Naruto's POV

After Orochimaru had been Defeated- Yes defeated not killed, I knew something was up when I saw his Body..... It was Unrecognizable, But Split in half. Thats when I felt His Chakra signature Fading away toward the Land Of Rice Patties.

The number one reason I hated Snakes. THEY PUKED THEMSELVES OUT!! It was SOOOO Gross....

"You can say that again Kit" I heard Kura Say. I laughed. 

I decided to let everyone believe he was dead, Except the Hokage. And It was about time to tell the Old Man about Orochimaru's Planned Invasion with Iwa.

I had Found out about it a few days ago, when I sent a Clone to Scout out the village. The clone had found a certain Silver haired traitor, Talking to an Iwa Jounin. 

The clone who was listening in Heard them Say "Prepare the Sanke Summons, and gather the troops"

Thats when the Clone dispelled and I received the Information.  

We were currently on our way to the Hokage's Office, and I was lost in thought until I felt the touch of something soft on my Left Cheek.

I snapped out of my Thoughts To see temari Peck my cheek.

I smiled "What is it?" I asked Softly.

She pointed ahead, and I turned to see something I hadnt expected. I cocked an Eyebrow and approached the team on Nin.

"Well hello mister Eight." I said pulling of my Signature Foxy grin.

The nin named 'Mister eight' grinned "Yo yo mister nine, Good to see you havnt gone blind" He rapped rather..... Actaully that one wasnt that bad.

It was true though, He was masking his chakra so well Kurama had to do a Double take.

I laughed "So hows Gyuki doing?" I asked the Kumo jounin.

One of the Genin in his group was utterly Astonished. and I glanced toward her and Activated my Sharingan. 

I deactivated it and Smiled at her. "So Looks like Misses Two is here too. hey Kurama, looks like your Girlfriend is here" I said aloud making Kurama go into a blind rage.

I smiled "Hello there Yugito Nii-chan" I said with a Devious grin

Temari looked at me with a bit of Jealousy. and I turned to her. "Aww come on Temari, You know I love you." I said with a small laugh.

I turned to the Kumo Squad. "Oh and lets not forget my Brother." I said as Sand swirled next to me, and Gaara appeared.

I smiled "Welcome to the Party Gaara, This is Killer bee, and Yugito nii-chan" I introduced the two, adding the Chan at the end just to get matatabi riled up. I knew that Kurama and Matatabi had a thing going, and Kurama never told me. Which made it even more Hilarious.

I started to Snicked when Yugito Started to Blush Because matatabi was Starting to get mad. I laughed, She was just about as Hot headed as Kura was.

I wiped a metaphorical Tear from my eyes "Ahh Who knew Two and Nine could be so Divine." I rapped.

Killer Bee's Glasses Dropped down the Bridge of his nose, and his jaw dropped. "mad respect little dude, anyone who can rap like me Must be some sort of Prelude." He rapped back.

I smiled "Same here Killer Bee, after all I think You are the strongest between you and me." I rapped as well.

Killer Bee Narrowed his eyes 'Downplaying his Strength, Hes smart for a little dude.' He thought..... without rapping.

I smiled 'he caught on damn. Oh well' I thought.

Killed Bee smiled and Opened a Link between Kurama and Gyuki. 

"Naruto you and I both know you are stronger.... but I have to say you are one Humble little dude." Bee said without rapping. I smiled "Aye Maybe, But Im not going to just Count you out, If you played your cards right you would win." I said with a knowing look.

He smirked "I like you kid. You should meet my brother the Raikage." He said

I nodded, "yeah sure, Id like to try and bring Kumo, Suna, and Konoha together to create the Strongest Alliance in the Shinobi world." I said with a smirk much like the one on Killer Bees face.

"Scratch that, I Really like you kid. How about we go talk to Your Hokage about Going to Kumo after the Invasion." He replied.

I nodded "Sounds like a plan, Oh and Thanks for coming Bee, Weve got the location of almost the Whole damn shinobi force of Iwa and oto heading this way, They even have Snake summoning Rings being built around the Village" I said Bowing a bit in Thanks.

He nodded "No problem little dude, All nine of Us need to stick together after all." he replied with a smile. I nodded and he disconnected to Link.

Everybody was Standing around in Awkward silence as The two of us went silent and Spaced out. 

When we came back, Both bee and I Headed toward the Hokage's Office. Leaving our Squads to Fumble after us. Though Gaara heard everything because of the Permanent Link we formed. So he just followed.

When we Made it the The Hokage's office, the Secretary Scowled at all of us. And I sweatdropped "Im not even gonna ask, Old hag" I growled.

We walked in after knocking. the Hokage saw the Kumo Squad and the Anbu Surrounded us. A Tick mark grew above my head and I released a Shockwave of Chakra Knocking all the Anbu to the ground. 

I made a few Shadow Clones, and Looked at them, "Sorry guys, But Im going to need you to Take care of All that Paper work." I said to the Five of em.

They all groaned but got to work nonetheless.

The hokage's Eyes bulged out of his head. and I laughed. "Hey old man, We need to talk with you." I said gesturing to the Kumo squad.

he cocked an Eyebrow. and nodded, Sending his Shocked Anbu away.

I sighed and Then Glared at a Bookcase. "Itachi, I swear you have gotten worse at Concealing yourself." I said the the Bookcase.

Killer Bee looked in that direction. 'what.. I didnt even notice anything.' He thought.

Itachi Showed himself "No Naruto, youve just gotten Stronger." He said with a Deadpan look on his face. I sighed cant really argue with that.

