For some reason something I did last week popped into my mind and for some reason I have to post this.

So there's a guy in my grade that's basically my nemesis and we hate each other over an incident that happened 3 years ago (it's kinda long and boring and doesn't really matter).

So last week he came out with the worst comeback ever. So this is what happened (this is at school).

Me: *talking with like 4 people*
Him: *walks up to me*
Him: Hey, idiot
Me: What do you want?
Him: You're ugly.
Me: Excuse me, I'm not a mirror.
My friends: OHHHHHHHHH BURRNNNN
Him: Okay, maybe that was a mistake.
Me: You wanna know about mistakes? If you really wanna know, ask your parents!
Friends: *go wild*
Him: My mom would never say anything like that about me!
Me: Well, you'll never be more of a man than your mother.

*airhorn noises*
I'm pretty proud of myself! That last line wasn't too fitting though.
A few days before that I was looking up good comebacks and they actually really helped.
So yeah I felt like posting this. Bye