MIC IN AIZAWA'S BODY. THATS IT.

::This chapter is actually pretty important in getting one of the arcs started so i pRomiSe there's something relevant towards the end–

:: HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🧡👻. REMEMBER TO STAY SAFE, IDK IF ANY OTHER COUNTRY HAS A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE DRESSING UP AS CLOWNS AND SHANKING PEOPLE BUT HEY HO.
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LeTs puT eVeRyOnE iN a GrOuPcHaT, yUH~

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsuma - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Saturday 31st October
~[20 : 34]~

SPOOKIER THAN ENJI BEING NICE

Yu Takeyama:
HALLOWEEN PARTY AT THE TODOROKI MANSION

Enji Todoroki:
I THINK THE FUCK NOT. WHY DON'T YOU HOST ONE IN YOUR LITTLE SHACK.

Nemuri Kayama:
WHERE DO U GET OFF CALLING OUR HOUSE A SHACK? CHOKE, FIRST-CLASS SCUM, PERISH.

Ryuko Tatsuma:
God i hate it here. This is why i don't talk to any of you anymore.

Emi Fukukado:
Yeah, you and Shinya do a whole lot more than talking 👀

Shinya Kamihara:
I helped egg your agency yesterday. Pack it up Ms. Yolk.

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Good good times. Anyway what time is this party~?

Enji Todoroki:
uHm? Never? Fuck off?

Touya Todoroki:
In about an hour? We need to sort out the activities.

Anakuro Hirooki:
There's gunna be aCtiVitiEs? Bro i was about to bail and get blackout drunk in a cave somewhere but i say pumpkin carving is much more important.🤪

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Hnngh. Getting drunk in a cave sounds fun too~

Rumi Usagiyama:
Only if its one of those caves where you are more likely to get stuck upside down for 8 hours than make it out alive!

Kan Sekijiro:
Thats a fat no from me then. Xx

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
Question. I'm allergic to fire so I'll only come if theres about 19 fire extinguishers on the premises.

Yagi Toshinori:
No need. Rei actually made the whole house fireproof, apparently it was 'more expensive than her life but worth it.'

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
Aren't we all technically allergic to fire? I doubt. No. I knOw fire isn't very good for a person because you bURn aNd ShiT, riGht?

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
No it gives me the sniffles. I don't think I've actually be burnt since i was 17?

Keigo Takami:
Damn, chill out invert Elsa. The heat never bothered me anyway amirite?

Enji Todoroki:
You are this close to losing ankle privileges.

Oboro Shirakumo:
sAngWoaH–

Mirai Sasaki:
Is it even possible to develop a heat resistance?

Tensei Iida:
Maybe an extension of her quirk?

Ryuko Tatsuma:
MmMmm. YeS TeNsEi, sNakE hAiR = fiRe pRoOf. 1 + 1 = 11 🤡

Tomoko Shiretoko:
Imagine being a cLowN. Hahaha haah :(

Hizashi Yamada:
To be fair. I wouldn't be surprised if we all developed some type of fire resistance after what we went through..–

Shinya Kamihara:
We shouldn't be speaking of this while there are outsiders in the chat.

Hitoshi Shinso:
Whhaaat? Who? mE, nOooO.🤔

Izuku Midoriya:
I wasn't even born, im just a figment of your imagination :)

Shoto Todoroki:

Touya Todoroki:
Yeah don't mind us. We're just observing, carry on 👁👁

Tenko Shimura:
They couldn't tell you even if they wanted to (which im sure they don't). The losers got put under a gag order after the shit went down. The hero commission is determined to sweep it under the rug.

Touya Todoroki:
HOW COME YOU KNOW, DUSTY? YOUR LITERALLY ONLY A FEW YEARS OLDER THAN ME.

Tenko Shimura:
Well you missed out on alot when you were uNboRn, cry about it.

Touya Todoroki:
So i can technically blame my dad for being responsible as the reason i missed out in all the good shit?

Tenko Shimura:
Sure go with that.

Enji Todoroki:
⚫👄⚫
➖👄➖
⚫👄⚫

Anakuro Hirooki:
I'm not sure what just happened but it gave me serotonin so thAnks i guess???

Katsuki Bakugo:
Disgusting.

Yu Takeyama:
IM ASSUMING I'LL SEE EVERYONE THERE?

