The next day

*We see Naruto and Haku sleeping together, Naruto was hugging Haku using her as a body pillow, he looked like a koala having his arms and legs wrapped around haku's body. The door slammed opened*

Kushina:time to wake up!!

*Both boys groaned as Haku pulled there blanket over there heads. Kushina smirked as she grabbed the blanket and pulled them out*

Kushina:nope let's...

*Kushina froze as Naruto and Haku? Yeah they were sleeping in the nude. Kushina outs the blanket on top of them and slowly walked away with a neutral expression*

Downstairs

*Tsunade saw Kushina walking down slowly and started to laugh seeing Kushina's face*

Tsunade:yeah forgot to tell you they like to sleep like that

Kushina:you did this on purpose!

*Tsunade gave Kushina an innocent smile as she drank her tea, while in the background Zabuza was giving yin some coffee in his bowl*

Tsunade:why, whatever would make you say that?

Kushina:that stupid grin on your face!

Naruto: what's with all the noise? It's still early

*They heard Naruto yawned behind them Kushina looked and blushed I'm embarrassment as her son was in boxer and Haku only had boxer and one of Naruto's shirts on*

Kushina:where is your sense of decency ? Why are you in your boxer put on some pants!

Naruto:mom calm down it's not that big of deal

*Naruto and Haku walked passed her sitting on the table, each started putting food on there plates as they started to eat, Kushina looked at her sensei for support but she just shrugged*

Tsunade:sorry can't help you, i would be a hypocrite if i told them

Haku: we've fought together, we've risked our lives for each other so why is it so wrong to be dressed like this together? This is a home, it's a place where we can dressed as we pleased

*Everyone glanced at anko walking to the kitchen in only her panties*

Naruto:not to mention we just don't care i mean Haku and me are gay, anko is a lesbian, Zabuza pretty sure is asexual, yin is a being of pure chakra and doesn't wear clothes in the first place and Tsunade is too old to ever be seen as attractive

*That got Naruto a slap behind his head while he laughed*

Tsunade:what you say brat?!

Naruto:I'm saying that You're over 60 accept it!

*That comment got him a punch in the face sending him falling to the ground*

Tsunade:say it again i dare you!

Naruto:old hag!

*Naruto got up and Before they could fight both there legs were frozen in a block of ice*

Haku:that's enough out of both of you, now say your sorry and let's just eat

*Both mumbled apologies, Haku let them go and they ate like nothing happened, Kushina reluctantly joined them and soon so did Anko and Zabuza*

Naruto:Zabuza how's that team your training?

Zabuza:i have to deal with some brat that yells about the power of youth, a brat that has a stick so far up his ass I'm surprise he can even bend, and a last brat that's not bad, but needs a lot of work in her confidence department

Haku:and I'm sure you had something to do with it am i correct in my assessment?

Zabuza:not my fault Kubikiribōchō broke all her weapons

Haku:I'm guessing you're gonna make her, make her own

Zabuza:correct

Kushina;I'm sorry but make her own?

Naruto: Zabuza doesn't buy weapons for us, he buys the materials for us to make them that way we can be sure of the quality and if it's crap you can't make up some excuse like "oh it's the cheap blade's fault"

Zabuza: you can only blame yourself for not building the blade correctly

Kushina:speaking of teams shouldn't you two get dressed? We are expected at the Hokage tower any moment now

Naruto:eh, Kakashi is knowned to be late so why rush? I'm at least taking a shower and eating first

*Kushina gave a mental groan as she was far to exited to get to the tower and have her son on her first genin team ever*

Kushina:so anko how's Shizune?

Anko:good, sadly she had to go in to work early something about a team change

Naruto:a team change?

*Kushina flinched and looked at anko with a worried expression, she wanted this to be a surprised, anko just shrugged and kept eating*

Anko:that's all i know when i woke up she was already gone to work which sucks today was cake tasting day

*Anko said with an annoyed whine making then chuckle*

Tsunade:Haku is that a new necklace?

*They all looked and sure enough Haku was wearing the necklace that Naruto bought him*

Haku:yes Naruto gave it to me when he returned from his mission

Tsunade:hm. And what was this mission?

Naruto:just a simple assassination can't tell you more since i barely remember it, can't even tell you the name of the target

*Naruto said casually which worried Kushina, yes she killed she was a Shinobi that just part of her life but she wasn't as heartless as Naruto was being and that gave her great concern*

Zabuza:I'm guessing that's more then just a necklace

Naruto:indeed, in case of an emergency say Haku was about to die all he would have to do is break the necklace and emergency chakra will be placed inside him that will heal him

Haku; I'm pretty sure the 1 tail of Kurama i have inside me will do that, but I'm touched that you care so much beloved

Naruto:i almost lost you once I'm not gonna let that happened again...

*Naruto said seriously as Haku kissed his cheek making them both smile*

Kushina: alright you've finished eating, take a shower and get dressed we are going to the Hokage tower

Naruto:fine come on Haku

Haku:right behind you

*Naruto and Haku left making Kushina sigh and look at her sensei*

Kushina: they're gonna share a shower aren't they

Tsunade:hey it saves time

Scene change

Naruto:so let's me see if I understand this, Haku and me are out of team seven

Minato:yes

Naruto:me, Haku and now Sakura Haruno are now gonna train under my mother

Minato: yes

Naruto:and in Sakura's place it's going to be this dude that's personally recommended by danzo which means he is probably part of root no offense

Sai:none taken dickless

Naruto:if I'm dickless then why was Haku screaming

*Naruto winced and coughed as Haku elbowed him on the ribs*

Naruto:as...as i was saying he is gonna replace Sakura

Minato:again yes

Naruto:and then you complain that i call danzo the real Hokage, fine whatever makes no difference to me, so shall we get going? And mom can you please let me go

*The moment Minato announced the change Kushina hugged Naruto tightly exited and hasn't let go yet. Very reluctantly she let him go*

Kushina:right let's go team 11!

Naruto:please tell me where not gonna do the whole introduction again we all already know each other

Kushina:nah, I'm only gonna do that to the pink girl that's been glaring at me with nothing but hatred

*Naruto glanced at Sakura who was looking at Kushina just as she said with hatred in her eyes*

Naruto:well you did kill her mother, even if she deserved it

*Sakura now was glaring at Naruto but he quickly put a stop to it by slapping her so hard she fell on the ground, before she could get up Naruto placed his foot on her throat*

Naruto: don't forget you're place miss haruno you are the weakest member of this team until you can hold your own keep that glare to yourself

*Naruto let her go and walked away with haku joining him, Kushina waited for Sakura to get up giving her a smile of engorgement before walking away with Sakura following reluctantly. Kiba glared at Naruto, Naruto felt it and looked at him as he left, Naruto smiled at him there was no malice behind the smile and that's what pissed Kiba off so much, Naruto didn't even see him as a threat, he barely remember killing akamaru which made Kiba all the more angrier*

Kiba:Naruto i promise I'll train hard enough to kill you! I promise on my life as a Shinobi!

*Naruto just waved his hand dismissively as team 12 left, Minato sighed looking at his son leave*

Minato"he's not making any allies much less friends if he keeps this up, i hope Kushina can do something"

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