Aaaa.....we all love the crack chapters...beautiful...But still im gonna run out of ideas soon so request people...please. (;w;)...Any ways here your fukin crack story.)

ColaBean69 had a dream he wish he would stay in forever. He was drink cola and the cola king asked him to be his wife. ColaBean69 said yes and before they kissed he woke up. "GOD DAME IT!" "STFU EDD!" "YOU STFU TOM!" 
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