How not to write: Common Phrases

yall know where this goes

he towered over me
colossal titan ??

their green orbs
harry potter?? we doing spells and future shit m8?

the blood spilled out
like episode 10 season 2 of seraph of the end byE

i popped the p
and i popped your bitch

aquamarine
blue*

came
Cum*

"Stick ur dick in my ass Iwa-chan!!!1!1!"
omfg how about just "fuck me"

Our lips locked
u out of the house bye

"I'm not gay"
you just stuck your thing up his thing, ur a little gay

"Chortled"
HOW ABOUT LAUGHED OMG

Sorry for not updating hoes

What should I do next????

-Jen