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*Zabuza crashed through a tree and used Kubikiribōchō to stop his momentum by digging it to the ground Zabuza lifted his sword just in time as he blocked an attack from Kushina*

Kushina:what's wrong fresh blood can't handle that overcompensating sword you got there?

*Kushina said with a bloody smirk both were bloody Zabuza had more cuts and bruises bleeding all over but Kushina was more tired they've been going at it for hours at this point there audience left and they we're just fighting because they were too stubborn to admit defeat*

Zabuza:don't get cocky

*Zabuza pushed her back and ran at her as Kushina softly landed on her feet on the ground she ran just as fast both swords clash and broke at the same time*

Kushina:shit Naruto quick make me another sword!!....Naruto?..Naruto!

*Kushina turned around and saw only a tumbleweed passing by*

Zabuza:. . .think we took it too far?

Kushina:of course not!....ok maybe a little..

*Zabuza grabbed his sword as rubbed it against Kushina's wounds, Kushina for her part winced and turned to see Zabuza looking at him with an annoyed looked*

Kushina:what was that?

Zabuza:that was possession any ghost could do it in less then one lesson

Kushina:what?

Zabuza:nevermind inside joke you wouldn't get it Kubikiribōchō blade can fixed itself with met iron in my enemies blood

Kushina: wouldn't any blood aka you're own?

Zabuza:maybe

*Zabuza glued his sword back together and walked away*

Zabuza:if you want to get healed hurry up before Tsunade finds her sake

*Kushina nods and goes with him*

Time skip days later

*It was night time we see a man gagged and tied in a chair and Anko looking over her instruments*

Kushina:my this is quite the set up you got here Anko

*Anko jumped and threw her kunai Kushina grabbed it like nothing*

Kushina:oh great idea this will do the trick

*Kushina walked to the man and jabbed him in the gut*

Kushina:there extremally painful but it wasn't jabbed in a vital organ so he won't bleed out isn't his screams just lovely

Anko:...what do you want Kushina

*Anko said with no emotion on her voice it was dark the only light was under the man so Kushina couldn't see Anko very well if she could she would see her eyes were puffy red*

Kushina:saw you dragging this poor unfortunate soul down here and decided to help you know some nice mother daughter bonding

*Anko scoffed and rolled her eyes grabbing another tool a jar with a bug centipede inside*

Anko:i don't need you're help getting information from this guy

Kushina:ah so you're getting information i see i see heard from Mikoto you made it head of torture and information congrats

*Anko mumbled a thanks as she walked to the light with the jar in hand*

Anko:you can leave not Kushina this won't take long

Kushina:it will take even less time if you let me help you know i missed the screams of agony from my victims come on it will give me a chance to see how my little student has grown

Anko:whatever

*Anko took the gag out of the man*

Anko;now are you gonna tell me..

Kushina:us

Anko:...are you gonna tell me..

Kushina:aww come on anko don't be so cold

Anko:ARE YOU GONNA TELL US THERE I SAID IT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!

Kushina:very

*Anko took a deep sigh completely missing out that she acts just like Kushina is acting when Naruto or Haku are around"

Anko:who sent you why did you try and fail hilariously i might add to Zabuza and injured Zabuza i might add whoever you are you must really suck as a Shinobi

Ninja:i was sent from the mist village to bring back what's rightfully ours

Anko:ah zabuza's sword gotcha well sad to say you're remaining minutes on this planet are about to be extremely painful

*anko grabbed the centipede with her fingers putting it close to the man's ear*

Kushina:what is that?

Anko:a charka centipede an invention from the yamanaka clan this thing digs for information from the victims brain everything this ninja knows we will know in a few minutes but what painful few minutes they will be

*All that could be heard that night was the sounds of screaming giving the Genin nightmares but the ones used to it like Naruto and Haku slept like babies*

days later

*We see everyone on the table eating until Mikoto puts her chopsticks on the table*

Mikoto:as..relaxing as this has been we've been here long enough

Tsunade:i couldn't agree more Anko said that mist hunter Nina started sniffing around the area so we better start packing and go on the run again

Naruto:always wanted to live for a while next to a beach maybe we can go to a beach village for a while

Tsunade:deal i could use a tan and I'm not the only one

*Tsunade looked at Haku and Zabuza both didn't even look up from there food just lifted there hand and gave Tsunade the middle finger*

Naruto:a tan Haku huh...

*Naruto smile got bigger as Haku's blush got redder*

Anko:pff oh God Haku how can you be so deadly and so cute at the same time

*Anko said squishing Haku's cheeks who threw a ice shard in her eye anko grabbed it with her teeths before hand smirking*

Kushina:are they always like this?

*Kushina whispered to Naruto who just chuckled*

Naruto:what can I say mother were one big disfuncional family of rejects and now you're one too

*Kushina smiled at Naruto and kept eating ignoring the big blood vessel growing in Mikoto's forehead*

Mikoto; everyone please Tsunade sensei i wasn't talking about moving somewhere else our mission was to find Naruto and bring him back to Konoha

*You could hear a pin drop as the mood immediately changed the air got colder as Naruto looked at her aunty giving her a cold look*

Naruto:what did you just say..?

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