- is that smoke

- oh no! the engine exploded!

- this is my plane.

- I have ebola!

- did you know the pilot drank like 5 beers earlier? Yeah, I was with him, you can still smell it on the guy.

- I'm not a terrorist!

- I like trains.

- Does that door normally open on a flight?

- *Inaudible screeching*

- Hey, have you noticed how fast the ground is moving toward us?