Ok Before some of you go crazy about This being a Wave Mission........ THIS IS A FAN FICTION OKIEE? SO MY WORLD MY RULESSSS YEEEEEEEET

Anyways in this world They never went to the wave. so In This timeline Tazuna doesnt come till after the prelims. so Shuush and read.

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Naruto's POV

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 I stifled a Yawn as Itachi, Temari, Sauske and I Walked down the Path toward the Hokage's Office.

Itachi Showed up a few minutes ago, and Sauske was pretty happy to see him. Well Thats an Understatement. but at least He was keeping his cool about it.

As we neared the Doors to the office Sauske Happened to spot a Drunk man with a Straw hat staggering toward the Hokage's Office. I raised a brow.

We walked into the Office and Hiruzen took a Puff from his pipe. "Ahh just the people I wanted to see, I have a mission for the four of you." He stated rather exhausted.

I sighed "does it have to do with the Sake Addicted man outside the door.?" I asked nonchalantly.

Hiruzen cocked an eyebrow in surprised and nodded "Yeah, actually. Tazuna, You can come in." He said.

The man named Tazuna walked in, With a Hefty stagger and Hiccuped. "Whaaaa? These *hiccup* Kids are gonnna Protect me?" He slurred before downing the rest of his Sake.

I rolled my eyes "Old man Id be careful if I were you" 

He growled at me "Kid you cant tell me wha" He began to protest, But I cut him off by Flashing in front him with a Lightning covered Hand to his throat. "Like I said Be careful" I reiterated.

A bead a sweat dropped to the floor from Tazuna's face. "Ok kid OK Im sorry!" He backpedaled. 

I smiled and Deactivated the lightning covered hand and relaxed "Good, Now Lets get going then" I said with an Eerie smile. Which sent a shiver down Tazuna's Spine.

Temari Giggled "C'mon Naruto dont be so mean!" She scolded. I blushed "But He insulted meee" I whined.

She giggled again and pulled me in for a kiss. I let it happen, and Tazuna was more than a little creeped out.

Temari smiled at him "Oh, and if you ever insult Naru-Kun again I'll personally rip your Jugular out" She said in a Sing-song voice.

Tazuna looked at Hiruzen in fear and the Hokage couldnt help but smirk. "Sorry Tazuna This is the only team we have free." He said on instinct.

Tazuna sighed in defeat. "Ok then be at the gate in ten minutes." He said.

I nodded "Oh and Tazuna, I already know this isnt a C rank mission, Tread lightly old man." I warned.

He looked at me with eyes widened. This kid is a lie detector.

I smield and Fazed from view with Temari. 

Itachi looked at Hiruzen "Lord third, Naruto and I have reason to believe Tazuna is Lying. And we found out that He has a few S ranked Ninja after him." He reported.

Hiruzen blew out a lung full of smoke. "Alright Itachi, the Mission has been upgraded to an A rank. And so has the Pay. Naruto should be happy about that." He replied.

Itachi laughed "He certainly will" 

All the while Tazuna was standing right there. He dropped his bottle of Sake. with this look of pure terror. Itachi looked at him "Heed Naruto's Words my friend. He hates Liars." He warned.

Itachi then Fazed out of view again just the same as me, and Tazuna was left with Hiruzen who Took another drag of his pipe.

------- Few minutes later--------

I stood at the gates with my Trusty Scythe hooked to my back. Temari was sitting next to me with her Fan propped up against my Left leg. Itachi was sharpening a Trench blade Asuma gave him while going over a few new jutsu. And Sauske was cat napping.

Tazuna finally staggered over and looked at me before throwing a bottle of Wave Sake toward me. I caught it looked at it and cocked an eyebrow at him.

He sighed "You need to lighten up kid." He slurred.

I rolled my eyes and opened the bottle before downing it in one sitting. I wiped my mouth and yawned. "Lets go then shall we?" I said with a smirk.

Tazuna was in a state of pure shock at how fast I drank that sake. I shrugged. "So what, Sake doesn't effect me" 

Sauske sighed "Geez Naruto, Get a life will ya?" He teased.

I yawned "Right Sauske. Ill make sure to do that. now shall we?" I asked gesturing to the path.

We set off toward the wave. I looked at Tazuna. "So Old man How many S ranked nin are after ya?" I asked him.

He coughed "Three maybe four." He responded. I smiled "Pfft I thought it would be a challenge." 

Temari giggled "Naruto Quit underestimating our opponents." She cooed in an attempt to Seduce me.

I laughed "Ok ok whatever Temari" I said glancing at the beautiful blonde as she pouted.

I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. Then I noticed a chakra residual. I looked sharply to my left to see a lone puddle. I looked up and smirked. No rain. And its been dry for weeks.

A Terrifying Grin made its way onto my face. Just then two chains shot out of the Puddle. That's when I became confused, I thought I killed these two on our way to the Leaf.

Guess I was wrong..... But how?

