Bismillah ❣️

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Jazib ki abhi ek company mein choti post par naukri lagi thi...

Tankhawah zyada nahi thi par wo khush tha...

Ghar jaa raha tha office se ki 'babar aur umar' jo college ke dost the wo milgaye..

Babar apne spikes wale baalo ko betha kar bola " hum college mein pakke yaar the ab college khatam toh yaari bhi khatam.. Haina"

Wo jhijhka "nahii yaar.. Tumhe pta haina... Ghar ke bahar bina wajah rehna abbu ko pasand nahi mera.. Toh bas isliye hi 8baje ke baad ghar ke bahar nahi nikalta.."

Wo dono tezz hase.. Babar apni belt sahi karte hue bola " jazib yaar tere abbu ka bhi alag hi masla hai.. Tujhe ladkiyo ki tarah paal rahe hai.. Teri behen ko ladko ki tarah paal rahe hai.. Benny bhai hahahaha... "

Usko abbu ko yeh Kehne se bura.. Benny ko beech mein laana lagaa..

Bola " haaa hai masla toh.. "...

Babar peechey hata.. Wahi umar bola" arey.. Arey.. Chal chorh.. Bata kal sunday night hai hum dono disco jaarahe hai.. Tu chalega? "

Ghura" abhi bataya toh... Phir bhi.. "

Babar bola" uncle ko hum manalege.. "...

Chauka" tum dono bata bhi mat dena tum mere dost ho bahut pitoge.. "...

Umar haskar bola" tu abhi bachha hai.. Tu humara style jaanta nahi hai.. Achhe achho ko nahi chorte toh uncle kya cheez hai... Kal hum teeno hii disco chalege.. . ".

Jazib hairaan tha.. Par sochna fuzool laga.. Pata tha aisa kuch nahi hone wala" main jaaraha hu ghar tum dono yeh nahi kar paaoge.. ".

Bike start kardi itna kehkar...

Agla din chuki sunday tha toh derr tak soya tha.. Ubaasi bharta hua kamre se nikla toh benny mili" tujhse apne ghar nahi raha jaata jab dekho yahi milti hai.. "

Kamar par haath jamakar boli" tujhse matlab mere bade abbu ka ghar hai.. Jaa tu sahan mein jaa bade abbu bularhe hai.. Tere dost aae hai.. "
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Wo shocked tha.." umar... Babar... Nahii... ".
Jaldi jaldi gaya ki dono mein se kaun zinda bacha...

Jaakar dabe paon dekha.. Toh aankhein phaare dekh raha tha...

Umar babar kurta pyjaama pehne.. Tel baalo mein lagaye.. Jo chehre par behraha tha.. Topi tikae.. Aankho mein surma bhare sir jhukae bethe the..

Wahi murshid sahab ki baato ka jawab derhe the... Wo toh sadme mein do chaar hua jaarha tha..

Tabhi murshid sahab ki nazar isspar padii toh bole " jazib beta idhar aao..."...

Wo mare mare kadam utharha tha kii ab kya hona hai.... Wahi dono ne maathe (paishaani) tak haath uthakar dulhano sa salam kara.. Jaha tel lage baal jame the..

Umar ke baal bade the jo annkho mein bhi jaarhe the.. Wahi babar beech ki maang nikale champu lagrhe the..

Wo hairaan tha ki inhe salaam karna bhi ata hai?...

Murshid sahab apni sada ki tone mein bole " nalayak jawab de.. Bachho ne salam kiya h"

Darr kar jawab diya "betho idhar"

Toh darrkar beth bhi gaya.. "bachho aap logo ne iss nalayak ko nahi seekhaya.."

Umar khamosh muskurae aur babar adab se bole " bas uncle jii.. Aaj raaat inhe lekar toh jaarhe hai inhe majlis mein ek ek karke saari achhi baatein seekhaege.. Kyu umar bhai.."

Wo phir dulhan roop mein aae.. Gardan nachakar aahista se bole" beshak"

Jazib samjh nahin paarha tha aakhein zyada hairaan hai yaa kaan...

Wo hase "hAaa.. Bhayi zaroor lekar jaao.. Deen ki tablig toh naseeb walo ko milti hai.. Paise main de duga.."..

Wo dono sharmaae wahii jazib hairat ki khayii mein gira sab samjh kar..

"bachho aap betho main naashta lagwaata hu..."...

Baadab bole " jii uncle.." wo uthkar gaye..

Andar bade hii the ki laute ki khane ka waqt hai.. Bachho ke liye khana lagwa leta hu puchkar..

Dekha toh umar hasraha tha.. Jazib bhi khush tha.. Babar naach raha tha topi haath mein liye.." dekha utaar liya na tere baap ko botal(bottle) mein.. (step karke dikhaya) disco mein teeno bhai yeh Michael Jackson wala step karege.."

