Someone: OMG I LUV SLURPIES!!1!!111!11!

Me: Y'know, I've never had a slushee before.

My Crush: Maytee-

Me: Like, never had a slushee and everyone I know has had one like, 10 million times.

Crush: But-

Me: I feel like I'm missing out on this world- A SLUSHEE WORLD!!!!!11!!11!

Crush: Maytee?

Me: Yea?

Crush: Don't you mean slurpee?!

Me: Oh, yea *Dieing internally of embarrassment*

BASED ON A TRUE STORY!

BTW he wasn't rude about it, very playful about it.

FUTURE MAYTEE UPDATE!: I forgot to mention I had a slurpee for the first time 2 days ago (the 29th) and IT'S FUCKING AMAZING OMG JUST WOW AND THERE'S A SLURPEE PLACE A WALKING DISTANCE FROM MY HOUSE LIKE WATTTTT