Gorl, this is by far the best cover I've made 😭😭. Ignore how out of place Toga is hsbaban.

:: We finally have the opening of Tenko's hero bar / Fake villain base. And honestly this might be one of my favorite chapters 👀

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~~Group Participants~~

• Literally everyone in the story this far 😳.

~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsuma - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Tuesday 6th July 21××
~[18 : 01]~

'GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR'

Tenko Shimura:
HITOSHI WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU WITH THE WINE? WE OPEN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HM? 1 MINUTE AGO.

Hitoshi Shinso:
Yell at me again, i dare you. I'll show you how slow i can really walk.

Loud Cloud:
Who do you even think we are? Nothing ever goes right the first time. Remember the bouncy castle?

Izuku Midoriya:
Not the bouncy castle 💀. It was more a bouncy deathtrap.

Endeavour:
I will never forget the joy i felt as i watched the wind whisk it away with you goblins on it.

Natsuo Todoroki:
And then you wonder why we fling spiders at you.

Best Jeanist:
OI I WAS ON THAT BOUNCY CASTLE WHEN IT FLEW AWAY.

Mt. Lady:
Congratulations you got the point. Did you have fun in Tokyo with the kids after the crash landing?

Tenko Shimura:
FUCK ALL OF YOU. WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUUUUCE.

Touya Todoroki:
Christ, calm down Gordon. Smh.

Himiko Toga:
Funny story. I got arrested, haha. I might not be able to make it.

Hawks:
No you didn't 🕴

Himiko Toga:
Bet. I'm using the burner phone i stuffed in my bra to ask if its cool to use my one phone call to prank Torino.

Thirteen:
Do it, no balls, tell him he died in a car accident.

Gran Torino:
I'm literally in this chat you bonafide snake.

Himiko Toga:
Oh shit, i thought you died in a car accident, haha. Crazy world amirite?

Gran Torino:
Get used to the stiff prison mattresses.

Vlad King:
nO, I'm coming to bail you out.

Himiko Toga:
Thank youuu Uncle Kan, i promise this is the last time i bite a homeless person ☺

Ryukyu:
I don't believe you somehow.

Tenko Shimura:
THE GUARD DOG DIED, WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS YOUR FAULT TOSHI.

All Might:
I'm sorry but it didn't eat my chocolate stash did it?

Eraserhead:
So sad, my condolences that it was born a dog instead of a cat.

Hitoshi Shinso:
Yuh, Pixel ate a whole chocolate cake and she's thriving.

Present Mic:
AN ANIMAL HAS DIED HERE YO, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO PREACH CAT SUPREMACY.

Loud Cloud:
There will always be time to preach cat supremacy. Catch me doing it at Torino's funeral.

Miruko:
"We are gathered here today to understand how great cats really are. And for Torino too lol."

Mt. Lady:
"Oh Sorahiko, if he were a cat he wouldn't have died. Probably."

Gran Torino:
Legally, i can kill you now I'm not a teacher.

Edgeshot:
I actually think you cAn'T do that siR???

Gran Torino:
Keep thinking that, ninja boy.

Reiko Yanagi:
👁👄👁. Looks like my dads funeral will be coming faster than Torino's, bring your cat bible of feline teachings or whatever.

Touya Todoroki:
Ok so i talked Tenko out of mass murder but we need a new guard dog and yk i don't think i can just buy one from a vending machine–

Izuku Midoriya:
The fact your panicking about a guard dog when Kacchan is right there.

Katsuki Bakugo:
I WON'T BE SOME SHITTY GUARD DOG TO AN EVEN SHITTER BAR, FUCK OFF.

Yuga Aoyama:
Oh? All i heard was ✨Woof✨woof✨arf✨arf✨

Tenya Iida:
Give over Katsuki. You get to bite and yell at people trying to enter without a hero license so technically Izuku.

Katsuki Bakugo:
Fine.

FatGum:
🏃‍♂️ I am not dealing with this today, adios amigos.

Midnight:
We have the crate of hard liquor you requested! Go us Tensei.

Tenko Shimura:
I requested 3 crates. . .

Ingenium:
We definitely did not drink your high quality alcohol imported from Italy. Not us. It was actually Inko.

Inko Midoriya:
Nice Try ❤. I was busy arresting Himiko again.

Rei Todoroki:
Plus you both reek of nastiness. Jesus frowns upon you.

Midnight:
Whaat? Tensei i thought you saipd running thru a carwash would get rid of the smeell!

Ingenium:
No i said: bəėæþ. Yiu heard me bad,

Ragdoll:
As drunk as two motherfucking skunks. You hate to see it.

Uwabami:
The civilians are starting to wonder when the bar opens, Emi can only preform comedy for so long.

Sir Nighteye:
It is true, her performance has gone lackluster, unbecoming of a hero called Ms. Joke. The only joke here is her existence.

Anakuro Hirooki:
Fucking Christ, I'll prepare the casket.

Hawks:
Did you really have to go off so hard, i can't breathE–

Ms. Joke:
OH REALLY SLEEPY HEAD? I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER.

Sir Nighteye:
Ok Ms. Clown.

Best Jeanist:
ITS GONE OUTTA POCKET, WHAT A DISASTER.

Tenko Shimura:
Fuck all of you. Truly.

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Crowds of hero obsessed civilians mobbed the location of the soon to be hero bar, shaking in excitement and already imagining the stories that could come of it. Similarly a line of journalists had formed at the brink of the makeshift stage raring to  interview anyone of importance.

Although things were running late, many people allowed themselves to bask in the chaos of the Nighteye vs Joke pun off that had be toeing the line between friendly banter and near assault.

Thankfully things started to take off before things could get too out of hand. The owner of the establishment came slinking out of the building and onto the stage. Although young, he looked bedraggled and tired; donning a pout that would put even ducks to shame.

"Sorry for the wait, believe it or not your top heroes are a fat mess." Alot of people laughed at that. "Oh honey no, i wasn't joking. We are literally all screwed."

.....S i l e n c e.....

The boy was met with a smack upside the head from Aizawa who was severely underdressed compared to literally everyone in the surrounding area. To the general populace, it looked like a random homeless man assaulted an up and coming business owner.

"Fuckin hell, OW." Tenko whisper shouted in return but was promptly ignored by the heroes who were now wincing rather than smiling (good), with a sigh he turned to the mic once again.

"Hnngh, Anyways. I bought this bar on a drunken whim along with Endeavour's eldest; an asstrohoe; and a 13 year old boy. I should've really sold it but it was bought with All Mights money and i like seeing him cry about debt. Now we're here, and i know 90% are only here to watch the juicy drama that will undoubtedly unfold, honestly i can't blame you. So, without further ado, I'm proud to officially open

'The Villains Inferno' please i already regret this..."

The last part of his speech was drowned out by roaring applause, applause that was only amplified when Touya and Izuku cut the orange ribbon into the entrance. The civilians were shouting requests to give the inside scoop on their social medias but went mostly unheard as the heroes filtered into the bar.

The bar caught fire not even an hour later when Enji had a disagreement with Katsuki. Fitting of its name...

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Honestly the idea of a hero exclusive bar owned by Tenko give me life if that wasn't obvious enough already–

Next chapter is the entrance exam! Which means we get class A soon and thats where the story reallly starts. Get excited 👀

On the topic: RYUSUI IN THE LATEST CHAPTER, OMG STEP. ON. MY. FACE.