Umar hasraha tha.. Wahi jazib darrkar muskura raha tha kii wakaii kya aisa hoga...

Murshid sahab peeche se aae.. Collar pakad kar babar ki aur de thappad aur de thappad.. Bina ruke bina geene thappad hii thappad.. Usko jhatke lagrahe the..

Kahi lamho baad jab maar maar kar unkii speed kam hogayii tab pata chala chehre par joo 100 ki speed mein jhatke lagrhe hai wo thappad hai jo dost ke abbu maar rahe hai..

Iss doraan Uska Michael alag aur jackson alag ho chuka tha..

Wo kuch sambhla ki baal pakadkar bole " nalayak.. Majlis lekar jaaega..".

Uske hoonth kuch jawab dete.. Usse pehle jhatkaa diyaa.. Baal pakadkar ki saamne sofe par wo aaundhe muh gira..

Wo toh shukr mana raha tha ki baalo mein tel tha... Jo phisal gaya.. Tabhi umar ki zordaar cheekh sunayii dii.. Hil dhulkar seeedha hua toh kya dekhta hai.. Umar sofe par chadkar bhaagne ki firaag mein tha.. Babar toh khush kismati se pakad se nikal gaya tha.. Umar ka haath pakad kar moddiya.. "****** bta apne baap ka number.. Bta abhii"

Umar pe ek sitam yeh bhi tha uske baal aankho mein jaarhe the.. Wo cheekhein jaarha tha.. " aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Uncle... Mere paapa toh... Aaaaaaa.. Duniya se aaaaaaa.. Se kab ke jaa chuke aaaaaaaaa.."

Iss par haath pe jhatka dekar seedha kiya.. Aur dusra haath baal jo aankho mein jaarhe the buri tarah unme phasakar kar gol gol ghumadiya baal nochkar.. Uski dardnaak cheekh nikli" aaaaa.. Eeeeeee.. Uuuuuu.. "

Dusre haath se chappal nikali" phasne par baap ko maardiyaa abhi tune hii toh bataya tha phala market mein dukaan hai unkii... "..

Umar ko jhuth bolne par sara phal aaj mila tha.. Tabhi toh chappal se jo pitaayi shuru kii.. Umar ki cheekein nikal rahi thi..

Babar sofe ke peeche hua.. Safety ka oehle bandobast kara apna aur dost ke liye mari hui awaaz mein bola" uncle jaane do galti hogyi... Please.. "

Unhone wohi chappal uthakar jo iske maari hai.. Safety dhari ki dhari rehgyii... Wo chappal baakhoobi uske muh par lagii..

Umar ko babar ki taraf jhatka" agar ab jazib ka naam bhi zabano par aagya.. Kaat duga zabaan.. Niklo mere ghar se abhi ke abhii.. ".

Wo jo ujhde bikhre huliye mein the.. Unhone ek nazar apne uss dost ko dekha jiske walid sahab ne bina sabon ke joo dhoyaa hai... Jo ab bhi sir jhukae bethe the.. Jaise khuda taala ne sochne.. Dekhne.. Sunne.. Samjhne ki taahkhat cheen li ho.. Pta hii nahii kya anhoni hogyii yaa anhoni ko hote hue hi naa dekha.. Jazib.. Jinhone dosto ki madad ke liye chu tak nahi ki thi...

Kyuki pura andaaza tha inke jaane ke zyada pitaayii meri hogi...

Dhahare "niklo............"

Wo dono khauf se uchle aur aankho se ojhal the.. Ek baat toh teh thi.. Yeh aaj disco kyaa kahi bhi jaane layak nahi the...

Wo chappal uthakar jazib ki taraf aaye.. Peeche khadi beni jo ab tak pet pakadkar hase jaarhi thi.... Wo bhaagkar aayii.. Jazib ko gherliya.. Gale lagaliyaa..

"nahi bade abbu.. Jazib ko nahii aapko pta haina.. Yeh bahut achha bachha hai.. Iske dost hii kharab hai.."
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Chappal chodi" har baar bachjaata hai iski wajah se.. Leja inn lad governor ko aur samjha de agar iss tarah ke dost rakhne hai toh nikaljae mere ghr se.. "...

Benny boli" jeee.. Bade abbu... "

Ghaseette hue kamre mein legayii..

Nimra ko jab pta chala toh sadme mein ghir gayii ki jawaan bete ke dosto ko maara.. Par shohar ka gussa jaanti thi isliye khamosh hogayii... Bilkul afsoos karke..

