I've been waiting for a request like this! Gahh this'll be cute

Lmao and sorry for unpublishing the book. Here's something to make up for it.

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Edd:
-You'll have constant competitions with him on all sorts of wacky things
-Like, a pun off, where the loser has to clean up Ringo's cat poop
-All the meme rap battles the two of you have that end up in breakdancing and a sprained ankle
-"Hey, (name). I bet 50 that I can drink this 3 litre cola in 4 seconds!"
-Yup. Most of your bets end up in the hospital
-Guys. Just-just stay out of trouble for once. It's not that damn difficult

Matt:
-All the tea parties you're forced to join, with him
-He's so weird, but you love him
-Sometimes, you have to remind yourself that he's actually the older one out of the two of you
-"Tea for the queen?" "Oh, why thank you, (name)."
-He's only pretending, but it's totally worth it when he gets you to laugh
-Loves you to bits a pieces

Tom:
-The kind of older brother you look up to
-Honestly, he's a bad influence, but you think he's cool
-You try to be like him a lot
-"Ugh-no, (name). Do as I say, not as I do. I don't want you getting into trouble, okay?"
-You're a little rat that seems to have some sort of mischief detecting senses that always gets you into troubling situations
-Tom can barely count the number of times he's had to help you out

Tord:
-He's a freaking huge tease and just likes to annoy you
-When he's not, he'll be telling you the best stories he's conjured out of nowhere
-But then he makes it into a horror just to give you nightmares
-"Stupid Tord and his stupid stories. The babadook is not a real thing."
-Will sneak into your room at night whispering ominous things and screeching "baaaaabaaadoook"
-The night will end with Tord in tears and you with a wet bed

Eduardo:
-You get pretty irritated by the lack of attention he gives you
-Constantly striving to get him to acknowledge you
-You puff out your cheeks in frustration and tackle him
-"What the hell?! (Name), get off of me!!" "No!! Give me attention, Eddie!"
-May the tickle fight ensue
-You'll both be in a fit of laughter and you, apologising, since you accidentally kicked his face

Mark:
-The kind of brother that'll always give you sassy and sarcastic remarks to everything
-Oh? You wanted the last chocolate? Well, it's now Mark's
-But don't worry, he'll feel bad and buy you a new bar anyways
-"Hey, hey. Don't cry. I'm sorry, alright? Shit-don't tell mom."
-Will do that weird sibling thing where they bribe you and hug your face into their chest so your parents can't hear you
-Will laugh afterwards and pat your head affectionately

Jon:
-Sweet bro that's easy going and lets you get away with a lot of things
-He's old enough for most things and will buy things for you if you're not old enough
-Well, not including drugs and alcohol. He's strict about that
-"Holy hell. Thanks, Jon! I'll pay you back after."
-Jon is an ultimate memer and will have dab off's with you
-#LetJondab5eva

Paul:
-Strangely, an affectionate brother
-He's always buying random objects from shady looking people and will give them to you as 'gifts'
-Christ. We don't even know if that's a bomb, Paul
-"Uhm....what exactly is this?" "Pretty sure the man said 'dean-a-me-tay'" "How's it spelt?" "D-y-n-a-m-i-t-e" "Paul.."
-The both of you sprint out the house in top speed and throw it on top of a tree
-The neighbourhood received many noise complaints the next day

Patryk:
-He's basically like a mom, most of the time
-Always makes sure you're doing homework and eating healthy food
-Pinches your cheeks and gives you a pep talk to motivate you
-"Hey, I know it's frustrating, but you'll be out of school in no time. Want some cake?
-It was supposed be tea time, but it ended it a food fight
-Icing and cake is strewn in you hair and covering your faces
-You're both laughing up until your parents kick you out your rooms

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I want to have cute relationships like this with my siblings