If the main cast had irl jobs (I lowkey believe some of them would be criminals but we aren't going to talk about that)

Levi and Misaka: they would have a family business like maybe body guarding or something like that

Eren: Youtuber idk why

Armin: detective or he would work somewhere in the crime field

Hange: scientist do I have to explain?

Connie: um- he would have like 13 jobs and would still be able to keep his life together 😀

Sasha: food taster AND THE BEST ONE or mukbanger

I'm getting tired also I ran out of ideas other then criminals on the run