Location a bar

*We see a room full is escort all looking bored while in the main seat was a 40 something looking man with a bald head and deep pockets, next to that man was Tsunade Senju laughing at his joke and keeping the man drunk*

Amaya:buahahaha and then... And then the man said that's not a bear my wife!

*Tsunade fake laugh softly at the Amaya's awful joke, she was hugging Amaya's arm placing it in-between her breasts making sure all his attention was on her, they've been in this bar for hours, Amaya was so drunk he didn't noticed Tsunade slipping some pills on his drink the pills quickly dissolved in to the alcohol. Tsunade grabbed it and placed it close to Amaya's lips*

Tsunade:please, please tell me another fantastical story of your adventures you amazing adventurer

*Ayame had a huge grin on his face as he took the glass and drank it all without thinking twice*

Tsunade:oh dear were all out of drinks

*Tsunade got close to Ayame and seductively bit his ear earning her a soft groan*

Tsunade:wait right here, I'll be right back..~

*Tsunade got up and walked and gave a little jump as Ayame slapped her ass and gave Tsunade a grin*

Ayame:hurry back so i can show you just how amazing i can be in...other aspects

*Tsunade gave a natural smile and a wink at the man, now was extra happy of doing her job as she away and walked passed Ayame's guards, the other woman seeing there chance they made there move all surrounding Ayame while he felt some tightness in his chest*

With Tsunade

*Tsunade made it out of the bar and stretch as she heard multiple screams inside. She smirked and dashed away heading back to Konoha*

Tsunade:hm...wonder if anko would want to hang out and get drunk

*Tsunade thought disappointed that she had to drink water all this mission, she stopped half way as she saw the gates heaven in bright neon color making Tsunade drool*

Tsunade:24 hour casino...ladies night...2 for 1 sake...

*Like a moth to a flame Tsunade walked inside the trap, the Senju bank suffered a dent in there wallets that night*

Back to Konoha

*Haku squirmed awake as always in the arms of His beloved Naruto. Haku lazily started to poke Naruto's cheek giving he's a light sleeper that's about all Haku needed to do*

Haku:wake up, today's the day your mother will ask for a C rank mission

*Naruto groaned softly and turned his head, he cracked open an eye out the window to see the time. It was the crack of dawn*

Naruto:too early, what kind of monster wakes up this early on there time off?

Meanwhile with Lee and Guy

Lee:ALRIGHT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TODAY?!

Guy:500 LAPS AROUND THE VILLAGE ON OUR HANDS AND IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT WE'LL DO 5,000 PUSH UP, AND IF WE CAN'T DO THAT WE'LL SWIM FROM HERE TO timbuktu TIMBUKTU WHEREVER THAT IS

lee;YOSH!!!

*lee and Guy started they're daily warm up exercises running the 500 laps while the rest of the team. Tenten was slicing a tree trunk she had to keep going until she was able to slice the tree in one cut and Neji was...being humbled by Zabuza in a fight, Zabuza grabbed Neji's wrists stopping his attack in it's track and headbutted him hard causing blood to appear on Neji's forhead as soon as Zabuza released his grip  Neji fell on the ground*

Zabuza:the same as every other hyuga all speed no strength, take a break.

*Neji growled feeling humiliated that Zabuza never once took out his sword to fight walked over to a rock, Tenten seeing that looked over at his sensei. Zabuza didn't even have to look to know what she was gonna say*

Zabuza:not you. You don't get a break until you can at least stab the sword half way in the tree

*Tenten groaned but nodded and kept her training*

Back to Naruto and Haku

Haku:people without a soul or on crack, but we need to get up

Naruto;mh...you first....

*Haku rubbed his face softly in Naruto's chest not having the strength to moved from such a comfortable position. Naruto returned the gestured by rubbing haku's back with one hand. This simple gestured meant a lot two our two loving couple it helped them feel warm, it made them feel wanted*

Haku:an extra hour is not gonna hurt...

Naruto:no, not gonna hurt at all...

*They went back to sleep, yin who was sleeping in the foot of the bed used his chakra to make the bed warmer, making them feel a lot better since if they wake up he needs to wake up*

3 hours later

*Kushina kicked opened the door of the room with a bright smile. Sakura walked behind Kushina with a nervous expression for today*

Kushina:rise and shine!! It's time to go to the Hokage!!

