CHAPTER SEVEN→ a gossip circle

//chonlo has added three people to the chat

chonlo: BROTHERS, I HAVE SOME RATHER STARTLING INFORMATION FOR YOU

ronjinnie: yes????

yescheng: are you sure I care about whatever it is

crackamoto: chenle is this about that hot guy you saw on the street? again? i've already told you there's no hope for that

chonlo: winwin, yes you will care

chonlo: and yuta, NO IM OVER HIM OKAY SHUT UP

chonlo: I have some tea on our good buddy jaemin 

crackamoto: what?

ronjinnie: did he do something?

chonlo: did he do something? more like he's the one being dONE BECAUSE HOLY CRAP

chonlo: THE OTHER DAY, Y'ALL

chonlo: HE WENT AND TOLD ME HE HAD A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I WAS LIKE "WHO TF YOU TEXTING"

yescheng: JAEMIN? DATING SOMEONE? it's not April 1st yet, Chenle, good try

ronjinnie: who would he even be dating ???????

crackamoto: betting $5 he just found a random hobo and bribed him

chonlo: I didn't believe him at first obviously

chonlo: BUT THEN TODAY

chonlo: I DEADASS SAW THEM ALL UP ON EACH OTHER

chonlo: I DIDN'T GET A GOOD LOOK AT THE GUY'S FACE BUT I DEFINITELY DON'T KNOW HIM

crackamoto: jesus christ 

yescheng: wAIT, was this after I talked to you @school?

chonlo: YES IT WAS

chonlo: BUT IVE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD OF THIS GUY BEFORE? ID THINK JAEMIN WOULD HAVE MENTIONED HIM? EVEN ONCE?

ronjinnie: WAIT!! CHENLE

ronjinnie: Now that you mention it, remember a few nights ago when Jaemin didn't come back to your dorm?

chonlo: yeah, and he hasn't come back since, that diCKWAD

ronjinnie: OKAY YES BUT

ronjinnie: that evening, I called him

ronjinnie: when we were talking, I heard some guy's voice, telling him something,,, when I asked jaemin about it he just said it was a friend, and that he was going to spend the night with him

crackamoto: does that mean nana's been staying at his bf's place for multiple days now

yescheng: I mean, it doesn't necessarily mean they're dating

yescheng: Trust me, there are some really dense bitches out there that will do stuff like that without even realizing it's not what normal straight friends do

chonlo: muST I remind you I saw jaemin literally pinned against the wALL by some guy today

chonlo: if he's staying with THAT guy,,,,, dear god I can only imagine

ronjinnie: weird that none of us know him, though

chonlo: like yeah, I haven't seen this guy anywhere, and Renjun has never heard the guy anywhere else

yescheng: sO we're officially coming to the conclusion that Jaemin is hiding a relationship from us?

yescheng: we need to fuckin find this guy 

crackamoto: GUYS HOLD UP 

crackamoto: WE HAVE NEW TEA

crackamoto: JAEMIN JUST TEXTED ME

crackamoto: 

yescheng: LMAO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

chonlo: 💀💀💀

chonlo: im gonna beat his ass

crackamoto: i think his boyfriend's already doing that

chonlo: YUTA

yescheng: AAAAAAAAH

ronjinnie: that's abuse

crackamoto: guys I'm gonna see if I can get him to vidcall me. let's talk later

yescheng: good luck

chonlo: ^

ronjinnie: ^^

//nakamoto yuta has logged off

• 1:32am, Tuesday

crackamoto: HIPPITY HOPPITY IM GONNA POP OFFITY

crackamoto: CHENLE WASN'T LYING 

yescheng: WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED

crackamoto: I DON'T KNOW IF THE BOYFRIEND THING IS TRUE BUT JAEMIN DEFINITELY HAS A HICKEY

crackamoto: I SAW IT AND HE TRIED TO COVER IT UP

crackamoto: ALSO! he was standing in a hallway when he called, now, normally wouldn't you do that, idk, IN the room?

ronjinnie: OH MY GOD

chonlo: YOU'D ONLY STAND IN THE HALLWAY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW WHO/WHAT IS IN THE ROOM

yescheng: IM SCRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAMMMINNNGGG

yescheng: jk I'm not

yescheng: bUt this is some weird shit

chonlo: yUTA, are you SURE it was a hiCKEY?

crackamoto: I know when I see a hickey, darling, and that was an obvious one

ronjinnie: my life is changed

chonlo: see guys, my main problem is—

chonlo: jaemin's never dated anyone, you know

chonlo: so what if this guy is just taking advantage of him

ronjinnie: just because he's a virgin doesn't mean he's an idiot

yescheng: he happens to be both

crackamoto: chenle has a point, whenever jaemin had crushes before he'd usually rant to us about them FOREVER

ronjinnie: oh god it feels like only yesterday that he was screaming at me about how hot that yg model kwon hyunbin is

yescheng: good times man

crackamoto: I'm stressed, I'm just gonna go to bed

yescheng: that's probably a good idea

chonlo: let's continue this tea later guys

ronjinnie: alright sure

yescheng: I'm actually gonna stay up watching hell's kitchen but goodnight I guess

chonlo: night 

ronjinnie: goodniiiiggghhhtttt

crackamoto: oyasumi nasai kawaii desu bitches just go to bed already jesus fucK STOP NOTIFYING MY PHONE

chonlo: WELL SHIT GOODNIGHT JFC

//all have logged off

CHAPTER SEVEN→ end.