Sorry about the switch in writing style for this one. This was already 80% done so i just finished it off. This was loooong overdue anyway, a previous request probably 5 years before. so as you can see, im going through the list one at a time - slowlyyy but surely

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Edd:
- He doesn't necessarily hate alcohol, per se, but it's still incredibly rare

- And we all know that shit's reserved for a certain someone else, obviously

- But if there's an occasion where he's at that point of being properly drunk, he will become a menace to society; or, well, to you specifically

- I'm talking "pranks" of his that serve virtually no purpose, and each one only resulting in him dying of laughter on the floor and you deadpanning 

- Like trying to make you slip on a banana peel 

- That he placed in clear view in the middle of the hallway

- And the "banana peel" just being a yellow sock he stole from Matt's laundry ?

- Or him stealing all your pants (like who the hell has the time for that? Y'know, even if you ARE drunk it's just a little insane)

- Anyway, he definitely thought it would be hilarious until the next morning morning when you started walking around with no pants giving Zero Fucks and he low-key (high-key) wouldn't stop staring at your ass and even the other guys forced their heads to look upward when they saw what all the racket outside was for

- He has to beg you to put them back on but at that point you were just so ready to live life just a little more freely

Matt:
- He HATES the taste of alcohol, usually sticks to drinking popper juice (we all know those glasses of wine he drinks is just for show)

- But there has been at least one occasion where he's gotten drunk, and it didn't take long either

- Because of his lack of experience in drinking, he gets drunk incredibly fast 

- And you wanna know how that happened? Two words: wine gummies

- He's just a big kid with money, and it really shows through when he's spending the little pay checks he receives on knick-knacks and candy that he doesn't even properly read the labels for

- He's tripping all over the place and stumbling over to the houses' shared computer because he desperately NEEDS to buy this dumb 1950's vintage porcelain micro monkey circus merry-go-round/ wind phone set off of eBay NOW or it is liFE OR DEATH

- He's downright hysterical at this point but you manage to calm him down by giving him a banana with googly eyes

Tom:
- To be fair, when isn't he drunk?

- It was hard to tell whether he's drunk or if it was just his personality, seeing as he was like that at least for 80% of the time

- Keyword: was. Since meeting you he's stopped drinking so much anyway and has become a little more tame

- Although he still has his days and sometimes drinks just a little too much, just until his eyes become sleepy, and he slumps over the chair he's sitting on, hiccups escaping him

- He still has a tendency to become depressed when drinking, often sniffling into his hoodie, but still not enough to start crying. But you can clearly tell he's not happy

- UGH, the way it clenches at your heart seeing him like that

- So you just embrace him, holding him in your arms a little tighter than usual

- When you pull away he just has this soft look on his face that just... makes you look away because of the the warmth that fills your chest, and bringing heat to the apples of your cheeks

Tord:
- He's pretty much like that one tweet when someone designed an entire fucking plane while they were drunk

- He's such a genius but some times you really believe he reserves all his brain power for when he's not fully conscious because this is the same idiot who really thought it would be an amazing idea to microwave grapes when he was starving, and he couldn't think very rationally to be fair

- But at the same time, this mf reads hentai so you just know his subconscious starts bubbling to the surface when he starts getting even a little tipsy

- Like "Oh, help meee. It seems I have fallen and now I'm stuck inside the washing machine. Whatever shall I dooo ?"

- Matt comes up and is just all "I'll help you, Todd!"

- "Tord. And not you. Leave." "Awe..."

- You stand there with your arms crossed, footing tapping on the floor as you raise a single brow at him. He asked you to call him onii-chan once before already and that was IT. No more indulging in his fucked up fetishes

- For the rest of the time he's now forced to sit away (which in hindsight doesn't work either. mf has a humiliation kink)

Eduardo:
- Wow. You were beginning to think Eduardo liked having sticks up his ass seeing as how uptight and angry he was constantly

- But interestingly enough, he's really polite?? when drunk???

