Kakashi:alright seeing as you all met but haven't really talk let's get to know each other

Naruto:sure I'll start names Naruto Uzumaki in the outside world I'm known as the A rank assasin The demon of the snow my likes eating, training, winter anything cold and snowy, reading, Taijutsu, my family and my beloved my hates would be the villagers of this disgrace of a village arrogant people, the clans of Konoha minus Senju and Uchiha....most Uchiha anyway not a fan of the arrogance in this one

*Naruto said pointing at Sasuke making Sasuke growl with Kakashi holding his shirt   to keep him in line*

Naruto: let's see i also hate Jiraiya the good for nothing pervert that is criminally overated, Orochimaru, the real Hokage danzo and last but certainly not least i hate my new sensei my failure of a "brother" Kakashi the fake ass Uchiha, my dream is to kill danzo and Orochimaru....and to marry Haku and make him Haku Uzumaki

*Naruto winked at Haku making him chuckle*

Haku:guess it's my turn name Haku Yuki my likes my beloved Naruto, the snowy season, the members of the reject club my hates hm....my father for killing my mother and trying to kill me, Naruto when he's being a horn dog

Naruto:pfff don't hear you complaining when i give you a bon.. uff!

*Naruto hugged his stomach as Haku elbowed him there*

Haku;you say something my snow demon?

Naruto:just how i love you and i love how you look today dear....

Haku:thank you honey i also hate arrogant people, fan girls and pretty much the same people Naruto hates for treating my beloved so horribly

Kakashi:good to know Sakura your up let's make this quick

Sakura:I'm... Sakura Haruno my likes are

*Sakura giggled looking at Sasuke*

Sakura:my dreams are

*Sakura giggled even louder looking at Sasuke*

Sakura:and my hates are the Uzumaki for killing my mother!

Naruto:in my opinion she deserved death she became corrupt and would have received the death sentence by the daimyo Be thankful she went out quickly i would say painlessly but....nah she suffered before dying

*Sakura glared at Naruto but later looked another way scared of Naruto's smile*

Naruto:good your not so much of a fan girl that you don't know when someone is stronger then you, which brings me to my next question how long have you 3 been in this team?

Sakura:a....a couple of months maybe 4 or 5

Naruto:4 or 5 hm so that would mean that you've already started training with D and C ranks justsus correct?

Sakura:what? Um no, we've still haven't done any justsu training everything we've done is just team building exercises

*Naruto and Haku looked at Kakashi with there eyes widen, Naruto more angry then Haku*

Naruto:and you've allowed them to go out on the mission?! Kami no wonder i didn't even. Have to try to beat them all what in the actual fuck are you waiting for, by the 5 month period i was already deep into justsu training what excuse do you have now that justifies such and idiotic action

Kakashi:Naruto there's more to being a Shinobi then justsu

Naruto:alrighty then what do they know in Taijutsu?

Sasuke:our clans taught us there Taijutsu

Naruto:and what of you miss haruno your family is not a Shinobi family so what Taijutsu do you know?

Sakura:......i....i don't actually know any Taijutsu...

Naruto how about Fūinjutsu, kenjustsu, anyjustsu do you know anything other then team base exercises?

*The look on there faces told him everything making Naruto groan holding the bridge of his nose*

Naruto:so nothing you don't even know how to fight how in the name of Kami did you even pass the Shinobi course did your mother really make it that easy so anybody can pass, i bet the founding Hokage's are rolling in there craves seeing how how low the village they've build has fallen, so tell me miss haruno what do you have to offer as a Shinobi

Sakura:i....have good chakra control

Naruto: that's it?

*Sakura looked down ashamed and humiliated remembering how Sasuke called her the "weakest link", she jumped a little when Haku patted her back*

Haku; don't let it get you down instead get angry since it's not your fault it's your sensei it was his job to teach you and he has failed at all counts

Kakashi: enough Sasuke we can discuss this later your turn

Sasuke:my name i Sasuke Uchiha my likes training and my tomato plants my hates my older brother and now recently Naruto both for humiliating me my new dream is to beat them both and show that i am the greatest Uchiha that's ever been

Naruto:so you think your stronger then the legendary Madara Uchiha? One of the men that founded this village?

Sasuke;i will get enough power to make them nothing more then footnotes in the history books

Naruto; illusion of grandeur on this one how can you do all that when all you do is scream fireball justsu and that's i, you waste the only justsu you can actually do and waste the limited chakra reserve you have, the Uchiha are known for quite a few things but chakra reserve that's an Uzumaki clan trait and seeing as i also have the nine tails to boost means unlike you i have an almost unlimited amount to chakra i can afford to be sloppy you can't out there once you ran out of chakra as a genin your pretty much dead i should know I've killed quite a few genin that way just waiting them to use all the chakra and then...

*Naruto disappeared and appeared behind Sasuke holding one arm in a chain lock while Naruto free hand was holding a elemental dagger made out of fire*

Naruto:i would just do this give them a quick kill even use the element that my victim used the most for you and the Uchiha that would be fire like the dagger?

Kakashi: Naruto let him go

*Naruto did so and shrugged walking back next to Haku*

Naruto:oh relax i was just making a point as arrogant as this boy is, aunty Mikoto still loves him i couldn't do that do her she was kind do me unlike you my oh so wonderful brother

*Naruto said his voiced laced with venom Kakashi sighed and pointed to Kiba who hasn't said much the entire time just spend  giving Naruto a hateful look*

Kiba:my name is Kiba inuzuka the next air of the inuzuka clan my likes....was spending time with akamaru....my hates Naruto Uzumaki my dream is to kill him and avenge the death of my friend

*Naruto chuckled looking at Kiba with a small but noticable smug smile, Naruto clapped his hands*

Naruto: alrighty since Haku and me are A ranked assassin's and Kakashi is a jounin Shinobi we'll divide and conquer since we are at such a disadvantage compared to the other elemental nations, Haku take Sakura and train he i want you to beat the fan girl out of her

Haku:of course beloved

*Haku kissed Naruto on the lips both giving each other a small smile before Haku gestured Sakura to followed him which she did reluctantly

Naruto:Kakashi since you and Sasuke share some things in common like the overuse of you eyes take him and train him some actual justsus and if i find out you've been slacking off i will show you why the call me the demon of the snow and that leaves me with this boy

*Naruto said glancing at Kiba who was still glaring at him*

Kakashi; Naruto you can't just decide that

Naruto:oh but look at that i just did, if your not gonna take being a sensei seriously why would I ever even consider respecting you?

*Naruto started walking away gesturing Kiba to follow him*

Naruto:come along boy who knows maybe you'll get a lucky break and kill me while we train

*Kiba followed him, his hands in his pocket holding a concealed poisonous kunai that he plans to use when there alone, Kakashi sighed looked at Sasuke and did the same taking him to finally actually start to train*

Meanwhile with anko

*We see her sitting on a waiting chair hating life*

Anko:Shizune it's been hours please let's me eat you've tried on over 30 dresses just pick one woman!

Shizune:oh stop being a baby beside i think i found the perfect one!

*Shizune walked out of the changing room and for a moment anko was left breathless*

Anko: sometimes i forget how your simple beauty affects me that's the dress that's the dress i want to see you walk down the aisle with

*Shizune giggled twirling around happily but soon that smile turned to an evil smile*

Shizune:fantastic now all that's left is find you the perfect dress! I already have 25 ready for you to try on

*Shizune's smirk became higher as she saw the color leave anko's face*

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