scenarios

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1. "Your man? Bitch since when is Eric yo man? He's been with me for months!"

A) hang up immediately

B) "excuse me? do you wanna run that by me again?"

C) "girl bye."

D) "stay the hell away from my man, this is my first and final warning."

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if you choose A, skip the rest

2. "Listen I don't know who you are but Eric and I have been together for months. He calls me everyday and spends the night with me after long hours in the studio."

A) remain calm and continue listening

B) "girl are you retarded? i don't give a fuck about your little love story, i said stay away from my man."

C) "well i don't give a damn how often he calls you. this better be your last time paging him and i mean it."

D) "oh really? interesting."

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3. "Bitch you clearly ain't shit. Why are you checking his pager anyway? If he's your man, it's obvious that you don't trust him."

A) take a deep breathe and remain calm because you want to be the bigger person and keep it professional

B) "nah bitch you ain't shit and remember that."

C) "look i'm not about to fight over eric's trifling ass. just make this your last time paging him."

D) "that's right, i don't trust him and i have my reasons."

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4. "Well there's no way that you're the main bitch. You're just his cum rag. How are you the main when he lets me play in his bank account and spends most of his time with me?"

A) hang up because you are fed up

B) "cum rag? why are you talking about yourself? that's not cute, babes."

C) "are you really trying to argue with me? this is childish and i'm too grown."

D) "bitch come see me! i can show you better than i can tell you."

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5. You hang up the phone after hearing the door open. In walks Eric, your reaction?

A) "look, we need to talk."

B) "so who are you fucking?"

C) "baby, i don't want to fight. but something is bothering me and it's because of you."

D) "who the fuck is stephanie and why was she paging you?!"

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part three is coming soon

based on

6. The season in which your birth month is in, what does he call you?

• winter : my side piece

• spring : baby mama

• summer : wifey

• fall : he doesn't know you, sorry sis

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7. Your favorite soda, what are you to him?

• coca cola : roommate

• dr. pepper : former classmate

• sprite : sex toy

• sierra mist/mountain dew : manager

• pepsi : girlfriend

• big red : ex girlfriend

• fanta (any flavor) : assistant

• other : neighbor

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8. The first letter of your first name, which one of his hats did he personally give to you?

• a,b,c,d,e,f,g : los angeles kings

• h,i,j,k,l,m,n : compton

• o,p,q,r,s,t,u : sox

• v,w,x,y,z : raiders

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9. Your age, where does he love taking you?

• 0-11 years old : the circus

• 12-19 years old : nowhere, sorry :(

• 20-older : the studio

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10. Your zodiac sign, what does he love most about you?

• aries : your hair

• taurus : your eyes

• gemini : your personality

• cancer : your face

• leo : your independence

• virgo : your attitude

• libra : your ears

• scorpio : he loves everything about you

• sagittarius : your flawless skin

• capricorn : he doesn't know who you are

• aquarius : your voice

• pisces : your lips

Answer here:

fill in the blank (new game)

11. "People been calling us niggas for years and so we carry that word. Right now the word is like saying ____"

A) homeboy

B) best friend

C) homie

D) ace

E) i would rather not answer

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12. "They go into the studio and all of a sudden become hard when they used to do ____"

A) stupid shit

B) dance songs

C) gay music

D) none of the above

E) i would rather not answer

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13. "You have yo own ___ of choice. So you do what the fuck you feel like doing."

A) speech

B) idea

C) freedom

D) attitude

E) i would rather not answer

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14. "Fucking yo homeboys you little ___, Eazy-E turned _____"

A) faggot, faggot

B) midget, faggot

C) bitch, faggot

D) maggot, faggot

E) i would rather not answer

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15. "I heard payback's a muthafucking nigga. That's why I'm sick of getting treated like a god damn ____"

A) step child

B) step kid

C) slave

D) none of the above

E) i would rather not answer

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