WHAAAAT!? How? When? This just blows my mind! This is unbeliviable! I just... Jesus! xD Woah!

Natsu: "Hey, people like Fairy Tail. That's why."

Me: "but! but! but! this is my version!"

Lucy: "yeah, but it still is about us."

Me: "you don't get it. Well, maybe you're right."

Happy: "Aye!"

Natsu: "Huh!? You're not a rock anymore?"

Happy: "And you're not dead."

Lucy: "No! Don't fight! Heeey.... Actually Natsu... You WERE dead just a second ago..."

Natsu: "what?"

Erza: "You're all wrong! This is not a chapter!"

Gray: "Huh?"

Natsu: "Shut up you ice bastard!"

Gray: "What if I don't!? You chili head!"

Natsu: "Penguin!"

Gray: "Furnace!"

Natsu: "Mammoth!!!"

Gray: " Mammoth???"

Natsu: "Yeah...?"

Erza: "NOW YOU BOTH SHUT UP!" *hits Natsu and Gray*

Natsu and Gray: "okay..........."
*sits down quietly*

Me: "umm... OK."
*walks away slowly*

Lucy: "Maybe it's better to leave..."

Happy: "I'm already going!"
*flies away*

Me: "NUUU! DUN LEAVE ME HERE! THESE GUYS ARE DANGEROUS!"

Erza: "What did you say? Dangerous???"
*stares angrily*

Me: "Oh god no, plz dun kill meh...."
*curls into a ball*

*Huge mess happens*

Meeen!*sparkles*

Thank you for 5K!

~Kawaii_firemage