My name is Camron Elias. And I can't count to five. Literally. Watch.

One, two.....

Two...

Ow.

I think I got my stupidity from my parents. They spelled my name the way it sounds, not the way it's spelled. It's a wonder I can even speak.

I live in a world of floating bug buses, red grass, and evil overlords. Every time a new one gets super cocky and tries to take over the world or whatever, a guy or girl is chosen to lead some other kids on a quest to stop him.

I just never thought I'd be that guy.

Or that girl. Camron is happy in his own skin, ma dudes.

But, I digress.

I think. I don't really know what that means.

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Picture of Camron up in the media 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