I shook my thoughts away as I unhooked my scythe and cut clean through the chains. The two Demon Brothers looked at me in terror as I waved goodbye.

Then before they knew it their Heads were rolling on the ground. And I was standing in their Blood and Covered head to toe. I loved Killing Missing nin. But Sometimes I go a little overboard.

I sighed and sealed their bodies. I did a few hand seals before Blasting myself with water. Once I was Blood free I turned to everybody. I kept walking lost in my own thoughts. 

'How were those two still alive?' I wondered. "They were carbon Copies." 

The answer surprised me But it all made sense. 'Wait Kurama.... you don't mean?' I asked

I heard a growl. "Yes Naruto, He's back." 

I suppressed a Shiver as the color drained from My face. 'How? I killed that Pedo Bastard!' I asked exasperatedly.

"I don't know Kit, But it seems He used a Reanimation Jutsu on himself." Kurama replied. I almost had a heart attack. 

Temari and Itachi noticed my Inner distress. Due to my Color draining. "Naruto whats wrong?" Asked Temari who was inching closer to me.

I was snapped out of my thoughts "Temari, Sauske, Itachi. We have a major problem." I stated.

Itachi looked at me in slight surprise. "what is it Naruto?" He asked.

My eyes darkened. "Orochimaru is Back." I replied.

My answer earned a few disbelieving gasps. "wait...... But you Killed him Naru-kun, How is he alive?" Temari asked a little shaken up.

I looked at her "Reanimation jutsu." 

Itachi sighed "Naruto why are you stressing about him? You could wipe the floor with him easily." He said.

I rolled my eyes "No Its not that. Its the fact that the Pedo is Alive. He creeps me the Fuck out." I replied with a Sigh.

Itachi nodded "You have a point. That guy needs to be put on the Leaf's Sex offender list." He stated with a Smirk.

I nodded "YES PLEASE" I replied.

Tazuna was lost but just tagged along. Sauske was laughing along with Itachi and I. and Temari wass hiding behind her fan. Blushing.

After we landed in the wave and got steadily closer to the Village. I felt a Familiar Chakra. I sighed again for the fifteenth thousand time this evening. 

A Large Claymore Flew over my head and Stuck into a tree. Then a Man wrapped in bandages around his face, and Camo Arm Warmers Fazed into view on top of the Claymore.

I placed my hands on my hips. "Wassup Zabuza?" I asked Nonchalantly. 

He blinked a few times at me before bursting into Laughter, "Damn I didn't know youd be here Naruto. If that's the case then Im Joining up with you I fancy keeping my head for now." He said.

Sauske looked at me in complete shock, and Tazuna was baffled. Itachi sighed "Alright Haku come on out I can sense you." 

A split second later a Hunter nin. appeared a little closer to me than I would have liked. The nin took off the mask they were wearing to reveal a girl with Long brown hair. She smiled "Naru-Kun Its been so long!" She squealed before embracing me in a bone crushing hug. Temari was per say, Not amused.

"Hands off, Hes mine" She warned before taking my arm. Haku glared daggers at Temari "Who said Wannabe?" She countered.

Temari Laughed "Nice comeback Little Boy"  She stated.

I Decided it was time to step in. "Alright girls Im starting to get a headache. And besides, Im with Temari" I said with a yawn.

The sun was fixing to go down and I wanted to get to the village before dark. I sensed a mass of dark chakra a few hundred meters from where we were currently at. "Zabuza come with me. The rest of you head to the village." I ordered.

They all left and Zabuza and I started toward the Chakra mass. "I guess this is Gato's little HQ?" I asked my old friend. He nodded "Yeah it is. But He doesn't hire many Ninja. So it should be a Piece of cake to wipe him off the face of the earth." He replied with a demonic smile hidden by the bandages.

I nodded "You have a point." 

We reached the Mansion. and I couldn't help but sweatdrop. "This idiot doe not know how to be conspicuous." I laughed.

Zabuza nodded "yeah that idiot loves to be flashy." 

I cracked my shoulders and loosened up my neck. "lets get this over with shall we?" I asked Zabuza.

He nodded as we both unhooked our blades. 

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Zabuza and I walked out of the Once white mansion now covered in blood. with demonic smirks. There was no more life essence In that mansion. About three hundred fifty grunts twenty ninja, and Gato.

I wiped my face and Laughed "Just like the old days huh Zabuza?" I reminisced. He laughed "I never was the type of guy to be Nostalgic. But that did bring me back to when I first met you." He replied with a Yawn.

"Amen to that brother" I replied to his yawn, adding my own yawn. "lets get to Tazuna and the others." I suggested. Zabuza nodded and we left.

We showed up at Tazuna's house after cleaning up. I had forgotten about how much blood we were covered in until we stepped foot in the village. I saw the face of a child and instantly dragged Zabuza back outside. 

I was glad we did too. Because I also had remembered that Temari absolutely hated seeing me drenched in my opponents blood.

