Techno: We're not making you tell us, we're just forcefully asking.

Phil: Techno, what the fuck-

George: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Dream: It's not a joke.

Dream: *sniffles*

Dream: I'm a legit snack.

Dream: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

George: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Ranboo: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Techno: You mean literally or figuratively?

Ranboo: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Fundy: What if all foods were just lemons?

Fundy: Eggplants are purple lemons.

Phil: Blueberries are sweet lemons.

Quackity: Apples are red lemons.

Tommy: But cherries are better, so they should be red lemons!

Quackity: Fight me, child.

Slimecicle, holding up a random lime: This lime would be a green lemon!

Purpled: That sounds like a rip-off superhero name.

An employer, going over Tommy's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Tommy: Yes

Employer: Okay... may I know what you create?

Tommy: Problems.

Ranboo: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Techno: Isn't that just killing people?

Ranboo: Ah, technicalities.

Wilbur: Do you take constructive criticism?

Tommy: I only take cash or credit.

Wilbur: What is your biggest weakness?

Tommy: I can be uncooperative.

Wilbur: Okay, can you give me an example?

Tommy: No.

Wilbur: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Tommy: I do have a sense of humor you know

Wilbur: I've never heard you laugh before

Tommy: I've never heard you say anything funny

Quackity: It's dark in here

Tommy: Don't worry big Q, I got this

Tommy: *Stomps his feet*

Tommy: *Skechers light up*

Dream: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday 

Phil: Wednesay 

Dream: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Anyway, I hope I satisfied you for now. I don't have time to make another chapter rn, but I probably will later. Who knows...

Have a good day, drink water, and be safe!