1 week later

*It's been a week since Naruto was "grounded" although he just spent his time meditating spending his time inside his mind talking to F Kushina and yin Kurama*

Yin Kurama:hey brat how much longer will you keep me inside

Naruto:soon you'll be as free as you always are just wait for the meeting you of all creatures should know the benefits of hiding in the darkness

Yin Kurama:. . .did you just make a joke about me being the yin side?

Naruto:oh look at that Haku is trying to wake me up better get going!

Yin Kurama:get back here this isn't finished!

Back to the real world

Haku:Naruto i swear if you don't wake up i will freeze you to the bed

Naruto:hm....then you'll be freezing yourself

Haku:how would I...

*Naruto grabbed haku and pulled him down with him Naruto ended up on top and started kissing Haku all over his neck making Haku give out a breathless giggle*

Haku:oh Naruto your awful!

Naruto:hey your the one who wants 13 babies I'm just giving in into your desires

*Naruto said as he bit down on Haku's collar bone Haku went from giggles to soft moans sadly there fun time was interrupted by an anbu landing on the room with them both instantly went in to fighting mode Haku made his ice needles as Naruto took out his hilts and makes a lightning blade*

ANBU:the Hokage has asked for Naruto Uzumaki for a council meeting

Naruto;now? Argh that man know how to kill the mood fine tell him I'll be there shortly

*The ANBU nodded and disappeared Haku sighed and started to walk away but felt Naruto's hand around his waist*

Naruto:now where do you think your going?

Haku:Naruto you have to go to the council meeting

Naruto:eh what's 10...15 minutes late for does old fósiles can wait your much more important

*Before Haku could be the sensible one Naruto was already kissing him making Haku toss sensibility to the wind*

15 minutes later at the council meeting

*We see everyone waiting there was a lot of frowns around the room, some muttering of disappointment and distain for having to wait so long until mist sorrounded the council the clan heads couldn't see to inches in front of them they all got up ready for a fight until the mist disappeared revealing Naruto with a very noticeable blue lipstick around his neck they all looked at him and Naruto looked at them back*

Naruto;well? Aren't we going to begin?

*Naruto heard someone slam her fist to the table he looked and sneered at the clan head of the Inuzuka tsume inuzuka*

Tsume:we started 15 minutes ago you dare be late you brat!!

Naruto;oh I'm sorry i was busy with something far more important

Tsume:and what was so important huh?!

Naruto;fucking your daughter

*The room froze as tsume started growling*

Tsume:what did you say?

Naruto:that i was busy having some fun time with your daughter oh so submissive~

*Naruto foxy grin was in full force as ANBU were holding tsume down from attacking Naruto*

Tsume:let me go I'm gonna slice his head out of his body!!

Naruto;oh just like i did with that dog your son had what was his name aka something right?

*Tsume managed to escape the ANBU grasped and charged at Naruto who just kept smiling unmoving*

Minato: ENOUGH!!!

*Minato appeared in between the two one glare from Minato kept tsume at bay but she still looked at Naruto with nothing but hatred much to his delight, Minato looked at his son with the same anger he gave tsume only Naruto wasn't scared he just yawned an obvious fake yawn to make a point*

Naruto:oh what? Can't any of you take a joke? I was joking i didn't touch her daughter why would when i have the absolute beautiful that is my Haku besides

*Naruto looked at tsume with nothing but hatred in his eyes*

Naruto:why would I ever sully myself by touching a disgusting mutt like her or any of her clan

Danzo:my it would appear your having trouble keeping your son in control want me

*Naruto froze for a second but it was enough for danzo to see it Naruto looked up and saw the man he hated just as if not more then Orochimaru*

naruto:danzo shimura the banished Uchiha and the real man in charge how's that scar i gave you

Danzo:hmph i could ask the same thing demon but there so many compared to the one you gave me that it hardly seemed fair

*Both beings kept looking at each other both corrupted by a dark force for danzo his greed and for Naruto the yang*

Minato:alright alright Naruto is here can we...

*Minato caught a small pouch that Naruto threw a him he opened it and saw a bit of ryo*

Minato:what's this?

Naruto: spending money go play while the grown ups talk amongst themselves and to put it to words even someone as simple minded as the inuzuka clan i want to talk to the real Hokage not the puppet you've become Father

*Naruto said in a tone full of condensation, Minato glared at his son feeling insulted by the insinuations but being the bigger person and wanted to get this meeting underway he let it go for now and sat down in the Hokage seat*

Minato:I've have had it with your disrespectful behavior Naruto uzu...

Naruto:then maybe you shouldn't have called me back or better yet you should have stayed with the dead

*Naruto said coldly looking at his father the man saw no love in Naruto's eye which pained him but again he choose to act as the Hokage not the father*

Minato:one more insult to me or the clan and there will be serious consequences am i understood?

Naruto;you are doesn't mean I'll listen now be a good little secretary and read my demands you've all kept me waiting long enough

Tsume:why you no good Little...!

Minato:inuzuka enough!

Tsume:....yes Hokage

Minato:good now Uzumaki Naruto you stand before us for you and your...reject club to join Konoha you want to be seen as a 3rd party member in Konoha with the free will to take missions from other nations including enemy nations and be able to refuse missions or demands from the Hokage if you see fit

*This caused a number of different reactions and outcries from different members but Naruto's eyes never left danzo's gaze neither did danzo leave Naruto's the rest were just pawns they both knew this the real batter was between each other*

Naruto:well then...shall we being this dance?

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Character analysis:

Yin Naruto:instead of friendship Naruto gain Kurama's respect by taking his power by force but it came at a price of Naruto embracing the darkness that came with the yin, this Naruto is a lawful neutral character that only cares for his loves one and is a lot more conniving then in canon

Danzo shimura: instead of the Uchiha masacre danzo was part of the Uchiha clan having an Uchiha in the council calmed any rebellion the Uchiha clan had but danzo still did his experiments on the Uchiha and stole the eyes of his fellow members causing him to be banished from the clan fukagu not wanting the public outcries agreed with danzo to keep this under wraps, he is a lawful evil character