Confessional- Cassandra

"I miss my bed. I don't get why we need to fumigate. It was one fart. Jeez. Talk about an overreaction."

*Cue intro video*

*The scene starts with the stairs to the pool. Dick is hiding on the far side and Jason on the side closer to the camera. Damian comes walking down the stairs on his phone, unsuspecting. Jason leaps out with a bucket of water, tossing it on Damian. Damian screams and Dick rans out in the confusion, slapping Damian across the face. When Damian runs after Dick, Tim comes out from behind the camera's view to toss a trashcan on his head. Damian stumbles. Jason runs at him, leaping in the air and kicking Damian in the pool, almost falling in himself.*

"Nice!"

*A whistle blows. The three brothers look up to see the lifeguard glaring at them.*

"No running by the pool."

"Oh, okay. Sure thing. You mind fishing our brother out for us?"

*Scene shifts to the hotel cafe where Cass, Duke, and Helena sit, sipping coffee. Cassandra puts her phone down, looking at her siblings.*

"I need to tell you two something. Tell the others and...well, you know."

"Sure thing. We get it."

"Your secret is safe with us."

*Cass pauses, drawing in a shaky breath with her eyes closed.*

"I was the one who farted during Mulan. I...am lactose intolerant and had some of Steph's latte."

"..."

"..."

"Gross."

"I know. I couldn't hold it in."

"How far gone was that latte?"

"Not sure. It was sitting on her desk and I was very thirsty."

"Cass, what did I tell you about drinking strange drinks?"

*Cass grumbles at her older sister. The door from the pool area bursts open and in storms Damian, sopping wet with a scowl on his face.*

"Holy shit, they pulled it off."

*Damian pauses, turning to glare at Duke, the one to speak.*

"You knew of this?"

"...see ya, Cass and Hel, I'm outta here!"

*Duke takes off running, Damian hot on his heels yelling threats at him. Cass and Helena stare after them for a moment before turning back to each other.*

"So, how's Karen?"

"She's good, she's good. Enjoying time with her cousins right now. Apparently Conner and Jon get up to as much trouble as our brothers."

"That's hard to believe."

"I know! I told her there was no way her cousins could get into as much mischief as our brothers. I me-"

*Helena cut herself off when a group of security guards went running by, saying something about a disturbance at the pool. Cass and Helena looked to one another before following after the guards to the outdoor pool. Upon exiting the hotel, they both face palmed when they saw what was happening.*

"Think I can make it from here?"

"Do a flip!"

*Dick was standing on the ledge of the third floor balcony, hanging on by one hand as he leaned over the patio below. Jason and Tim were in the pool, calling up to their older brother. The security guards were radioing to the office to call in emergency responders.*

"Come on, Dickie! Don't be a little bitch! Jump!"

"Ooh, make it a back flip!"

"That's a good one, think I can pull off a double back flip?"

"If you try hard enough."

"Sir, please, climb down from the balcony and refrain from jumping."

"I'm gonna do it."

"Sir, no-!"

*Dick let go of the balcony, pushing off with the balls of his feet to leap into the air. He did a double backflip before landing cleanly in the water, surfacing a second later. His brothers hollered while his sisters sighed, texting their parents to start packing.*

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you and your family to leave, sir."

"What? Why? For having fun?"

"Reckless endangerment and blatantly ignoring the rules of the hotel."

"Where does it say you can't jump from the balcony into the pool, hmm? I corrected myself from the running incident because that is posted but it is not posted that I can't jump from the balcony. Helena, if you will."

*Helena sighed, making her way over.*

"Technically, Dick this is private property so they can remove you if they wish. We need to go before they try to sue. Come on."

*Dick nodded, pulling himself from the pool. Jason and Tim followed, taking the towels from Cass and walking inside to the elevators. They emerged on their floor, sprinting to their room. They entered to find their parents standing there with disapproving frowns.*

"Really, Dick? We've been here one night!"

"I had to follow my heart. Besides, the fumigation should be done by now."

"That's not the point-! Whatever, whatever, no one got hurt. Pick your battles, Selina. Pick them wisely."

Confessional- Dick

"I totally could've done a triple back flip. I also don't get why mom and dad are freaking as hard as they are. I mean, yeah, I could've broken my neck if I missed the pool, but I didn't. That's got to count for something right?"

Confessional- Bruce

"Selina and I had a scheduled couples massage later today at the hotel spa but now we have to cancel it because we are banned from the hotel. Imagine that, the Wayne family banned from a hotel for reckless endangerment. Ha! The gossip magazines are going to have a field day with this one."

*Camera cuts back to the hotel room with Helena, Cass, Dick, Jason, and Tim. They are packing their bags.*

"Hey, has anyone seen Duke or Damian?"

"Last I saw, Damian was threatening to dismember him for not warning him about your attack."

"Awe, poor Duke."

"Eh, he can take Damian. Kid is all talk, no walk."

Confessional- Duke

"Damian...that little brat...chased me through the hotel for two hours. I didn't even know we were kicked out until I saw the family loading up the cars. And by then the only open spot was next to you guessed it, Damian. He would not stop jabbing his fingers under my ribs. I finally snapped and slapped him and who gets in trouble? Me! Little shit knew what he was doing, egging me on like that."

Confessional- Damian

"I spent my formative years with Jason, I am a master of annoyance when I want to be. I learned from the best, after all."

"I heard that!"

"You were meant to, you oaf!"

"You wanna go?"

"Go where?"

"..."

"Have a plan before you invite me somewhere, Jason. Moron."