So last night, my family was eating dinner. Well, one of the cats, Alex, comes wandering into the dining room begging for food.

My stepdad, the nice guy he is, sprays water on Alex to get rid of him. When that didn't work, my stepdad got a cup and poured water on Alex.

After dinner, I went into the living room where Alex was sitting under the coffee table, looking all sad and dejected. And you know what I said? I said, "Alex looks like someone broke his best friend."

"Alex looks like someone broke his best friend."