- Not saying he should be drunk all the time, but you've found quite a fondness towards drunk Eduardo

- But at the same time, in the nicest way possible, kind of a mama's boy that won't shut the fuck up about his mother

- But he's cute and all he's babbling about is how much he misses his mum's chicken onion soup and you scoff at him affectionately, brushing his hair back

- "We have the ingredients, Eduardo. I could... try make it for you."

- "Do you promise?" He just looks up from his hands like he really spent the last hour crying over nothing yet everything

- So yeah you just throw together a lil' soup and Eduardo seasons his bowl with tears, crying with every bite

Jon:
- As they say, if you want to become another person, just drink enough and voila!

- In this case, soft-spoken Jonny boy is a whole new person

- Drinking usually reduces you to a slobbering mess, but the effects happen to work in... reverse, for him

- His once ditzy and shy demeanour becomes eerily similar to Tom's in some ways... and his voice is usually dropped two octaves lower than usual, causing his speech to become slightly slurred and gruff

- The alcohol in his system, like most, makes him feel light-headed and bolder with his actions as he becomes more noticeably touchy and direct

- He's not exactly a horny drunk himself, but ngl him being drunk and sounding like that makes you kinda, well...

- As for him, he's definitely more than happy to indulge you in your requests

Mark:
- He becomes a bigger piece of shit than he already was

- Oh? You thought his sarcasm was bad? Wait till you see him drink a little over the limit and try hard to not slap him because of his ruthless honesty 

- Well, his honesty isn't all bad since sometimes he ends up blubbering sweet confessions... sort of?

- Kind of like: "You're an absolute moron at times but your face is really adorable, and--and the jokes you make are so god awful, but only you can stay with me."

- You're stuck between cuddling him or squeezing his neck until he passes out

- You don't try to take offense to anything he says though

- Not when you have so much blackmail on him. Unfortunately his honesty is a double-edge sword - something that could hurt you (if you were a lesser person) but it's infinitely funnier to uno reverse the truth onto him

-So now you just have this folder titled "Mark drunk confessions" which you use constantly to embarrass him for when he's being a dick

-He can try all he wants to delete them, but you've backed up all your saves

Pal:
- He's not that much of a drinker, so much as he smokes. But even then, he's not much of a smoker and proclaims that it's just "a metaphor" or whatever kind of bs he's talking about

- Fault in our stars reference?? Who even makes those jokes anymore

- Anyway his drinking tolerance is really high in general, so it'd take him a good few drinks before he starts feeling anything

- He's kind of the same as he usually is, though. Makes the same jokes, has the same expression - it's virtually impossible to tell him apart from his sober self

- The only thing that gives him away is the fact his face is flushed pinkish and he has a tendency to look up or at the ground ever since you pointed out his pupil's become crazy dilated when he drinks

- It's strange though because it was such a mild thing to say, yet he's embarrassed about it ??? It doesn't make much sense to you, but you're kind of a little shit and thought hey, what's a little more teasing going to do?

- So you keep pressing him, doing whatever because it was fun

- But, man, do you make it so hard for him to hide his little crush on you

Pat:

- The Cool Guy façade instantly DROPS

- But woah lemme tell you right now that if you do happen to see him drunk be sure to take pics because it'll be the only time you'll see him so unguarded

-  He has this dopey smile on his face that just makes you low-key uncomfortable beCAUSE WHO IS THIS and what happened to your usual stoic man??? Who is this cutie patootie??

- You could make the most lamest knock-knock joke, but even that has him falling and doubled-over in laughter

- But he also becomes ticklish? Maybe when he's sober he's just really, really good at hiding it. When he's drunk though? Legs kicking and arms flying

- He still has the strength of a trained military man so tickle him at your own discretion, obviously

- It's also so funny seeing his usual beautifully brushed hair all over the place

- And since usually he dislikes having his hair touched randomly, he makes exceptions when he's drunk and allows you to braid his hair so when he wakes up in the morning he looks like a beautiful princess with dark eyebags and green face from the hangover

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actually do you guys have a preference for how I write these imagine? like do you prefer the old style of writing, or the new style? or do you not care and just enjoy having eddsworld content? lmk anyways lol