rather annoyed.

"Woof."

He gave me a 'wtf' look.

"It's creepy." He said weirded out.

And then I licked his face.
Bwahaha. It's his fault for being hot.

"The fuck." He cursed wiping it off.

I made sulky noised and licked him again.

He sighed and tickled me.

Oh crap. Busted.

I put my hand up to show I surrendered but unfortunately that didn't work.

"Fine fine. How about you watch some videos with me." I suggested almost begging.

He gave me a cautious glance.

I smiled

"Don't worry. It's not too stupid."

I took out my magical headphones and tablet.
"Don't worry my old man ,Crow. I'll show you. Youtube!" I heriocly declared earning a sigh from him.

He used his finger to scratch my chin gently

"Vampires are more advanced than you humams." He whispered.

"Well. Maybe we humans have it better. Or whatever." I retorted weakly.

"That makes no sense."  He said chuckling.

I shrugged.

"Who said it has to?" I asked.

He sighed. Again .

....

"Dammit Ferid you cheated!" Chess raged out of nowhere almost startling us . That were if we actually didn't expect it. Ferid is a genius and is very tactical. He may seem as if cheating but he's extremely good at chess.

"No I didn't~you just suck~and it's Lord-Ferid to you Chess~" he said cheekily.

I looked at them from the corner of my eye and smirked.

That's my Ferid.

???????????????????????????you're Ferid.

Oh. Erm. No. I said nothing..

You like him don't you.

No...I don't.

"Here ,put this side in you're ears." I said handing Crowley a side or the earpiece

He hummed and did so.

I put it in a way for us both to see and the video played.

Contains foul language. Watch with headphones. It's super funny and stupid though😂😂😂

...

As stupid as it was. He couldn't help but let out a chuckle or two. Me on the other hand. I laughed so much I began to choke.

"Oh man!t-t-t" I wheezed out.

And because I was laughing so reteredated he just lost it completely and joined in.

"That's more stupid than funny and I'm only laughing at your donkey-dying sounding laugh." He choked out.

I stuck my tongue out at him and almost ended up biting it off. But no need to worry. I avoided that with my super awesome laughing skills.

"Oh man I -I-i j-j-just. Don't know." I said leaning on him.

The rest were now looking at the two of us in confusion.

"What's so funny?" Chess asked first.

"Ah nothing nothing~" I said finally catching my breath.

Crowley sighed.

" I can't believe I actually watched that shit." He said facepalming with a goofy grin.

"Hehe. I know you liked it." I said playfully and nudged his side.

Ferid didn't too much like the situation at hand. Why was Crowley laughing so much with his Kayana-chan

He got up fabulously. And walked to them Fabulously. He then opened his mouth fabulousy and spoke fabulously.

"Hm~seem to be having  fun without me~how mean~" he whined childishly also pulling me away from Crowley and closer to him instead.  There wasn't any signs of annoyance from Crowley which was good considering the fact that he might have angered Ferid in doing so.

"I wanna see too!"  Chess joined in the incompetant whining.

"Here. Take a look,You to Horn." I simply complied slowly sneaking my way back to my former position. I'm next to bae again!

Ferid,being the ass he his called shotgon on my lap.

He is such a child.

"Why Ferid." I groaned.

He took the tablet too.

"Because you let me. " he answered made himself comfortable. More like you're too cute for me to refuse.

"Whatever just press the play button." I said annoyed.

...

"Oh."

"My."

"Gosh."

"The hell did I just watch?" Ferid asked with a momentary pokerface
.WHICHWASSOCUTEIHADTOKISSHISCHEEKS

He then erupted into a flame of laughter.

"That was so dumb I can't even believe humans do that ." He said almost face-palming

Horn went back to her manga with tears in her eyes. But she couldn't be unladylike and laugh loudly like the rest of us.

The rest of us except Crowley who had his fair share couldn't give a shit.

"Oh my!that was so messed up!" Chess said

"I know right."

"Hey. There's a game where peole do that kinda crap. Dare and Truth was it?" Crowley pointed out.

Little did he know. That was a big mistake. That will change history forever.

"Oh you mean truth or dare?" I corrected.

"Yeah. Whatever it was." He said uncaringly. He them swithed his gaze to me boredly

"Oh. That's different. We could play it. It'll be fun." I suggested returning his look.

They shrugged.

"Okay." Was the given reply.

And we all agreed.

"Come on Ferid. We gotta sit in a circle." I said lifting him up like a child.

"Okay. I'm sitting next to you though." He declared making Chess fume.

"But I wanted to sit next to her!" She argued childishly.
Ferid stuck his tongue out at her and jumped out of my arms abruptly almost making me fall. As usual.
This hyper child. I really don't know how he's an adult....does he even act like this all the time.

"No. Mine."he said possessively and pulled me to sit next to him like some rag doll. Also biting my shoulder blade. Not to hard to make it bleed but it left a mark...

Fudge you bille.

"There. Mine." Ferid spoke innocently.
Crowley gave me a look. I gave him the same one..

+Why do we have to be tortured like this+

I sighed.

