This chapter is obviously aimed towards the people with the female reproductive system 😎👉👉

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Edd:
-"Hey, (name)? You okay there?"
-"Other than the fact that my own uterus is tearing itself apart and I want to die right now, I'm pretty neat. You?"
-"Hey, hey (name)?"
-"What??"
-"You're just ovary-acting."
-"Edward Gould has been reported missing for three days. He is described as a male in his late twenties, with brown hair and eyes and was last seen wearing a green hoodie. If found, please report to nearest police department."

Matt:
-Although with how ridiculously uneducated he is sometimes, you're glad he knows what a period is
-He even goes out of his way to buy some of your favourite foods
-He even tried to cook some of them too
-Key word: tried
-But really, it's the thought that counts
-At least you weren't a very moody person during your periods, or else poor Matt would be crying

Tom:
-Tom is pretty 'meh' about the whole thing
-He'll stroll into that supermarket proudly and buy those god damn tampons for you
-And he'll even throw in a couple candy bars and cupcakes for you
-The females at the supermarket were really impressed and praised him for not squirming like a pissy tater tot about buying fucken sanitary products
-He walked out like a champion that day, but he really thought it wasn't that big of a deal
-You spent the afternoon just having casual talk and Tom cooking up a simple meal for the both of you

Tord:
-"Why the fuck are there so many brands, (name)?"
-"Ohh my g o d. There's a 200 pack. How much do you bleed? Do you think you'll need that much???"
-"This is so bullshit, though. And why are these so expensive??? You can't stop a period, so why are they so god damn expensive??"
-"What colour do you like?? Do you want patterns on them? Like, these have polkadots and stripes? No? Just normal ones?"
-"Again, why are these so expensive??? A 10 pack of thin pads for 30 dollars??? What a load!"
-"I'm pushing this matter forward to the government. Why should people with dicks decide on what they think is best for people with vaginas? I'm pretty sure at least half of them don't even know what a period is!"

Eduardo:
-Gone and out the door
-His bags are packed and he's ready to leave for the week
-He loves you and would love to take care of you, but you tend to get scary around these times
-He leaves a bag of candy and a baked cake out for you
-He's bought the pads and he's already writing a good-bye letter, stating he'll come back in a few days
-You can't decide whether he's the best boyfriend, or the worst

Mark:
-He walks in on you sitting on the floor of the kitchen, crying
-He got so angry because he'd really thought someone hurt you
-But it just turns out you're crying because you saw a picture of a deer that was just so darn small
-"Mark-- Mark. It's was-- it was just so damn small. Ohmy g o d, no, Mark. I can't-"
-He pat your back and chuckled lightly, handing you a tissue
-Man, you are just endearing, sometimes

Jon:
-You were pretty upfront about having your period
-Just a quick "Jon, I'm on my period" kind of thing
-Also a "I'm really horny right now, too."
-He's so conflicted, and blushes deeply like the cinnamon bun he is
-Shit, he wouldn't mind helping you out for a bit, if you wanted
-He's a pretty dedicated man that loves his partner ever day of the month

Pal:
-He didn't even realise you were in your period until the second day
-You looked just the same as usual, except noticeably passive aggressive
-He'd even asked if you were sick, so you turned around
-You gave him a nice, charming smile and said "I'm bleeding out of my fucking vagina."
-Course, he hadn't asked again and proceeded to offer you a warm beverage and some snacks
-He was pretty chill about it and all, but he hopes you wouldn't surprise him like that again

Pat:
-"What the-? (Name), are you okay? Why is there blood everywhere in the bathroom??"
-He was pretty alarmed when there were bloody tissues or something in the disposable bin
-After he finds you in your room curled into a ball, he worries and immediately rushes over by your side
-His first thought was that you got stabbed, or shot by someone
-He shakes you awake and you open your eyes groggily
-"(Name), are you okay????" "I'm on my period, Pat."
-"....oh."

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Sooooooo.....

Sorry about not updating for weeks, now.

To be frank, I still have freaking assignments and exams to finish up, so I'm still going to be busy.

That, or my lying ass is going to continue procrastinating. But seriously, if I do find myself procrastinating, I'll try writing up more of these imagines. At least I'll be doing something that's even a little helpful.

Anyway, another chapter might be coming up soon, so??

I hope y'all stay in tuned. Peace out!