8. What became of 1-Arson
Please appreciate this edit because it literally took me 3 days 😭
:: How is everyone? I know its been a hot minute...-
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:: Find out what happened after the graduation of Class 1-Arson...
Introducing Headcanon 3: Vlad King is Toga's mentor since their quirks both deal with blood, though they aren't related, they are very close like family...
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~~Group Participants~~
• Shoto Todoroki ---> SHOTOOO
• Izuku Midoriya ---> DEKUUU
• Hitoshi Shinso ---> Eye bags? Gucci
• Katsuki Bakugo ---> Ratcchan
• Tenya Iida ---> A Square Boi
• Reiko Yanagi ---> Spooky Bitch
• Toga Himiko ---> Identity Theft
• Touya Todoroki ---> Patchwork
• Tenko Shimura ---> Jack the Gripper
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Friday 30th June 21XX
~[02 : 10]~
'Kidz Bop and Cocaine'
Patchwork:
WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
Eye bags? Gucci:
Bold of you to assume i was asleep in the first place.
Ratcchan:
We get it. You're an insomniac, big fucking wup. SOME OF US WERE ASLEEP.
DEKUUU:
Kacchan, you know yelling isn't good for your blood pressure. Calm down before you burst a blood vessel ❤.
Ratcchan:
Are you looking down on me? You frosty-flaked fucker!
DEKUUU:
No i was looking out for your health but if you're going to be like that then die.
Jack the Gripper:
What the hell do you want at 2am, some others were plotting world domination.
Spooky Bitch:
Just you, Tenko.
Patchwork:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I NEED EVERYONE TO COME OVER RIGHT NOW. THIS VERY SECOND.
Patchwork:
EVEN YOU HIMIHIMI, YOU AREN'T SAFE
Identity Theft:
Bruh, wtf? I don't even live in your fancy hero neighborhood and its literally pitch black outside? Its like you want me dead.
Ratcchan:
We do <3
Identity Theft:
Uhm ok then Ratcchan.
Jack the Gripper:
I'll pick you up Himiko, because, believe it or not i am actually a semi-functional sort of adult.
Spooky Bitch:
U can't drive, don't lie to my face like that.
Identity Theft:
Yeah, I'll take my chances walking thank you very much.
Jack the Gripper:
👁👄👁
Eye bags? Gucci:
Whose turn is it to wake up Tenya? The man sleeps like a brick, his sleep punches also go over like a brick.
SHOTOOO:
I did it last time and suffered a green eye.
Spooky Bitch:
Isn't the term a black eye?
DEKUUU:
It usually is, but the bruise went bright green for some reason? We took him to the hospital and the doctors called it a medical mystery-
SHOTOO:
it hurt.
DEKUUU:
I know bby.
SHOTOOO:
Alot.
Ratcchan:
Fucking Christ. You're overreacting, whats so bad about being punched in the face by that square? It wasn't even that green.
Eye bags? Gucci:
They called him Shrek at school for literal months but pop off ig.
Patchwork:
Its your turn anyway Ratsuki, have fun.
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A Square Boi:
What is the reason of waking me up at this ungodly hour of the night?
Identity Theft:
Actually, depending on how you look at it, its just really early in the morning.
SHOTOOO:
What did you do to Katsugo, evil fiend.
DEKUUU:
Shh Shoto, its okay. Don't get worked up.
Jack the Gripper:
God i hate it.
A Square Boi:
Katsuki? Was he the one who woke me up, i do not see him anywhere.
Spooky Bitch:
Satan. I thought you were over exaggerating but- Tenya what the hell did you do to Katsuki?!
DEKUUU:
KACCHAAAAAAAAN AREEEEEE YOOOUUUUU ALIIIIIIIVEEEEEE??
Eye bags? Gucci:
I saw him get flung out a window lol.
Identity Theft:
Tenya what the fuck is up with you?
A Square Boi:
I admit, it is a bad habit to have, especially as a hero hopeful. However, it is easoer said than done. Tensei tried all sorts but alas, i still sleep assault.
Ratcchan:
Bet he didn't try shock therapy, hey lets try iT.
Jack the Gripper:
Oh your alive, do we need to come and scrape you off of the pavement?
Ratcchan:
Fucking, fuck off.
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As planned, the group all rendezvoused at the Todoroki family home, the house which was actually closer to a mansion, had become the main hangout spot for the neighborhood rapscallions. Only succeeded by the weird room under Oboro and Anakuro's house.
They collectively banded together to create a massive blanket fort, stealing Enji and Rei's duvet without them even realising. It wasn't their best work but it was built in the dark so we'll let it slide.
Quickly video calling Aoyama, who was currently in France, the kids settled into the many blankets and pillows they set up, waiting for Touya to commence this emergency meet up.
"Alright kiddos, i have uncovered something truly great."
"Spit it out then, i was having a good dream you know." Himiko glared through her obnoxious yawn. "I had a boyfriend and a girlfriend so unless you can provide me with both of those, i will stay pressed."
"I was dreaming about kicking Deku in front of a train." Bakugo smirked.
"Sit down, you were thrown out of a window by Tenya who actually dreams about pencils." Izuku retorted, sticking out his tongue to accentuate his point.
"Yes but the pencils are in a perfect rainbow order, it is imperative you remember that, Izuku. It is, what they call, satisfying af."
Reiko reeled back into a pillow with an overdramatic gag. "NEVEr, eVER say that again sir."