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~~Group Participants ~~

• Shoto Todoroki ---> SHOTOOO
• Izuku Midoriya ---> DEKUUU
• Hitoshi Shinso ---> Eye bags? Gucci
• Katsuki Bakugo ---> Ratcchan
• Tenya Iida ---> A Square Boi
• Reiko Yanagi ---> Spooky Bitch
• Toga Himiko ---> Identity Theft
• Touya Todoroki ---> Patchwork
• Tenko Shimura ---> Jack the Gripper

Sunday 1st November
~[01 : 12]~

The Local Saints: 😇

Jack the Gripper:
I'm starting to wish we didn't spike the punch tbh.

DEKUUU:
What? I can't hear you over Yamada's drunken screeching.

Eye bags? Gucci:
Its so sad that you're going through that 😳. If only that wasn't my whole life, huh? 💞

SHOTOOO:
Remember when this was going to be a fun family get together? Neither do i.

Patchwork:
Dads been walking around the house as just a massive ball of fire, Toshinori has been engulfed at least 7 times, the pumpkins were smashed by Tenko and Anakuro and we lost Aizawa, Tensei, Nemuri and Oboro.

Identity Theft:
Y'know, i don't swing by these things often, but when i do, I'm convinced that i accidentally forgot to take my meds. Like the urge to just stab Nighteye as he throws it back with his lack of ass is compelling.

Spooky Bitch:
Normally i thrive off of Halloween. Not today, not here. I wish i stayed home and summoned Satan himself tbh, I'm sure hell would be safer than this party. I see why im kept away from you–

Ratcchan:
Yeah? Well i fucking went apple bobbing and almost dROWNED, because Shitty Rumi thought it'd be funny to sit on my head. LIKE FUCK WAS IT FUNNY, IM HERE COUGHING UP A WHOLE DAMN OCEAN.

A Square Boi:
I think it would be beneficial if we escaped this room of drunk heroes before we get trampled or even worse; trapped in one of Ryuko's headlocks.

DEKUUU:
Yikes, me thinks so too 😀.

Patchwork:
My room is the safest bet. I keep at least 15 padlocks on the door to keep Natsuo out. Even i can't get in anymore, i literally climb through the window.

SHOTOOO:
Thanks for the tip, brother.

Eye bags? Gucci:
Lets just gO pLeAse–

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The group of teenagers nimbly maneuvered around the sea of drunk adults, narrowly avoiding an overly emotional Keigo and ducking underneath Shinya before he could initiate a battle of limbo.

They were in the last stretch, a comfy double bed was awaiting them.

"So you're sure we won't be woken up in like two hours by Shiretoko vomiting onto us?" Toga asked with a snort that held an undertone of genuine worry.

Touya rolled his eyes. "Yes, Himihimi! I told you, theres no way anyone could‐" He was cut off by muffled voices coming from – you guessed it – his bedroom! "For fucks sake."

"Oh looks like its Aizawa and his crew or whatever they call themselves." Izuku hummed, his hand was clasped in Shoto's as they tiredly trudged along.

Shoto rubbed his eyes sleepily.  "I'm surprised. It looks like Nemuri isn't absolutely smashed, good on her."

"What are they talking about thats keeping Nemuri away from the booze?" Toga lowered her voice to a whisper as they neared the open door.

"Probably plotting murder." Reiko yawned.

The kids all huddled around the door frame to get an earful of what the adults could possibly be talking about, making sure to stay as hidden and inconspicuous as possible.

In the room they could see Aizawa sat on the bed, surrounded by his old schoolmates with his head in his palms. The light was on the dimmest setting, creating a warm glow around the room.

The man dragged his hands down his face before looking each of the other pro's in the eye and saying in the most deadpan voice that didn't suit the words coming out of his mouth or the bashful face he was making:

"I want to propose to Hizashi."

Shinso choked on his glass of water, letting the liquid spill on the floor as he held back a coughing fit.

"Oh." Said Touya.

"Oh." Added Tenko.

"Oh. Oh No.." Oboro cursed when he saw the group of kids + a dying Hitoshi.

"OH INDEED FATHER!" Hitoshi shouted with a hoarse voice in between coughing boughts.

Aizawa just blinked, so much for keeping it under wraps...

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