Everybody looked at me. I looked at them for a moment then It clicked "Oh right, Sorry bout that. Anyways, Killer Bee and I have decided To try and create an Alliance between Suna, Kumo and Konoha." i said with a Smile.

The Hokage Dropped the Pipe in his mouth. "Are you serious?" He asked.

I yawned "Of course old man, Im being serious."

He puffed on his pipe for a few minutes Thinking long and hard about his options. "Ok Its a deal. If you are sure A will accept the Alliance." He said

Killed Bee smiled "With One, Two, Eight and Nine, He will Cave in no time." He rhymed. I was starting to Like his Rhyming skills, They werent bad.

The hokage Smiled. Clearly Relaxed after Bee's Show of Rhymes. And I then Realized the Purpose of his Rhyming. 

I smirked. thats Smart, Using Rhymes to Diffuse Tension. He's got It figured out.

I then Looked to the Hokage. "Sir, Id Like permission to Select a Squad from Konoha to Accompany us to Kumo. After the Exams of course." I asked

He nodded. Thats when He narrowed his eyes "Now On to the More Pressing reason you came." He said with a Knowing look.

I sighed "I asked Bee and his team to come down, Because Orochimaru is Planning an Attack on the Leaf during the Final stage of the Exams with Iwa. I sensed a Large Concentration of Iwa and Oto nin heading this way, Id estimate about two thousand Shinobi at the most" I reported.

The Hokage's Expression changed. "Shit" Was the only thing he said.

I smirked Causing him to cock an Eyebrow. "Well, Ive already Sent Orochimaru Packing. He had the nerve of Kidnapping Ino, Kurenai, and Anko. I almost killed him, So He most likely retreated to heal. And I Know all of his Inside operatives, So If we take them out, He will have no idea whats going on inside the village." I explained.

The Hokage Smiled "And Im guessing you have a plan?" He asked.

I nodded "In fact I do. We have three days till the Final exams. I want you to Evacuate Everybody from the Village, and Send word to all the Futile Lords and the Daimyo, To not come. And when everybody is Evacuated Itachi, Kurenai, Sauske and I will Place a Genjutsu of my creation on the Entire village. The Genjutsu Makes anyone who walks into the Village Think that There is a festival going on. with all the Village bustling with life, And while the Iwa and oto forces are Distracted thinking We have no idea whats coming. We Take out the Tsuchikage, and Orochimaru. Bee and I can handle that part. I want the rest of Konoha's Forces Taking out the rest of Iwa's Shinobi, and Ill task Gaara and Yugito nii-chan with Taking out the Oto forces and The Sound Four, Thus ending the Invasion. and Vitally Crippling Iwa and leaving them without a Kage. This Plan should it succeed will also lead to No casualties on our side." I explained with a Smirk.

The Hokage's Eyes Widened 'This Plan is Full proof.' "Ok Ill call for Shikaku, and Hiashi to come and hear the plan to get their Thoughts. If you dont mind. Then we will start the Evacuation." He said.

I nodded. "In the mean time Call for Kabuto Yakushi." I said with an Evil grin.

The Hokage nodded. and Sent an Anbu to retrieve the Inside Operative.

I turned to Bee, Yugito and Gaara. and they nodded. All of a sudden all of us Hid in the shadows Concealing ourselves Perfectly.

Then The Anbu Reappeared with Kabuto who Knelt "yes Lord Third?" He said.

The Hokage Exhaled a Large amount of Smoke. "Kabuto Yakushi, You are hereby sentenced to Death for Treason." He said Shocking Kabuto to his core. Just then All of us Walked out of the Shadows. 

He turned to us and Began to Send word to Orochimaru. But I was Faster.

I was beside him in an Instant. "Sorry Kabuto But I cant let you do that." I said Before Thrusting My Lightning enveloped Hand into Kabuto's Chest Striking his heart, and Killing him instantly.

I knew it was the real one, Because he tried to heal himself. But Couldnt restructure his cells fast enough.

I sighed and Turned to Itachi. "Itachi Henge into Kabuto." I ordered

He nodded and Henged into Kabuto.

I smiled "ok now I want you to get rid of the snake summoners."

He nodded and Disappeared. 

I closed my eyes and waited for a second before smiling "begin the Evacuation."

The Hokage Smirked "You heard him Get all the Civilians Out of the Village" He ordered the Anbu.

They all vanished. and I Sighed, Kabuto or Itachi popped back up and Smiled "All taken care of Naruto." He said.

I nodded "Ok now Kamui, Kurenai, and Sauske here pelase." I asked.

he nodded and Activated his Mangekyou Sharingan. And a few seconds later his little brother and the Genjutsu mistress were warped into the room.

I sighed "Alright you two, Im going to teach you a Genjutsu of my creation. But first Lord third please fill them in.... Im tired of talking." I said before Sitting on the couch.

Hiruzen filled the both of em in, and I began teaching them My Genjutsu. A few hours later they had both Mastered it.... which surprised me extremely.

----------The next morning..... Third POV------

 the Village had been evacuated. And Four Figures Could be seen standing atop the Four corners of the Village.

The four figures began Shifting through Handsigns, and a few minutes later the Village began to waver.

Then after what seemed like a Trick of the light, The village had been filled with people walking through the streets like nothing had happened. 

The first figure then Began to make a cross shaped hand sign, and after a poof of smoke, He was standing alone. As though nothing had happened.

He smiled. "Orochimaru and Onoki wont know what hit them." He said Revealing a Foxy girn.

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Yeet, And there you have it. This is interesting. But I mean Its Naruto.... Thats to be expected.

Well I hope you all enjoyed Plz comment and vote, It helps me greatly. 

UNTIL NEXT TIME........................ *Falls onto the table asleep and clicks the Publish button*