Wahi jazib kamre mein"mera ghar.. Mere usool.. Meri khwaishein.. Bas yehi sunta aaya huu bachpan se.. Phir mera ghar mere usool air khwaishein kaha hai.. Jab sab sirf abbu ka hi hai.. Kya galti thi mere dosto kii wo sirf mere saath disco hi toh jaana chahte the.. Ispar itna maara.. Agar khud aise naa hote toh jhuth bhi naa bolte.. Pta bhi hai mere umar ke ladke kya kuch karte hai.. Aur ek main hu.. Bas ghar mein raho.. Iske hukoom suno.. Ji abbu.. Ji abbu karo bas yehi zindagi hai meri.... Bas yehii... "

Wo bed par haath patak patak kar baat karraha tha... Benny dur khadi thii.. Afsoos se dekhrahii thi.. Phir paas jaakar gale se laga liyaaa.. Wo ek dum bethgaya.. Sir sehlane lagii.." bas.. Bas gussa naa kar yeh sakhtiyaa yeh pabandiyaaa sirf isliye.. Ki hum bhai aisa kadam naa uthae.. Jaisa mere papa ne uthaaya thaaa..."

Iss par khamoshi se 2minute dekha.. Phir jazib ne bhi gale lagaliya "mera bhai hai tu..".
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Isspar benny bhi hasdi...

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Usi shaam jab murshid sahab ghar mein nahii the... Jazib apne kamre mein leta tha toh benny ka message aaya...

"agar bhai.. Bhai hai bhai ka.. Toh foran mere kamre mein aaaa"

Wo muskuraya.. Bahar nikla kyuki ghar je neechle floor par benny apni maa faiza ke saath rehti thi... Gaya... Kamre ke bahar kii benny khadi thi dekhkar hasi chuttthh gayii... Kyuki wo chamakdaar kapde pehnii thi... Golden pants.. Silver shirt.. Baal jo kaan tak the wo gel lage the wahi chashma (shades) naak par tika tha..

Wo haste haste paas aaya... "ohhhh... Yeh kyaa kara tune..."

Muh par ungli rakhi chup karane ke liye.. " welcome to jazib disco my brother"

Hairaan tha.. Darwaaza khola toh dangh tha andar nabiya thii kuch yuhi chamkeele shalwar kameez mein.. Aur mohalle ke bachhe jiske saath benny khelti thi.. Sab bachho ki shakle makeup se rangin thiii...

Hairaan tha.. Nabiya tray uthakar layii "sirs.. Juice please.."..

Alag alag tarah ke juice the.. Benny boli " no waiter please... Lights off... Music on..."

"okayyyyyyyyyy sir....."

Jazib hairaan tha.. Muskuraha tha... Tabhi nabiya ne lights band karii.. Agle kii lamhe rangeen bulbs ki dero katare jali..jo disco lights ka kaam karrhe the..

Bachho ne yaaaahoo ka naara lagaya.. Wahi music loud speaker chala.. Toh benny ne uth paataang dance karna shuru kara.. Tezz boli " naachoo..."...

Saare bachhe dance karne lage.. Nabiya jazib ke saath pet pakadkar tezz tezz hasrha tha... Uske daance par..

Benny ruk hi nahii rahii thi... "mr jazib apne disco mein aakar khud hii hasrahe hai.. Customers kya sochege.. Dance!!!!"

Wo muskurayaa.. Benny ki tarah uth pataang dance shuru kara.........nabiya ne bhi dance shuru kiya...

Phir kyaa tha puri shaam dance karte nikaali....

Itna maza toh tab bhi nahii aata jab wo asli disco mein jaate...

Jab sab thakgaye...beth gaye.....

Nabiyaa boli " wowwww... Benny bhai tera idea.. Toh bahut maze ka tha..."

Wo muskuraayii " nabiya mere dosto ko wapis insaaan bana kabhii inke amma abba mere naam ke warrant nikalwade.."

Jazib.. Nabiyab.. Benny teeno hase.. Teeno ne milkar darjano bachho ke muh dhulwaae..

Benny boli" chalo dosto.. Apne apne ghar niklo... Kal gali mein milege.. Kanche lekar aana... "

Sab bye benny bhai kehkar nikal gaye....

Jazib ne benny ko pakadkar gale lagaliyaa" thankyou bhai!!!! "

Muskuraaayii" bas tu udhaaas naa hua kar.. Jab tu udaas hota hai mujhe kuch aachha nahi lagta.. "

Usne pakadkar bheechliyaa.. Nabiyaa bhi haath kholkar aayiii" main.. Bhi.. Main bhi.. Bhaiyo ki iklooti behan... "..

Dono ne haskar usko bhi gale lagiyaaa...

Ufff such a lengthy chap..

Main thakgyii..

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With lots of love

Iqraf 💞
Allah hafiz 😇