Hi welcome :3 (Republished since I made an error🤩)

Tommy: I'm a terrible person...

Phil:

Wilbur:

Techno:

Ranboo:

Tubbo:

Tommy: This is the part where you say "It's alright, Tommy, we still love you, Tommy."

Wilbur: I'M TOO HOT

Wilbur: :D

Wilbur: :D

Wilbur: :D

Wilbur: :D

Quackity: *With monotonous expression and sigh* Hot damn...

Wilbur: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN

Phil: You know those things will kill you, right? 

Techno, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point. 

Wilbur, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process. 

Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Skeppy: Why are your tongues purple?

Karl: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Sapnap: I had a red one.

Skeppy: oh

Skeppy:

Skeppy: OH

Bad:

Bad: You drank each other's slushies?

George: *Gently taps table*

Dream: *Taps back*

Bad: What are they doing?

Sapnap: Morse code.

George: *Aggressively taps table*

Dream: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Dream: Am I going too far? 

Sam: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Someone: *Gets down on one knee*

Techno: Oh my god, it's finally happening.

Someone: *Falls over*

Techno: The poison is kicking in.

Tubbo: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them. 

Ranboo: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Fundy: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? 

Quackity: I'm a knife. 

Wilbur, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Tommy: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? 

Bad: >:O language 

Fundy: Yeah watch your fucking language 

Wilbur: OKAY WHO TAUGHT FUNDY THE FUCK WORD? 

Purpled: 'The fuck word'. 

Ranboo: Are you joking? You guys use the f word all the time 

Fundy: Oh my god he censored it

Purpled: Say fuck, Ranboo.

Fundy: Do it, Ranboo. Say fuck.

Phil: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. 

(Me: WRONG! Poison is injested and venom is injected- Sorry...)

Quackity: What if it bites me and it dies!? 

Wilbur: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Quackity, learn to listen. 

Quackity: What if it bites itself and I die? 

Wilbur: That's voodoo. 

Quackity: What if it bites me and someone else dies? 

Wilbur: That's correlation, not causation. 

Quackity: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? 

Wilbur: That's kinky. 

Phil: Oh my Primes.

Techno: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Wilbur: I think you mean cards.

Techno, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

Purpled: Time for plan G.

Tubbo: Don't you mean plan B?

Purpled: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Tommy: What about plan D?

Purpled: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Ranboo: What about plan E?

Purpled: I'm hoping not to use it. Tommy dies in plan E.

Wilbur: I like plan E.

Wilbur: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Tommy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Techno: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Quackity: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Phil: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

That was the first chapter, don't expect super frequent uploads or anything.