Later

*It was late at night around 10 PM as Naruto was on the backyard fighting against a haku for training while in the background the reject club was watching them fight. Kushina was there caressing anko's hair who was resting her head on Kushina's lap utterly exhausted*

Anko:oh God this was just the first day....

Tsunade: well it wouldn't have been that bad if you weren't stupid enough to say "why not just get married at the Hokage office and skip all this crap"

*Naruto dodged a punch grabbing haku's wrist he lifted him over his head*

Zabuza:I've never been with a woman and even i know that was stupid

Anko:fuck you....

*Haku managed to wrap his legs around Naruto's neck in to a choke hold*

Zabuza:like really stupid

Anko;ok i get it

*Naruto falls on his back full force to make Haku release him*

Zabuza:like unimaginably stupid

Anko:i said i get it you fucking zombie!!

*Haku on the other hand managed to move to the other side to minimize the damage although his crotch was now on Naruto's face*

Kushina:i simply don't understand what made you think that would be a good idea

Anko:the fuck is this the bashing anko party!?

*Haku jumped out the way as Naruto was about to bite the area and not in the fun way*

Kushina:ok ok, where is Shizune anyway?

Anko:home she needs her pet snake to relax her

*Naruto on his feet made A water sickle*

*While Haku made multiple ice senbon as they both ran towards each other*

Tsunade:.  .  . anko

Anko:yeah?

Tsunade:Shizune doesn't have a pet snake

Anko:then what.....

*Realization started to grow inside anko as she jumped up and started running to Shizune's apartment in the way knocking Haku and Naruto down*

Anko:out of my way I've got a very angry fiancee to apologize!!

Naruto:that's cheating bachan

Tsunade:a bet is a bet pay up

*Naruto grumbled as he got up and payed Tsunade. Kushina looked at her sensei with an unamused expression*

Kushina:sensei don't infect my child with you're addictions

Tsunade:hey he's the one who said Anko wouldn't noticed until tomorrow not my fault i have more faith in the girl

Naruto:faith my ass you cheating hag...

*Naruto mumbled bitterly he hated losing money, he loathed losing money to Tsunade who looked at him with a smug smile*

Kushina:i still don't want him learning that kind of stuff

Tsunade:come on Kushina let the brat have his fun if he's old enough to kill he's old enough to do as he pleases

Kushina:Kami you are such a bad influence

Naruto:eh not like gambling the worst thing I've ever done or ever will do I'm an assassin mother i think we can let that slide

*Kushina looked at her son sadly giving him a smile that didn't reach her eyes*

Kushina:i just Don't want you to lose you're childhood completely Naruto i want you to at least keep some small aspect of it....

*Naruto sighed rubbing the back of his neck*

Naruto:sorry, i can't say anything that will make you feel any comfort mother but i lost that childhood innocence by the time I was 5 i see the world in a much more nihilistic way but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing i have my beloved behind me, my sister, bachan, Zabuza, and now you. I'm satisfied with the life i live

Kushina:what about you're father...?

Naruto;like i said i have Zabuza

*Zabuza didn't show it but he felt so much pride hearing that*

Naruto:as for Minato, until he can show to me he's at least meets me half way he hasn't done anything but look at me as a out of control weapon not his son

Kushina;.....i....i don't even know what to that....

Naruto:why say anything? Sometimes it best to just let a conversation die and enjoy the silence Kami knows in our line of work peaceful silence is a luxury that's rare for us

*A water clone of Naruto came and gave them all tea which they grabbed and drank just enjoying the peaceful night as a group*

Scene change

*We see Minato doing paperwork alone when the door opened and in came Kakashi, Minato sighed and gave him a nod*

Minato:what's the report on the Uzumaki

Kakashi:Kushina? I don't know sensei i haven't seen her since she screamed at me

Minato:you know that's not who I meant. Naruto how was his first day

Kakashi: as well as you could expect, he took over the teachings of Kiba, Haku took Sakura under his wing, leaving me with Sasuke

Minato:I'll talk to him about the importance of respecting his sensei

Kakashi: wouldn't it be easier to just move them to chunnin? There strong enough

Minato:it would but if i do that it could be seen as favoritism I'm the Hokage i can't give him special treatment

Kakashi:that and him and Haku are our best shot at not being humiliated at the chunnin exams

*Minato groaned slamming his head on a pile of papers*

Kakashi:the civilian council really screwed us over didn't they

Minato:yes...yes they did where the hell is hiruzen when i need him

Meanwhile with hiruzen

*We see him in a dark room with a single light he was sitting playing poker against his summons with 1000 bananas on the line*

Enma:full house

*The monkeys behind Emma started cheering as Enma started to grab his winning*

Hiruzen:just a minute you old king i still haven't shown my hand

Enma;what do you have that could beat me ?

Hiruzen:oh just a pair, a pair of aces and with that lovely ace on the board that gives me aces-full

*Hiruzen grinned in victory as he went to get his winnings multiple cards started to fall from his sleeves*

Hiruzen:.....

Enma:......

Monkeys:.....

*Hiruzen grabbed the bananas and makes a run for it*

Enma:get him!!!

Back to Konoha

Kakashi:I'm sure he's fine how's Jiraiya by the way?

Minato: he'll be fine but he's out of commission at least after the chunnin exams, and i somehow need to convince him to train with Naruto and re seal yin Kurama inside Naruto

Kakashi:Naruto is not gonna like that

Minato; it's not his choice to make the kyuubi is far too dangerous to be set free to do as he wish

Kakashi:i know you have to be impartial but at what point are you gonna be a parent and not a Hokage?

Minato:don't you start i already have Kushina on my case about that

Kakashi:as you wish Hokage, but if even i can see it....

Minato:that's enough Hatake you are dismissed

*Kakashi nodded and left. Minato sighed turning around to the window to see his village*

Meanwhile with Naruto and Haku

*We see them under the blankets making out, Naruto released the kiss and started moving down bitting haku's collar bone making Haku give out a soft groan*

Haku:you play dirty....

Naruto:i play to win.....

*Both said breathlessly rubbing each other's body together as Naruto's hand started going down just as he was about to grab "it", the door crashed open making them both jump in panic. In that panic haku accidentally kicked Naruto under his belt making him scream as he fell from the bed holding his family jewels. Both look and saw a comically crying anko with a tub of ice cream on her face courtesy of an angry shizune*

Naruto:Shizune was pissed at you and kicked you out?

Anko;yes....

Haku;and if you aren't having any tonight we're also not getting any

Anko:damn straight in not suffering alone now move over!

*Haku sighed as he made room for his future sister in law as Naruto trembling a little got up and cuddled next to his sister who used him and Haku as teddy bears*

Naruto:I'll go with you tomorrow to Shizune to help you fix you're screw up

Anko:thanks...

Haku:how about before that we go torture some people would that make you feel any better?

Anko:a little....

*All 3 got comfortable and went to sleep with the 3, of them frustrated that they didn't have any fun tonight*

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