Confessional- Cassandra

"It has been two weeks since my mother visited. It has also been two weeks since Jason or Dick have said a word to the other. Nothing but...icy glares. We don't know why, either. Tim does. But he is not talking. No matter what you...bribe him with."

*The intro video plays*

*The scene starts with family breakfast, the entire family gathered at the table. Dick and Jason are seated as far away from the other as they can physically get. The rest of the family is ignoring the two of them ignoring each other.*

"Hel, can you please pass me the rolls?"

*Dick reaches out and grabs the basket full of rolls, dumping the whole thing on his plate.*

"Dick, you know you have to eat all of those now, right?"

*Dick pales, gulping.*

"That's what you get for being petty."

*Jason snickers, peeling his orange. Dick glares, grabbing a roll and throwing it at Jason. He hits him in the head.*

"Dick!"

"Jason, don't you da-"

*Jason throws his orange at Dick but misses, hitting Bruce in the face.*

"Oh, shit."

"Richard, Jason. Stand up. Follow me."

*Dick and Jason stay still.*

"Now!"

*They stand up and scurry after Bruce, leaving their family in silence. Helena turns to Tim.*

"So, why aren't they talking to each other? We know you know and since they aren't speaking..."

*Tim gulps.*

"JasonssleptwithDick'sexandwhenhetoldDickwhoitwasDickcalledhimabunchofhorribleanddegradingnames."

"...whoa..."

"Who was it?"

*Tim scoffed, staring at the window.*

"Like I'd tell. I'm not stupid, I know better than to piss off both Dick and Jason. What's worse than having one of them pissed at you? Both of them mad at you and working together to take you down. And me telling you all would be just the catalyst to get them to work together."

*The family was silent for a few minutes before Damian spoke up.*

"I think it was Kory."

"No way, it was obviously Roy. I mean, he and Jason are together now. And Roy and Dick had a thing before so maybe they are counting that?"

"Yeah, but Dick knows they are together, he wouldn't get mad. It would be somebody like...Barbara! Its got to be Babs."

"Guy, guys, what if...what if it was Wally?"

"What?! Are you an idiot? Wally isn't Dick's ex, they are still together-"

"Yeah, but they broke up for awhile a few months ago and it was nasty. Wally might've wanted to do something to get under Dick's skin and this would be perfect. Think about it!"

*As the family devolved into discussing who it could possibly be, Tim sat there sweating. He knew who had guessed it right and it was only a matter of time before they figured it out. Jason would assume he told and then...out the window he goes.*

"Wait. Did you guys see Tim's eye twitch when Helena guessed? I know who it is! It is-"

"He also gulped when Cassandra guessed. He could be playing us."

*Tim breathed out in relief as the family went back to discussing who it could be.*

Confessional-Dick

"Ever since the breakfast incident, I've been stuck in my room. Its not my fault! I'm the victim here! Jason is the one who started all of this when he decided to drop his pants and sleep with my exes! I know, I know, I sound so possessive and whatnot, but come on! He's my brother, for crying out loud."

Confessional- Jason

"I can only imagine the kind of slander Dickie is saying about me. Its not my fault I am so irresistibly attractive that people can't help but throw themselves at me. Its a curse I must bear."

*The scene shifts to Bruce's office. He is holding an ice pack to his eye. Selina walks in, Terry at her side.*

"How's your face?"

"Better. Did you find out why they were fighting?"

"According to Tim, Jason slept with Dick's ex and when he told Dick who it was, Dick called him a bunch of nasty things."

*Bruce sighed.*

"Great. This won't blow over for while."

"No kidding."

*Selina sits down on the chair across from Bruce, pulling Terry onto her lap.*

"Terry, baby, please don't follow in your brothers' warring footsteps."

"Okay, mommy."

"Good boy."

*Terry giggled, sliding off Selina's lap and running out of the room, leaving the two parents by themselves.*

"What are we going to do with them?"

"Its not too late to sell them to the circus."

"We kind of already did that when we agreed to do this reality show."

"You make a good point."

"I always do."

*The scene shifts to the living room where Cassandra is sitting with Stephanie, Duke, Tim, and Conner. They are watching a movie on the television when Damian walks in, typing away on his phone.*

"Are you texting lover boy?"

"No, Brown, I am not texting Jon."

"I never said lover boy was Jon."

*Damian's face turns red. He stalks out of the room, mumbling something under his breathe about revenge on Stephanie. Stephanie on the other hand, looks to her fellow teens.*

"Where are Jason and Dick? They normally wouldn't give up an opportunity to watch Sharktopus Vs. Whalewolf."

*The three siblings looked at one another.*

"They're in trouble."

"For what?"

"Food fight at breakfast. Dick started it."

"Jason ended it when he hit dad in the face with an orange."

"Yikes. How's Bruce's face?"

"Swollen. Jason whipped the freaking fruit at Dick but missed."

"Damn. What were they so mad about?"

"The economy."

"Global warming."

"Capitalism."

"You all gave different answers, meaning two or all of you are lying."

"Or we could all be telling the truth and they are angry about all of the above?"

"...fair point. But why fight each other over it?"

"...Dick doesn't believe in global warming?"

"...I knew it! That's explains why he was 'too busy' to come to Doctor Isley's symposium with us!"

"Yup, yup. That's exactly it."

Confessional- Tim

"We threw Stephanie off our scent. Looks like I'm safe. For now. Who knows when those two will stop being mad at each other and focus their combined rage on me? When that day comes, tell Cassie Sandsmark I still have her sweatshirt. I told her I returned it but the truth is I kept it because it was so soft. I want her to have it back after I get murdered."