Once Sid and Sana had their shoot in the outskirts of Goa for a wedding magazine. It would take 2-3 days. Sid and sana decide to leave early and enjoy 2 extra days in Goa as a family vacation exploring that beautiful colonial city. It would suffice as a short break from their already hectic schedules.

Sid suggests to opt for a home stay instead of a hotel so that they can enjoy the local culture. Goa was once dominated by Portuguese and the natives speak in the local language called Konkani that slightly matches to Marathi. One of Sid's friends had given him a couple of contacts of the locals who also deal in home stay owing big farms. In one if the properties, One side of the farm is converted into stay cottages and there are almost all amenities one would need like a pool, garden, a beach at a 5-minute walking distance and play area for kids. They also encourage the guests to help them in cooking as they introduce the local Konkani cuisine and mingling with their guests. They also arrange beach family picnics and city tours on request.

Although it's not a hotel or a guest house but it is run professionally as home stays are very popular among foreign tourists. It's the best way to explore local culture and cuisine. Sid had spoken to Mr. and Mrs. Nayak, their hosts in Goa. His friend had already told about the old dadi who is little off sometimes. Sid decided to book the home stay for 2 days and rest the team had booked Taj Agoda for the remaining 3 nights before they resume their shoot.

Zoro is extremely happy and ecstatic about going to the beach

"daddy...hum water me jayenge naa? Main apni football rakh loon? Aur mujhe red wala shirt pehenana" he jumps with excitement as Sid picks him up in his arm bumping his head with his.

"champ no football...we will buy there...beta bag me aayegi nahi" Sid refuses but zoro is zoro

"ohh hoo daddy...car me rakh lenge naa...see maine dirt bag bhi rakh liya...it will get dirty naa...to iss bag me rakhenge taki car dirty naa ho...aur mera video game bhi rakh sakte hain naa?" He chirps in excitement.

Sana listens to daddy-beta talks "zoro pagal ho gaya hai puttu...waha hum ghummi jaa rahe hain...video game khelne nahi...go...wash your hands aur shoes nikal ke rakho apne... quick...mera achha bachha hai naa...mera puttu....daddy jane do usko"

Zoro runs to wash his hands and collects few of his small toy cars handing over to Sana "mummaaaa ye please le ke jau?" the way he looks and pouts at Sana, she melts smilingat him and kisses him on forehead "go...handwash karo...main rakh lungi teri car"

As Zoro goes out Sid hugs Sana from the back, kissing her on her nape "mummy is excited to go with daddy to goa...daddy is super excited.... I will eat mumma and then we will have another small Sid or Sana soon.. humm...bol na baby?"

Sana shows him a condom packet, raising an eyebrow "baby 1-1.5 nahi filhal...zoro 4 saal ka hai...5 to hone de...jaldi kar sidharttt...late ho jayega fir nikalne me"

Sid says he is skeptical about this home stay. He has never ever opted home stays but few of his friends mentioned that it's great way to explore local culture, specially for kids. That's why he had booked just for 2 days. In about 8 hrs taking turns at driving they finally reach the destination and are welcomed by Mr. and Mrs. Nayak. Ofcourse Sidharth Shukla and Shehnaaz Gill Shukla are big names. And the hosts are more than happy to host them.

The old dadi who is called aaji is little weird and owns that farm and the entire property. Her mood fluctuates within minutes. One minute she is absolutely charming old lady while the other minute if someone disobeys her or says something she is in totally different mood. The couple settle in their cottage. A neat and clean marbled room with a living room. A king sized four poster double bed with white fresh linen and a small adjoining room with 2 single beds serves as a family room for kids. A lavishly big bathroom with bath tub and a shower. It's modestly good, more than what Sid had thought. In around night time Aaji was found screaming and hurling abuses at one of the workers. Sid and Sana laughed while Zoro was playing with his car.

Sid muttered to sana "aaji dimag se crack hai moti...khade khade ekdum mood change ho jata hai"

They are watching tv while Mrs. Nayak ask for zoro to take him for the story session they have organized for all the guest kids. Sana asks him to behave and be a good boy. It's a 1.5 hour session so that kid's parents get some time to spend and some much needed privacy. Sid is more than happy to have this alone time with his BIWI. He was infact sulking that Sana hasn't given him time since they are here the whole day.

They spend this time enjoying each other's company and discussing to have another baby soon. Sid is keener "baby your packet is waste... it has no fun...I don't need that" he says throwing the protection packet back in his bag.

