OKAY QUICK DESERT-FIRST-WORLD-PROBLEM (well its first world for me)

I
Hate
Scorpions
Aggahagagagga

There was one in my bathroom this morning and I stg I almost stepped on it

My sister and I (oh yeah my sister's visiting forgot to mention that) were huddled up on my bed for fifteen minutes

They are so tERRIFYING they don't crawl they sliiiiiiide like creepy little front walking crabs and they move like things do in dreams so they lower your guard a little despite being horrific

Shaking out towels and shoes? Not a rumor, a survival tactic. Those little demons hide way too well.

I've never been stung though so hA