"You're getting off track. Let me explain this world shattering information." Touya started. "It was approximately 2 hours ago, dads snoring was loud enough to wake the dead, granny probably stirred in her grave."
"Is the long metaphor really necessary?" Tenko deadpanned.
"Yes, shut it. So like any other teenager, i ventured to my dads office because he hogs all the good technology and gives his kids the old school shit."
Shoto nodded resolutely. "I have his middle school smart watch. Its painful to work."
"Yes, tragic. And i was looking up UA because i was sad Tenko made me resign and become a fake villain for the hero commission. What did i find but a whole 3 years of missing records, specifically the class A that attended from 2099 to 2101."
"Wait seriously? Are you sure you aren't just being stupid and missed something, you do that alot." Toga snorted. "Remember the time you-"
"YES. Yes, im sure because i looked, like, everywhere and discovered that other people have the same issue and came up with theories! They call it 'The Dead Class'. Scary, right?"
Tenya sighed into his sonic pillow. "Yes, unnecessarily so. Why does this warrant a 2am meet up though? The last time was when Nemuri was admitted to hospital after a villain got her."
Izuku shivered with a wince, automatically shuffling closer to Shoto. "Don't remind me about that. I was so worried i cried enough to fill the fish tank for Kacchan's saltwater fish."
"Yes, we get it, Nemuri being stabbed wasn't fun but she's good now, she threw at tomato at me during my cello performance last week. Anyway the theories range from the whole class dying in first year to them becoming villians. However my favorite theory involves the people we know very well."
"Go on..."
Touya's grin only widened as he pulled out his phone, bringing up a popular forum website: brownit (im not funny). "It reads here, ahem: 'Is it just me or are the major pro heros of today a big mystery? Normally, you can look up a pro and read all about their school days and be inspired by their tragic™ backstory.
However i have not been able to do any of that with my favorite top heroes like Endeavour and All Might. The same phenomena occurred with the newest hero, Mt. Lady. So it got me thinking." Touya glanced up from his phone to take in the shocked faces of his friends in a certain smugness.
Hitoshi was completely pale, making his dark eye bags stick out even more. "There's no way you're saying."
Touya raised both eyebrows in response before resuming his proclamation. "I noticed UA's dead class trending on the internet and it really didn't take much for me to put two and two together. So, i believe UA's famous dead class is an accumulation of the current top heroes and rookies alike, after all, they are around the same age. And something unspeakably bad happened in their time at school resulting in the HC placing a gag order on them." Touya clicked off his phone with an excited bounce. "Whaddya think!"
"I can't believe we're so stupid!" Izuku wailed. "I'm supposed to be an analysis geek and i totally flopped! I guess its time to put away the old notebook and pen and just DIe!"
"Oh shit, someone figured it out." Tenko murmured quietly enough that nobody heard, recalling his early childhood filled with chaos and awful heroes in training.
Reiko hummed thoughtfully. "Still, as much as it makes sense its just a theory and wouldn't are parents tell us."
"A gag order is a gag order, mon ami." Aoyama's voice flitted through the speakers of the phone. "Though, some concrete proof would be tres bien."
Touya laughed triumphantly, rummaging through his little nap sack he brought down. "And proof you shall receive, my beautiful french friend. Observe this: a framed picture of My dad, your parents and a select few other heroes we have grown up with, all as teenagers. And whats this engraved in the frame? Plus Ultra."
"Woah gimme that!" Toga giggled, snatching the frame gently. "Uncle Vlad looks whack as hell, i cannot." The giggles soon became an ugly snort.
"Ah yes, i am so very shocked at this shocking news. So shocked." Tenko sheepishly acted, and failed as Touya mouthed a profanity at him.
However, not all could be peaceful as the neighborhood rapscallions discovered some information they were not meant to find out. A large hulking figure loomed in the doorway, splotches of white mottled its ugly, grotesque face. Its stringy hair defied all gravity as it pointed up in the air. "You saw? You know?" A raspy deep voice wheezed.
The kids froze for a second, taking in the horror that literally just manifested before them. It was silent up until the point Tenko stood up and yelled: "Oh fuck no, not today Satan." Before decaying a full wall and running out with the rest of the group and virtual Aoyama in hand, towards his bar where he could bless them with holy vodka, for lack of water in the establishment.
Enji Todoroki was confused as he stood in the doorway, spot cream dotted on his face to help with his newfound acne. He had to pull his hair back in a towel so it would get clotted with the cream. His demon kids woke him up and he discovered them conspiring about his high school life he was ready to forget.
"What. The fuck.."
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The Neighborhood Rapscallions dashed out of the hole that was a wall, into the bitter air the darkness held.
As they ran under the nights dark blanket, through the hero neighborhood and weaving between houses, Hitoshi couldn't help but air the groups shared frustrations. "How the hell do we keep finding out stuff we aren't supposed to? First dads plan to propose and now something Satan himself wanted kept under wraps?"
He was answered by various out of breath grunts of agreement.
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Wowowow look at me actually updating for once. I just LoVe the dynamic between the Neighborhood Rapscallions, it makes me so happy hsjwjw.
Especially after Chapter 291 :,)
Anyway remember that oneshot i made about Todoroki and his secret love children complex? Well by popular demand, it shall return as a full series!
Because i love more work.
~ Passed down from generation to generation ~
Yuh, drink water, get sleep and stay sAfe from Ms. Rona.
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