Ok so hear me out, Levi reads a storybook every night and everyone just listens to them

Levi: The End.

Armin: NOO WHY DID THE GRANDMA HAVE TO DIE *sobs*

Eren: It wasn't even that sad!

Connie: Little Red must be really smart to figure out the wolf was fake

Ymir: No she isn't, you're just stupid 

Connie: THE MORE EMPTY YOUR HEAD THE MORE DREAMS IT CAN FILL

Mikasa: 👁👄👁 it's a fricking storybook it isn't that deep 

Historia: YES IT ISSSSS *sobs*

Hange: Why did you read Little Red Riding Hood to them?

Levi: Because you fricking told me to