While Sana rolls her eyes and gives him a look "husband dear...apke fun ke chakkar me mere lag jayenge...kuch nahi ho raha hai otherwise... soch le tu...I said na 1 saal de....zoro already itna naughty hai...mom ko sara din pareshan karta hai...hum already busy hain...aise me 1 saal bad second baby ka sochenge....fek de wo packet...usko baad go went gone...don't touch me"

Sid had to give in her valid demand. He knew it's no point arguing as whatever she said was not wrong. They enjoy some alone time. And as they get dressed, they again hear some noises... probably aaji is again screaming and coming to their cottage.

"niklo...mere ghar se abhi ke abhi niklo...honge bade tv ke super star... samajhte kya hain... mujhe pagal bolte hain?? Ye poora property mera hai..abhi khali karo kholi mera...jao bhot bade bade hotel hai Goa me....tumko ko mil jayega kahi bhi"

Sid and Sana are shocked listening to aaji screaming to them. Mr. and Mrs. Nayak too come "are aai kya hua?? Kaiko chilla rahi...wo to bechare kamre se nikle bhi nahi...kya ho gaya"

That's when zoro comes and hugs Sana and aaji is again furious at her son and the shukla's
"pucho is chintukle se....itta sa hai....zabaan kaisi chalti hai?? Isne sab pol khol dala tum dono ka?" aaji says screaming at the top of her voice

Sana asks Zoro "baby aapne kya bola aaji ko...ye bhi dadi hi hain...jaise ghar pe hain naa dadi....waise yaha pe ye dadi hai...what did you say?"

Aaji again shouts "isse kya puchti hai...main batati...isne pucha mere ko aaji apke dimag me crack hai kya?? Maine bola nahi beta kisne bataya...to bola ye ki mummy daddy bole aaji dimag se crack hai...khul gayi tum logo ki pol...chalo khali karo abhi ke abhi...aye Raju..mereko 15 minute me khali chahiye"

Sid and Sana understood that Zoro has goofed up and now only Sid's presence of mind can save them from embarrassment. Sana looks at Sid and Sid quickly takes the matter in his hands.

"are aaji...galat suna bachhe ne....4 saal ka hai...akal nahi hai....hum baat kar arhe the aaji ke yaha cottage me diwal pe crack hai.....wo dekho....tv ke upar dikhengi....hum dono doper ko baat kar rahe the ki itna purana hai...lekin kitna maintained hai...diwal me crack hai lekin purana property ka majbooti solid hota....to aaji ke cottage ke diwal me crack bola.... dimag me crack nahi...aise thode hi sikhayega bachhe ko aaji...kya tum bhi bachhe ki baat pe itna bhadak rai....tu mere aaji jaise hai....aise kaise bolega main tujhe...teri bahu maregi aisa kuch ulta bola bhi to main.... chal smile kar"

Sana also chides in " jee aaji inhone yahi bola tha....ye zoro bhot nalayak..shaitan ho gaya hai..isko to abhi main 2 lagati hoon....faltu kuch bhi bolne laga hai aajkal" and as sana was about to slap zoro just to put up an act aaji pulls zoro to her hugging him.

"ayeee mere pote ko haath nahi lagane ka...ho sakta hai galti se galat sun liya ho usne....thik hai koi baat nahi...dusra bachha kar lo ab...sath me khelne wala hota hai naa to bachhe maa baap ki baton me kam dhyan dete hain... samjha tere admi ko....hero hoga tv me...ghar pe to pati hi hai naa....kar le hero dusra...chal zoro...hum jayenge kahani sunani hai naa"

As aaji and zoro leave, sid closes the door and turns and finds sana resting on the bed laughing loudly. Sid pounces on her taking his t-shirt off

"rabbaaaa mereya....bach gaye....baby tere presence of mind ne bacha liya...zoro ne to aaj marwa hi diya tha....kitna shaitan ho gaya hai.... isiliye kehti hoon uske samne kuch bhi mat bola kar...hayyy....main itna dar gayi thi...dekh lo apne bete ki shaitaniyan...aaj to maa baap ko hi ghar se nikalwa deta... bejjati...abhi bol dusra baby chaiye hai"

Sid was quick to say "yes baby...suna nahi aaji ne kaha hai dusra hota to zoro ka dhyan hamari baton pe nahi jata...so no more condoms...love without any roda...come let me eat you baby"

Sana slaps him and giggles as he nuzzles in her neck and they enjoy some more time in each other's company without any roda as Sid says.

Parents' please beware while talking around kids. They may be small but chota packet bada dhamaka.

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