I survived my first day back? Social distancing doesn't even exist at my school, we're all just packed in like sardines. My back is killing me, and like your expecting me to do this for a yEaR??

EDIT: IM REALLY LATE FOR SCHOOL FML
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Todays group chat? The kids~

• Naming the group
• Todoroki's can't dance
• Limp Noodle Zuku
• Aoyama is in France

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~~Group Participants~~

Tomura Shigaraki - Handfuck McGee
Dabi - Disfigured Raisin
Izuku Midoriya - Broccoli Babe
Himiko Toga - Bisexual Mosquito
Tenya Iida - Noot Noot
Hitoshi Shinso - Purple Minion
Katsuki Bakugo - Ratsuki
Shoto Todoroki - Number One Izu Simp
Yuga Aoyama - Hon Hon 🥖

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Monday 12th April
Bitch Babies Inc.
~[13 : 20]~

Bisexual Mosquito:
So, you want me to drop out of the best school in the area to become a '''not a villian?'''

Handfuck McGee:
That sums it up nicely. Yes.

Broccoli Babe:
If you don't do it, i will.

Hon Hon 🥖:
I leave the country for a 🌻💋✨m o n t h✨💋🌻

Purple Minion:
Its honestly not what you thinK.

Number One Izu Simp:
Thats what they all say.

Disfigured Raisin:
Come on Himihimi, it'll be fun.

Bisexual Mosquito:
Don't Himihimi me you parcel-tongued gummy worm. I know you don't like me, i remember the time you poured glue on me like it was yesterday.

Broccoli Babe:
Cos it was yesterday ❤

Ratsuki:
This is why you fucking knock, Vampire girl.

Bisexual Mosquito:
All i hear is a bunch of crying. I'll only join if you recruit the fit murderers

Handfuck McGee:
Yes himiko. We'll only recruit the fairest of maidens and hunkiest of men who kill people for the crack.

Bisexual Mosquito:
Then consider me a villian. This is exciting! What should i wear? How do i fake my death? Should i just be a traitor?

Broccoli Babe:
Ooo a traitor story arc sounds fun

Purple Minion:
Yeah, dragging U.A's reputation through the mud n shit.

Noot Noot:
Please do not do that! It isn't very heroic.

Disfigured Raisin:
Im a villian now so fuck youuu. Im kidding, i love you still Tenya.

Number One Izu Simp:
What's the name of your villian group?

HandFuck McGee:
Shadow stalkers

Ratsuki:
Are you actually fucking 12 years old? ShAdOw sTaLkErs

HandFuck McGee:
I'll snap you like a glow stick, king explosion murder.

Broccoli Babe:
You need a name that screams villainy, not cringe.

Bisexual Mosquito:
So something like, Milk Before Cereal.

Disfigured Raisin:
Thats not villainous, its correct.

Purple Minion:
D i e

Number One Izu Simp:
Imagine being part of a villian group called Milk Before Cereal.

Ratsuki:
Imagine being so fucking stupid you run into a stove, knocking a kettle of boiling water onto your face and thinking its a bright idea to use your quirk on it. Couldn't fucking be me.

Number One Izu Simp:
Sir this is a McDonald's drive thru??

Broccoli Babe:
Calm down Kacchan, you weren't exactly the brightest star in the sky either.

HandFuck McGee:
Yeah Katsuki you blew up your teddy bear and cried for a month straight. Move along.

Broccoli Babe:
Rest in pieces, Lord Exploded Murdered. Fly high 😖✊

Ratsuki:
HIS FUCKING NAME WAS BEAR, DEKU. DON'T FORGET NEXT TIME.

Noot Noot:
Why don't you settle for something simple such as 'the league of villians' while you come up with something more fitting?

Disfigured Raisin:
Ooo straight to the point. I like your mind Tenya.

Hon Hon 🥖:
Its so plain and boring it ✨hurts✨. Where is the flair? The sparkle? The pizzazz??

HandFuck McGee:
Sure whatever. I need more hands on my costume, but then meet at my bar so we can discuss our evil plans.

Broccoli Babe:
Can i join your villainous organization if i don't get into the hero course.

Bisexual Mosquito:
Izuku. 👏You👏will👏get👏in👏

Broccoli Babe:
I don't know if you forgot Toga but im a quirkless normie noodle boy ùwú

Ratsuki:
Then train to be a useless quirkless normie buff boy.

Number One Izu Simp:
He didn't say anything about being Useless.

Broccoli Babe:
Yeah but Kacchan I'm ✨L a z y✨. Why lift weights when i could be lifting the spirits of others by instilling the faith of God into them. Amen.

Purple Minion:
And by spirits he means the liquor. E y y y.

Disfigured Raisin:
Eyyy

Noot Noot:
You all thoroughly disappoint me. Thoroughly.

HandFuck McGee:
Why not get recommended by one of the many heros in our family? Shoto has the right idea using his dad.

Broccoli Babe:
I wanna work for it myselfff. Its not my fault procrastination is the toughest villian, I was supposed to start working out seventeen yesterdays ago.

Purple Minion:
And i want to get moved up from gen ed for the spicy drama it'll cause. Inspiration too, i can inspire other gen ed kids but its mainly for the spice.

Number One Izu Simp:
I actually wanted to go to a dancing school instead but my dad said i don't have the genes. I don't even know what that means.

Ratsuki:
He means literally every Todoroki dances like a dinosaur on acid that has been shaken violently and spun on a windmill.

Bisexual Mosquito:
Very poetic, Katski

Disfigured Raisin:
Fuck off. I can dance just fine.

Purple Minion:
Thats the funniest joke i ever heard

Hon Hon🥖:
Mon ami, you broke your arm doing the YMCA. Assez triste 💅👀

Disfigured Raisin:
I bet its night time over there in France? Piss off to bed Yuga, no croissant for you when you get back.

Number One Izu Simp:
*sad baguette noises*

Broccoli Babe:
I can't dance, does that mean I'll be a Todoroki.

Number One Izu Simp:
Yes. Yes you will Izuku. :)

Purple Minion:
MoVinG oN. Whats your evil agenda.

HandFuck McGee:
Probably something basic like we'll kill All Might, maybe some Endeavour. I'm still pretty pissed at Toshi for eating my salad :/

Disfigured Raisin:
Im down for killing Uncle Tosh

Bisexual Mosquito:
Woo we agreed on something! Lets order pizza and think of how we can ruin Katski's U.A experience.

Ratsuki:
Stop calling me Katski you shitty psycho.

HandFuck McGee:
Yea we'll definitely kidnap you and make you watch cringy childhood videos a couple of times.

Broccoli Babe:
This will definitely be interesting :")

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Ok i finished a chapter and thats cool but im going to be late for school.

Uhm, love you bye??