*The screaming did nothing, Kushina looked and all 3 of them were in deep sleep. Yin was on his back with one leg twitching in the air, Haku was giving small snoring noises and Naruto was sleeping peacefully occasionally his hand would move and rub haku's back and a bit of drool falling from his mouth. Kushina grew a tick mark and not having learned her lesson from last time she grabbed the blanket and threw it to the air*

Kushina:i said rise....!!!

*Both Kushina and Sakura froze As Naruto and Haku were sleeping in the nude, Sakura blushed seeing the boy's third leg having undeniable proof that Haku is a boy. Haku groaned moving his head out of Naruto's perfect shoulder giving the way Haku can just hid his face in the crook of his shoulder and sleep forever. He looked at Kushina and Sakura, no shame in his expression, no hurry to hide his or Naruto's elephant trunk nothing, he just sat down completely normal*

Haku:sensei, it's the crack of dawn what are you doing here?

*Haku said still semi asleep, Kushina shook her head and placed the blanket over naruto and threw a pillow at Haku to at least hide his Disco stick*

Kushina:Haku it's almost 10 in the morning

Haku:oh? I guess we overslept, well better get breakfast ready. Naruto wake up and take a shower, it's my turn to cook

*Naruto got up and walked to the bathroom his One-eyed trouser snake flopping around as he walked to the bathroom making Sakura Beat red, Haku puts some shorts and one of Naruto's dirty shirt and walked passed the woman*

Haku;sensei, would you like some breakfast?

Kushina:i...don't see why not at this point but after that we're going to the Hokage and finally grabbing our C rank mission!

Haku:of course Haruno do something other then attract flies with that opened mouth and set the dinner table

*Haku said taking Sakura out of her thoughts and walked almost stumbling to the living room*

Kushina:i have to buy you two some pijamas

Haku:they would never be used sensei, Naruto and me like being skin on skin and if i want something to cover me while i sleep i have Naruto's shirts

Kushina:but what if you have guests?

Haku:what does guests have to do with the tea in China? It's our room if we wish to sleep like that we are

*Kushina sighed and nodded quickly giving up this argument so she just decided to help him cook breakfast*

Scene change

*After breakfast Kushina and her team were walking down the streets of Konoha, Haku and Naruto were joined to the hip, there arms interlock as they looked around at the villagers looking at them with a range of negative emotions*

F Kushina:oh how i would love for one of them to try something and see my little boy in action 

*Naruto just hummed in response as Sakura walked ahead to be closer to Kushina, giving the two she would rather be next to the woman who killed her mother rather then the boy who has no qualms about killing her*

Sakura:s..so sensei what can we expect with a C rank mission

Kushina:C rank missions they're missions  with little to no chance of combat against other ninja. Examples are guarding people against bandits or highwaymen, background investigations, eliminating or capturing bandits or thieves, and capturing or suppressing wild animals.

Naruto:in other words we go from handymen to delivery boys. Oh you gotta love that corporate latter

Kushina:come now Naruto even you must've done C rank missions when you started out

Naruto:not really, baachan and the rest trained me and Haku to start out with B rank missions

*Kushina stopped walking at that for a moment her hair started to fly ever so slightly*

Kushina:when does Tsunade come back?

Naruto:she should've been back this morning probably slept in late so tomorrow

Meanwhile with Tsunade

*We see her trapped in a pachinko machine trying to win her money back while around her the placed was filled with empty bottles, so even by Tsunade's standards she was plastered*

Tsunade:stupid machine!!!

*Tsunade screamed as she punched the machine with a chakra infused fist, instantly the guards started to walk to her, Tsunade looked at them her body moving side to side seeing the men as more pachinko machines*

Tsunade:you all want to join your brother?! Fine bring it on!!

Back to Konoha

Kushina:of all the irresponsible things that woman has done i mean honestly

Naruto: let it go mother it happened nothing that can be done now

*Kushina grumbled as they made it to the Hokage door and knocked*

Minato:come in!

Kushina: alright...today is the day team 12 first official C rank!

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