I flopped around on my couch. I was hungry, but didn't want to get up. I'm going to end up starving myself. That's fine though, I want to die. I stared at the scars on my wrist, then my gaze went to my leg. I'm really sorry, Hoseok. My life is shit. I understand you're trying to make me better, but I don't know if I'll ever be.

I groaned, and walked to the kitchen. I don't want Hoseok to yell at me for not eating again.

My phone vibrated.

Taehyung
hYUNG

Taehyung
H

Taehyung
Y

Taehyung
U

Taehyung
N

Taehyung
G

Taehyung
ANSWERRRR MEEEEE

Yoongi
What

Taehyung
Yay

Taehyung
Open the door pls

Yoongi
Lol what

Taehyung
Your apartment door

Taehyung
Before Jungkook finds me

Yoongi
No thanks I'm good

Taehyung
Hyung pLLEEAAAASSSEEEEEE

Yoongi
Why

Taehyung
I did something I'll explain to you if you open the doorrrrr

I got up, unlocked my door, only to find Taehyung rushing in like his life depended on it. "Lock it!" I locked it. He fell to the floor, looking so relieved.

"Why..?" I looked at him, confused as fuck.

He smiled. "We were playing tag and Hoseok told me where you live, and I happened to be nearby, running from Jungkook, and decided to say hello~" I sighed. "Are you fucking serious..." He giggled.

I took out my phone and called Jungkook.

"Hello?"

"Taehyung's in my house!"

"HYUNG I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!"

"I'm coming--"

I hung up, seeing Taehyung looking for a hiding spot. He rushed to my bathroom.

I waited by the door until Taehyung screamed. "OW! HYUNG!"

I walked over to him, seeing he accidentally cut his leg work my knife. It wasn't bad, though. He'll be fine.

"Why do you have this under your sink?"

"In case there's an intruder."

"But why in your bathroom? Why not in your room?"

"Have you seen my room? I'll loose it."

"Oh." He put the knife on the floor and climbed into the cabinet under the sink.

. . .

"Hyung..."

"Yeah?"

"Can you close the door for me? ...And put the knife in the kitchen so Jungkook doesn't kill me?" I flicked his forehead. "Sure, whatever."

I closed the cabinet door and the bathroom door, taking the knife with me and putting it somewhere safe. Since I was in the kitchen, I grabbed some cookie snacks and munched on them as I waited for Jungkook.

"It's hard to breathe in here, Hyung!" Taehyung yelled from the bathroom. "Do you want to get out?" "No, I'll be fine!" "Oookay..."

There was a knock at my door. "Open up! It's the police!" I opened the door. "Hello Jungkook." He smiled. "Where's Taehyung?"
"Somewhere here." I stepped aside to let him investigate my house. The first place he went to was my bathroom. He's got good instincts.

All of a sudden, the most girly scream could be heard, along with laughter. "HYUNG DID YOU SELL ME OUT?" Jungkook ran around my couch as Taehyung chased him. "Nope."

The ceiling thundered as the lady above me shouted, "sHUT UP!"

"YOU SHUT UP!" Jungkook shouted back. "YEAH!! LET US HAVE FUN!!" Taehyung joined. "Uhhhh....That's not a good idea..."

They both turned to me. "She's coming down now."

"sHIT." Jungkook screamed. Taehyung then gasped. "THE FETUS SAID A BAD WORD HYUNG!" "tHe FeTuS sAiD a bAd WoRd HyUnG-" Jungkook imitated the SpongeBob meme.

I tried not to laugh as Jungkook tackled Taehyung. They're good friends... "YAH! JUNGKOOK! LET ME GOOO!" They both laughed.

A fierce pounding was present at my door. "OPEN UP!!"

Jungkook and Taehyung went quiet. I slowly made my way to the door. "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!"

I cracked open the door. "H-Hello...Miss Lee..."
She sighed. "Min Yoongi. Who on Earth has invaded your lovely home?" I looked back at Jungkook and Taehyung.

Jungkook was tickling Taehyung trying to get him to laugh. This isn't going to end well...

Taehyung covered his mouth, doing his absolute best not to laugh.

"J-Just some friends...That stopped by..."

"May I see them?" Shit. Rejecting Miss Lee is like throwing away your apartment. Sorry Taehyung, Jungkook. Right as I stepped aside, Taehyung bursted out laughing. "A-Ah! Jungkook! No! Stop! I ca-can't breathe!!" He tried to push Jungkook away as Miss Lee's face was terrified. "What...Is tHIS?!"

Jungkook got off of Taehyung. "Hi."

Taehyung waved. "Hellow~" He smiled as he spoke in English.

"What were you two doing?!"

"Tickling Taehyung." Jungkook smiled as Taehyung shoved him to the side.

Her face softened. "Boys. This is an apartment. Do not make noise as long as you are here." She turned to me. "Min Yoongi. If this happens once more, say goodbye to your apartment." And with that, she walked out the door.

I fell to my knees. Jungkook and Taehyung crawled up to me. "Yoongi..?"

"I don't want...To loose this place..." I took a deep breath and got up. "I did enjoy watching you two. It was pretty funny." I smiled a bit.

"oH MY GOD JUNGKO-" Jungkook put his hand over Taehyung's mouth.

I shrugged and looked to the side.

Taehyung took Jungkook's hand off his mouth and got up. He tapped Jungkook's head. "You're it." Then rushed out the door.

"Why you-" Jungkook chased him around. I watched them play together for a while until I closed my door.

- - -

"Heyyyyy! Yoongi! How're ya feeling?" Sungman patted my back. I'm uncomfortable. "Better." I gave him a fake smile. "Good! Cause we need ya to play again!" I nodded, went into the back room, and took out all of my pieces. I've written so many...Too many... "YOONGI YOONGI YOONGI!!!" Taehyung bursted through the door. "Guess who's coming!!" I furrowed my eyebrows. "Uhhhhh...? Do you expect me to know..?"

"Namjoon!"

"I don't know him..."

Taehyung smiled. "He's a underground rapper in Seoul! And his boyfriend is coming too!" Taehyung looked overly excited. I then realized, "Ohhhh. That gay guy Hoseok told me about?" Taehyung tried to flick my forehead but I swatted his hand away. His mouth then firmed a mischievous smirk.

"Yoongi Hyung..."

I'm genuinely scared. "Y-Yeah..?"

"Do you like Hoseok Hyung?"