Jasmine: *checks the Dairy Queen bag* My food! Its gone! Someone ate it!

Forgetfulness: *burps*

Jasmine: F, did you eat my food?

Forgetfulness: Um, well...... *not making eye contact*

Jasmine: I'm gonna ask you again. Did you eat my food?

Forgetfulness: No, Ma'am. A beat ate your food.

Jasmine: A bear?! Oh no!!!

Forgetfulness: Yes, he was really peckish! *burps* Darn! That Flamethrower was delicious! *realizes* Oops!

Jasmine: Heh heh heh! Bear, my butt! *beats up F*

Forgetfulness: *getting beat up*

Bear: I would have played along, but its not worth getting involved in a lie!

Jasmine: *still beating up F*

Forgetfulness: *still getting beat up*

This story was written on Thursday, August 17th, 2023.

A/N Forgetfulness, a bear didn't eat Jasmine's food! You did! You lied to her! 😡 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.