"Guys. Does it really matter?" I asked irritatedly trying to.cover up the mark which didn't move. Nooo.

"Nop. Because Chess has to do what I say. So I get to sit next to Kayana-chan." He said childishly earning a glare and pout from an angered Chess.

I gave her a sympathetic look.

Her eyes burned with furry but Crowley calmed her down before she did something to get punishment from Ferid who kept his arrogant smirk on his face as if daring her to.

And after she calmed down Ferid decided he didn't get the reaction he wanted. So he proceeded to wrap his arms around my waist and pulled me further toward him and had the nerve to kiss my forehead for a really long time. And trail them to my jawline and to the corner of my mouth.

"YOU BASTA-MPH!!"
Horn quickly jumped into action by covering her mouth and Crowey held her down. Even though Crowley gave an inside glare of jealousy but he kept his calm composure and gave the girl a warning.
He himself though was ticked off.

She still glared daggers at the 7th progenitor.

I turned to Ferid.

"Ferid. Stop harrassing Chess and stop being pervy." I chided scooting away.

He pouted and turned his head childishly making me sigh.

"Whatever."

...

The bottle landed on me.waw.What a coincidence.

I scanned the circle. My eyes landed on Horn.

"Truth or dare?" I asked

"Umm...Truth?"

I internally smirked. I'll start off easy.

"Ehem* have you ever...fallen down stairs before?" I asked.

She paused to think.

"Yes. Twice." She said simply. I nodded. Plainly.

"Movi-

"Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!" Chess laughed out abruptly earning werid glances from us.

"Sorry. I just can't see it happening. Horn is so elegant. I can't really see her falling. Especially down stairs." She said.

Horn glared at her and blushed in embarrassment.
"Be q-quiet!It wasn't my fault!" She argued

I sighed as Ferid tossed in a comment starting an argument between the three. Crowley and I sat in an akward silence
He wasn't amused in the slightest and maybe knew the culprit was...*coughFabulous*coughFerid*cough*

"Next." I said softly but unfortunately they didn't hear.

I grumbled.

"WHO EVER THE FRIDGE HAS TO GO NEXT SPIN THE DAMNED BOTTLE!!!"I yelled annoyed scaring them all.

Oh man. Pissed over a game and being ignored aye.....

"S-sorry." Horn said still blushing.

Never ever had she lost her cool that badly.
Damn.

Ferid continued laughing in a mocking way and I just was about to strangle him.

Unfortunately the bottle landed on Ferid...

Oh no.

He smiled 'innocently' at all of us.

"Crowley~truth or dare?" He asked slyly.

Crowley scrunched up his nose slightly.

Dares are too risky but thruths are....also risky....
So which one...

"Dare." He replied gruffly..

Ferid looked at the girls with an evil ,pervertedish look making Crowley sweat-drop.

"I dare you to make out with  Kayana." He said.
Worst yet. Chess and her secret obsession with her masters....Crowley and Kayana. No. This couldn't be happening.
😑

!!!!!!!!

Hoe. No.

"Um what?" I asked not believing the words that just came out of his mouth.

He nodded.

Chess was fuming.

"No!!" She protested ready to kill or at least try to kill Ferid.

"Oh come on guys~ Wouldn't that be fun~" he teased.
Crowley still had his calm composure but I could see a pink tint.

"Not in front of everyone. That's weird and why the fuck Ferid." I said glaring at him.

He just gave his childish grin.

"Then truth?"

Crowley sighed and looked at me. I shrugged at him.

"I accept." He replied taking up the easy task.

And he crashed his lips onto mine and made out for 5 seconds.

"There. I did it. Next." He said simply.

Wait. How does he get over this.

Bae just kissed me.

He smart. (With a slang to those words )

Ferid pouted.

"That's cheating!" He whined.

"No it's not Ferid. You just want amusement. Not happnin'. Let's roll." I rudely answered hiding my tsundere blush.

But he caught on.

"Ohohoho~"

I glared at him and averted my eyes trying not to get a nosebleed cause that would be embarrasssing.

Continuing now as it came to a stop
The bottle landed on Crowley.

" Chess ,truth or dare?" He asked.

"Dare." She answered.

He pondered for a second.

"Hmmm~I dare you to eat ...a worm?" He said randomly.

I snickered..

"This is why Crowley is bae." I said proudly

"WHAT!!???CROWLEY-sama!I can't do that!" She exclaimed.

Ferid laughed.

"Where's that feisty dare-devil from a few moments ago?" He teased further  angering her

"Okok. Just eat the nearest object."

She played smart and went closer to me.

Yay. I'm the victim. Again.

She bit me.

"The fudge." I said at the sudden pin-like pain.

And of course she has no control.
So Before I choked her to death Horn pulled her off.

Crowley gazed at me.
The smell of my blood. Was so-Wait. He can't. Not right now.

"Waw. I'm an object now." I muttered

"I need bae. Bae, They're stealing me away as food." I cried drammatically.

"Next."

#rejeted.

Horn.

"Truth or dare Crowley-sama?".

"Truth."

" What is your favourite colour?"

Srsly.

"Blue." (Pretend)

LAME!!

"NEXT!!!!"