I wasnt really concerned though. So we stepped into the house, and I was met with a Cast iron skillet to the face. I was knocked across the kitchen floor and hit the wall.

Temari ran down the stairs to see what happened. and gasped. "Tsunami!! That was Naruto!!' She screamed. The lady who knocked me out paled as all the color drained from her face. She messed up.

I groaned and Held my head "Ohayo" I said with a sluggish wave, "Good to meet you too Tsunami" I greeted. "The names Naruto. and Damn You have a strong left hook" I sighed.

Tsunami laughed nervously and set the skillet down "Im so sorry Naruto-kun, I wasnt expecting you so late." She apologized.

I waved her off "Its ok, its ok I get it."  I said trying to stand up. 

I fell backward and was caught by Gaara's sand. "Thanks Gaara" I laughed.

He shook his head. "You have horrible luck Naruto." He stated. Itachi who had walked down Laughed "No kidding, That kid has gotten hit by so Many skillets You have no idea." he said almost rolling.

I rolled my eyes and sighed in defeat. "you guys are so cold" I pouted. Sauske who was sitting at the dinner table with an Amused look on his face decided to interrupt by Coughing. We all looked at him and he pointed to Zabuza "So how did your 'outing' Go?" He asked.

I looked at Zabuza and he smiled "Ah well Gato is dead, and so is about three hundred eighty body guards." I said nonchalantly.

Tazuna's Grandson hadnt caught the last part and came in with a scowl on his face. "You will never win against Gato! you will die! Quit trying to be heros!" He yelled.

I sweatdropped "Hn" was all I said. Suprising Sauske. "Hnn?" He replied. I looked at him with a grin "Hnnnn!" 

Sauske smiled and nodded. everybody sweatdropped except Itachi who had a horrified expression on his face. "Oii I am NOT in Love with Deidara! SHES COMPLETELY MAD!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. "Hn"......."Hn?" Was all he got in reply.

(A/N Deidara is a Girl in this Universe. YEEEEET Every character thats male but looks Female is going to be a girl.)

I laughed with Sauske as itachi's face grew about as red as His Sharingan. It was hilarious.

I loved poking fun at him about Deidara. Especially since I caught them Kissing when we rolled with the Akatsuki. I will never let him live that down.

I just laughed harder at the Mental Image of both Itachi and Deidara's faces when I walked in with a camera. 

Everybody in the room was completely clueless. "What in the Hell are they doing?" Tazuna asked.

Temari shrugged "its some form of Language native to the Uchiha." She explained.

Inari was fuming because he was being Ignored "HEY IDIOTS! DID YOU HEAR ME?" He screamed. I looked at him with a deadly glare "Shut it Kid. I killed Gato this morning." I replied.

Zabuza nodded "Yep and about three hundred or so Body guards Give or take a few" He added.

Inari looked at us Shocked "w-what?" He asked shakily. 

I cleared my throat "G-A-T-O......I-S......D-E-A-D" I shouted slowly as if talking to a Two year old. Inari's eyes widened "h-How?" He asked.

I shrugged "Simple. Sliced him in half with my scythe" I replied nonchalantly.

Temari's eyes widened. I then looked at Gaara "By the way when Did you show up?" I asked the red head.

He smiled "After news reached us that Orochimaru may still be alive." He said.

I nodded "Good because we can leave now. Tazuna has nothing to worry about now that Gato is dead, So there isnt any point in sticking around." I explained until Haku came out of the Shower. I glanced in her direction. and sweatdropped. "Haku get ready, We are leaving." I told the Blushing brunette. apparently she thought we werent back yet. and forgot to wrap a towel around herself.

I sighed "I'll be outside" I stated as Haku disappeared. I turned to go out the door "Kit, You are one lucky son of a bitch." Kurama said.

'Kurama shut it'

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the next morning

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We headed out toward the Leaf village. It had been about a month and we were going to get back one day before the final exam. I was sort of relieved about it all being over. But the fact that the Snake Pedo was back made me shiver. 'he is so weak compared to me. But he creeps me the fuck out' I thought "Amen Kit" Kurama replied.

I sighed as we walked down the path. all of a sudden my Spine locked up. and I got a serious case of Goosebumps. I was horrified 

"Kukukukukuku"

I almost turned and ran in the other direction. 'Fuck this Im outa here' 

There standing in front of us was the Pedo himself. He smiled and Did a few handsigns before unsealing something.

I gasped.... it was the unconscious bodies of Kurenai, Anko, and Ino. I then growled as KI started to flow from me. 'Aww hell naw' "Hey Snake Bitch, You ready to die?" I said grinning Maniacally.

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Welp Looks like THAT happened. Now I think Im going to prepare the Funeral music......... actually that pedo doesnt deserve music.

I hope you all enjoyed Because I was laughing while typing this. Anyways make sure to vote and comment your favorite parts. 

Until Next time, PEACE- Cammy