Kayana.

"Ferid truth or dare?"

"Dare."

Of course. Now I can't get him to spill any information.

"I dare you to....hug a random livestock and toss them over t-." I said.

"KAYANA-SAMA!!" - Horn

"*ehem. Hug a livestock ."

He grinned evilly.

"Easy peasy~"

Well we gotta follow him.
"There's a slide there. Use it to avoid u-

And he was gone.

Meanwhile

"RUN!!"

"BUT I ONLY WANNA PLAY~DON'T YOU WANNA HUG?"

"Eek!!!"

Back to me.

We watched in amusement as the children scattered leaving a pouting Ferid.  Aww he's so cute.

"Wow."

Was all I could say. I knew this was gonna be hard but. Wow. He is totaly and utterly hated .

Wait a minute. Who is that female vampire? Approaching my senpai. Yes, we going yandere mood now.

They're exchanging  words.

"Crowley. What are they saying?" I asked .

"She's offering him a letter."

The fudge.

"BISH GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY SENPAI YOU CRAPCRACK!!!" I screamed. Literaly. The whole ground shook.

Crowley covered his ears and flinched while Chess glared at Ferid in anger ,again.

"Why is she calling him senpai?" She inquired jealously from a recovering Horn.

She was still petrified so she didn't move from a while. Ok. So Horn definately would not want to be the unfortunate woman to feel the wrath of a  Kayana Shiona.

Meanwhile.

The girl looked around a fear.

"The hell?" The female vampire muttered holding her love letter to herself.

The 6th progenitor (u do like Crowley and lie about your rank)
Kayana Shiona was yelling at her. She was so dead.

She stood in shock.

So it was true. They were in a relationship she assumed.
She excused herself. And hoped not to be killed.

Back to me(don't forget ... means Kazu is talking

Aye. That was one hellova show...

I know right.😂

😂her expression though

I know right!!!ahahaha

"Kayana-chan!!I hugged this lifestock." He said showing me a dead body.....

"Ferid..." I I started face-palming. He is hopeless.

Crowley face palmed also but snickered slightly at our antics. It was like a mother scolding her child.

"Dispose of that." I said.

He grinned.

"Are you sure~" he asked teasingly.

I nodded cautiously  fearing what he might have done.

And then of course he dropped the corpse infront of a bunch of  4 year olds

"Now its safe." He said smiling innocently at me .

"You see. I'm an obedient !Now you have to reward me~"

I stood with my mouth agape.

I saw the body fall and splat. Eew. All the blood just went out like  a cannon.it was decapitated also due to having a random goblin statue split the head off. Now my staue which is also bloody has a head stuck trough it.

"FERID!!" I fumed pulling his collar.

"Next."

I sighed.

"Bae. I need you." I said crawling over to my man. I need my man to comfort me!!.

Chess

"Kayana-chan truth or dare?" She asked

I thought for a while.

"Da- truth." I replied.

She grinned.

"What woukd you describe everyone in here as?" She asked.

"Well..." I got up with a thinking face.

Detective outfit activated.

I started with Crowley. Well it's simple

"I'm gonna be blunt with all of you." I stated seriously

They nodded.

"Hot and smexy as hell and  he's Bae.I'd sleep with him every night if I could."
Ok....

Then Ferid.

" Extremely Sexy ,perfect and Fabulous though annoying at times..."

Chess.

"Cute and adorable."

Finally Horn.

"Elegant and beautiful. Worthy to be a goddess."

All faces blank.

"That was so blunt..." Chess remarked just realizing. I was actually serious about being blunt.

"She totally said 'I sleep with him every nigh'......"

Crowley smirked.

"Well then~"

"Next."

...

Chess
"I dare you to Kiss Ferid."-dared Crowley

I need my phone for this.

They were disturbed.

"Just let me kiss Kayana-chan again." Crowley said almost disgusted. He had a ray of hope.

"No."

Then it goes crashing down.

"Ugh. Make it quick. Speak of this and I'll kill you." Crowley treatned Chess.

She gulped.

She knows he wouldn't but he could be quite...sadistic and scary and with Kayana-chan. She'd have her face doodled on every morning again.

A quick peck. Which I saved and backed up on my phone.

"Damn. That's some hot shit." I said silently.

And here comes the inner pervert

Oh hi Kazu. Sorrg if I ignored you. I'm not a perv it was just too hot for me.

Hm~if you say so~

"N-next."

Yes Horn. We know.  It was hot.

Horn.

"Ferid-sama truth or dare?" She timidly asked.

"Truth."

What a bastard.

"Um...do you like...Purple?"

He nodded.

"I like Kayana-chan to!" He declaired.

Ferid...

I blushed.

"Cringe."

...

Dare crap.

"I dare you to spit on the queen."

R.I.P. Chess Belle

"I dare you to touch  Kayana-chan's chest."

R.I.P. Ferid Bathory.

"I dare you to drink sewer rat blood."

R.I.P. Horn Skhuld

"I dare Crowley and Kayana to  prank the 2nd progenitor.

R.I.P. Kayana Shiona

R.I.P. Crowley Eusford.

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